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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 25, 2015
Nicky058:
dearie I don't nw, buh next week should be OK. Am yet to decide wen to leave lag sef
u've used 'dear' nd 'dearie' nw oo..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:26pm On Oct 25, 2015
Quick Advice. ..Diss ONLY someone you know you can defeat.. To avoid SKIIBI- grin ;Dlization
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:27pm On Oct 25, 2015
Ousmayne:

na oGAYchi u be? grin
oGAYchukwu to be precise grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 9:27pm On Oct 25, 2015
haywhy911:
LWKM! I love you too,Ousmayne.
waris worrying u, u r loving a man. 14yrs honeymoon ma ni. Don't fall a victim faa
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hmmmmmmm... Dis z getting interesting
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2015
duke59:
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/10
Dope
Reekado where u @ u've just been hit hard
Oyah u urself quote one line that is "HARD" to you from all that Essay undecided...Boizgrammz nor make me waste MB oo undecided...I was expecting PUNCHLINES undecided...not impressed one bit undecided

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
u've uses 'dear' nd 'dearie' nw oo..
lmao, dats jst a polite approach dear, seriously use to dat. Mind u no sugar and honey in dat, so it's diabetes - free

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:30pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
we will soon fight..u found an essay 4 haywhy nd Dharmy..this one nw 4 GideonG..u never reach my side oo..I need money too ooo
tongue. Gamers competition ain't around yet
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by JoeCutie(m): 9:30pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
Let me kuku give u Toolz's number then
Don't give me Toolz number, give me yours. tongue
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:32pm On Oct 25, 2015
Reekado:
Guys are vexing today. ..I'm so loving this cheesy

did not really get d one on boigrammz but dis one is dope man
Dope as crack

Me think itz a 7/10
Odas should pls rate
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:32pm On Oct 25, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
FLEXING FREESTYLE
Leego.
I see all dis whack niggaz droping YAM barz no wonder dy suffering frm TUBERCULOSIS// GBAGAUN
wenever u burst I knw u just a piece of bad tyre, I own d empire cus ama vampire I suck ur blood, though U gat HIV I neutralize ur Virus with my viper cus am dah lyrical cypher av gat d hyper i put U unda a/her tension(hyper-tension) u wearin a diaper cus u fvcking dickless// My Barz gonna jack u up cus yah on a wheel-chair/wilshere(Jack wilshere) am nt an Arsenal fan all I use is A.C(air conditioner) Ama split u 2 units(split A.c) cus u just a coward my bull aint red(RED BULL) dnt try 2 drink it/eat// d only missle/meascles u ever gave is d one on yah body av gat a dimple while u're filled with pimples// Diss is/Disease how I end up ya story ya bound from glory.
Cc:
Duke59
GideonG
Idgaf
Mzlarem
Khassy
Haywhy911
Temmie001
Nicky058
Adeshizzy
dharmyyinks
dpacicheraclx
sveen
Tushkid74
Jerryspan
Ridwan1821
Legitlayo
ousmaye

reekado
zyhon96
Nice one...I hope to see more from u.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by zyhon96: 9:35pm On Oct 25, 2015
Post removed !

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 9:35pm On Oct 25, 2015
Ousmayne:
Diss at reekado...

*grabsMic*

Real dawgs been balling and kicking right from the womb, if reekado dare kicks? He'll KICK THE BUCKET !

*crowd cheers.. ( mzlarem temmi001 and em girls be screaming we love you)
*
*
*
Thas was the intro.. Now hell fire flows..

See im super sonic with the Uzi, i spare WEAKLINGS NOT /
cvnt, what do you do for a living? KISSING BUTTS /
you claim to be a rider right? Im sure you ride dicks and EVEN C0CKS /
*crowd screams Jesu Christy*
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with blood am SCRIPTING THIS /
i commit 1st degree murder with 16 DISS/
hold on, shala ju hi lo do hi fa!? U dont understand right? Then learn how to SPEAK INDIES /

b1tch you putting on diapers, how could you drop shits!? /
im flooding, i be breaking banks, you cant stop it /

*head block*

lemme finish eating then ill drop the heavenly punches..

*everybody scream, dope dope dope, we want more, we love you*

i love you too grin
7/10
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:35pm On Oct 25, 2015
lhorla:
lmao,its nt meant fr only u na
U use d same way I did mine in doin urs. Now u got tew "san owo ile" omo onile ti dey grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 9:39pm On Oct 25, 2015
Temmi001:
If it doesn't increase to 18k next month sef. It would have been better if the gave us power 24/7 around the clock. Iro oo, they'll give us power at the beginning of the month so we'll pay promptly, after we pay, we'll be left to our fates.
.. Lol.. Lag abi?..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 9:41pm On Oct 25, 2015
Revelation4:
the second list will not be out this week, I mean this week we started today, till next week, from a reliable source
dis ur moniker z funny o. I js pray d list wud favour us
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by drhaziz(m): 9:41pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hehe, God. My mind jst on the second list. Wen is it gonna be out. God, plz intercede.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 9:42pm On Oct 25, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. Lol.. Lag abi?..
yes oo. Lag!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 9:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
protocols are too much jae..kilode..I'll try sha
hahaha. Yea. But they just seem a bottleneck. They're pretty easy to follow.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by drhaziz(m): 9:45pm On Oct 25, 2015
Goons in the room. Plz wat sub or cheat can I use for browsing on my Android device. Plz, do respond if u cn help.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 9:46pm On Oct 25, 2015
drhaziz:
Hehe, God. My mind jst on the second list. Wen is it gonna be out. God, plz intercede.
Yea. Likewise most people here. But, we cannot come and go and die na. abi??

