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falconey:
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MoonChildng:
You really are funny

No Yab me

Slimzjoe:
Alan Shearer! We no dey see your Works again oo!!

Seculent:
This guy na old man o.

Tallesty1:
Never tell a woman she's ugly. She will never forgive nor forget.




Be funny but don't be silly

Slimzjoe:
What do you mean?

RobinHez:
Old man!

By the time u told amaka u loved her, my dad was still a Bachelor!




That is if it aint fiction...

RobinHez:
Old man!

By the time u told amaka u loved her, my dad was still a Bachelor!




That is if it aint fiction...

Slimzjoe:
No Yab me

MoonChildng:
seriously,but dont crack expensive jokes like calling someone ugly

Slimzjoe:
1994? Lol....Not Fictious...The Dates are Tho

Ragner:
Didn't you read Twas a Joke?

Slimzjoe:
Its no News any Longer that whenever you ask a Lady what Qualities she Wants in her Man you'll here Different almost impossible Crap and the Most annoying one, "Must be Funny or have a Good sense of Humour" they want a Funny Dude but will hate you Forever when you Make Jokes with them I remember Jokingly telling Kate she was ugly in a Picture I took with her in 2003. Guess wah? She Never talked to me again since then until Yesterday when I got a Wedding invitation and Clearly written at the Base of the I,V in Kate's Handwriting Was 'The Ugly girl is getting married' I was Just Confused cos it was a Honest joke.
Before I forget the reason I created this Thread lemme go straight to it

In 1994, I met Amaka in Awka. She was Pretty and in my Department. I was Madly in love but did know how to approach her so I Asked a Female Coz of Mine and she listed everything Females wanted in a man without Excluding that one I now Detest

I Bulked up, Approached and we became Friends and yes! I was Funny as Hell. I made sure she always Laughed whenever we where together and we shared lotta Secrets together too. I thought all was going well for me and After 8months, Decided to come Straight!! That day, I professed my Love and Read Poems I had composed for weeks to her and Ended it with 'I Love you Amaka'. All through the Period I did all this, she was Just looking At me and Smiling Sheepishly and After I was done, she Broke into Fits of Laughter and started Clapping
Next thing I heard was , 'Joe, you're Such a Clown and in fact,you should be in the theatre Arts Dept. Stop wasting Your talents on Science that's never Appreciated Then she hugged me and Said she was gonna Book a Spot for me to Perform on the Upcoming SUG nite cos she Can't be the only one Enjoying my Comic

hahn:
@bolded, op you waited too long. After 1 week would have been better.

tosyne2much:
1994 ke ? Wey I still dey pry one then

MoonChildng:
you want my attention ? Now you have it

You Go Like Quarrel
Remove that Trash Advert from my thread before I do it for you

Slimzjoe:
Why would i Forget to Call boss Tosyne2much anntii Twaacci Twaci Wristbangle and Robinhez to know the Truth