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Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by idolda(op): 7:49am On Oct 22, 2015
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not
with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same
problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open,
never tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the
day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence. (Senegal )

Seun, Lalasticlala, farano , Rocktation and ishilove which of the proverbs do you like most?
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by Beesluv: 7:51am On Oct 22, 2015
lol. Jamaican own nko?


he who says smokers are liable to die young ......
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by LifeIsGuhd(f): 7:53am On Oct 22, 2015
And he who said 'wonders shall never end' has obviously not been to Nairaland undecided


All the wonders have ended on Nairaland grin grin
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by Swissheart(f): 8:05am On Oct 22, 2015
smileylol
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by dialfa: 8:13am On Oct 22, 2015
that no. 6 though grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by Nobody: 8:42am On Oct 22, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
And he who said 'wonders shall never end' has obviously not been to Nairaland undecided


All the wonders have ended on Nairaland grin grin
shocked
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by idolda(op): 10:08am On Oct 26, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
And he who said 'wonders shall never end' has obviously not been to Nairaland undecided


All the wonders have ended on Nairaland grin grin
Abi o
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by idolda(op): 9:06am On Jun 03, 2016
Lol
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