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by drhaziz(m): 9:47pm On Oct 25, 2015
Goons in the room. Plz wat sub or cheat can I use for browsing on my Android device. Plz, do respond if u cn help.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:47pm On Oct 25, 2015
DharmyYinks:

tongue. Gamers competition ain't around yet
Lol..if u think Gaming is d only thing I'm good @ or av passion 4..I pity u. Won't say more than that
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:48pm On Oct 25, 2015
zyhon96:
Akjwyzepal... U came late 4 d battle, but guess what i 'cum' late on ur gf bed...(INTRO ) LEGOO
because of me u wan join witchcraft/
U're punk niggur mehn u're so daft(daftpunk)/
S/o to warey guys they are so soft /
Cal dem softwareys(softwares) d've got virus/
even if u b clark kent u no go get lana/
Cos u ugly u carry am 4 face lyk banner/
whch course dm gve u shey na prim. Edu/
Rem'br dat small skul wey dm no plaster/
i fit tel dm to make u headmaster/
U might be d bestman bt am d groom/am getting married to my dreams /your gf can be the bridal train to my dreams/she be following it to get laid/
because na me get the biggest d!ck deres no contest/
u fit bring u gf make she come test/
S/o to real G's 4rm day one/
I dnt see you am wearin raybon...
6/10
Biko try to qoute d necessary monikers grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:49pm On Oct 25, 2015
JoeCutie:
Don't give me Toolz number, give me yours. tongue
I don't have a phone tongue

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:50pm On Oct 25, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


Diss at Boizgrammz

When I hear d name boizgrammz
Am like who is dis clamz
Ain't slowing down cus I ball on 32gige of ram
My punchline ar weigh 1000 gramme
I will slaughter u like a salah ram,ain't eating haram
I will burst ur brain like boko haram
Am a grammarian ain't speaking in tonguez
I'll come down to ur level cus ur I.Q is 0.5
Go meet double gee to re-programme ur raps
U ar feeling me,nigga u a fan
U ar pain in da a.s.s like a menstral cramps

Ma greatest hideout is d top cus u will never get there
If hating is a job,then u won't be jobless as u ar
If I see u on d street ima greet u wit "hi hater"
Now its time to put d best of your skills in gear,cus i will be known in d history book as da slayer......

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Duke59
GideonDG


diss reply at kaybeeeee

*
nigga, i thouth rick sent you on an exile?

Ok, check this...

Whats circus without you clown? /
youve been acting like jenifa but i dont think youre funny so its better you frown /

*

come to think of it, your rap is bullshit!/
dont think you'll get famous through diss /

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get a life bro, rap isnt your thing /
b1tch you claim youre fly? Dont forget am mortein /
been quilty as charged since i clocked fourteen /

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ask your girlfriend, shes a big fan like chopper blades /
hungry looking dude, i just serve you beef, u want another plate? /

*
holup nigga holup, gerrarahia mehn shit /
your flows stinks.. Its prolly menses /
u said im jobless? But you cant get de pay forget memphis !

*dropsMic

next person please grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jerryspan(m): 9:51pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
Lol..if u think Gaming is d only thing I'm good @ or av passion 4..I pity u. Won't say more than that
eh ehn? Good at collectn range rovers too abi grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 9:51pm On Oct 25, 2015
Pelhumie:
Frame?
Yea frame undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by drhaziz(m): 9:51pm On Oct 25, 2015
Temmi001:
Yea. Likewise most people here. But, we cannot come and go and die na. abi??


Lol, u r right.
We no cn die,
We no cn kill oursef o.,
We will kuku wait nooni.
Like seriously, seems dis is the first time u r gonna eva notice me, Mhiz Temmi001, thanks for the regard.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:55pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
Lol..if u think Gaming is d only thing I'm good @ or av passion 4..I pity u. Won't say more than that

Bae....dnt tel me u a pro "undertaker" shocked


D oda tin I knw u gud at is prescribing slippin drugs cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 9:56pm On Oct 25, 2015
Nicky058:
lmao, Bro u dne vex? To start wif u replied d msg for double g. Nw I could av reply normal, buh wats wif d "mouthpiece" u shouldn't av used dat....... And pls u can type wif some respect., I don't d public clash. I smile a lot OK? Buh next tym u quote me, pls use a friendly term. Peace.....
Ouches cry cry cry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Revelation4(m): 9:57pm On Oct 25, 2015
lotusflower:
dis ur moniker z funny o. I js pray d list wud favour us
Amen, That's the main thing

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