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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by anyaekekehinde(m): 9:57pm On Oct 25, 2015
pls.. i have gotten admission...pls can anybody link me up with an agent that can help me with accommodation.. pls here is my number 07038736790
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 9:58pm On Oct 25, 2015
detunj:
Ouches cry cry cry
lolsss, y r u looking like a lost puppy... OK fine, sorry.... Buh pls next tym don't do dat. Am gentle
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 25, 2015
Reekado:
Oyah u urself quote one line that is "HARD" to you from all that Essay undecided...Boizgrammz nor make me waste MB oo undecided...I was expecting PUNCHLINES undecided...not impressed one bit undecided



the intro alone was enought to bury you!!
Drop your barz if you got balls
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:00pm On Oct 25, 2015
lotusflower:
7/10
thanks #ALOBAM grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 10:01pm On Oct 25, 2015
Temmi001:
yes oo. Lag!
.. No wonder.. cheesy.. Here in abj.. Light is better except rain falls... And that prepaid ish.. They dare not sell it here.. They just drop it at ur doorstep and leave...



Heard during this buhari regime that its goin to be shared for free... That 15k is just too much.. It will last U for a year if u put ojoro join if u are usin prepaid.. cheesy... Sm people do that... wink..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:02pm On Oct 25, 2015
Temmi001:
hahaha. Yea. But they just seem a bottleneck. They're pretty easy to follow.
Ok ma
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 10:03pm On Oct 25, 2015
cc. Nobodyy.. E remain small make i win today.. U watch ma match?... cry cry..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 25, 2015
zyhon96:
dude u are gud 4get i ever yarb u i jxt dh vex dat tym

we are cool hommie
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 10:04pm On Oct 25, 2015
Nicky058:
lolsss, y r u looking like a lost puppy... OK fine, sorry.... Buh pls next tym don't do dat. Am gentle
aiit dear

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by JoeCutie(m): 10:05pm On Oct 25, 2015
MzLarem:
I don't have a phone tongue
Babes! I didn't talk about your phone. Your number!!! grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 10:06pm On Oct 25, 2015
anyaekekehinde:
pls.. i have gotten admission...pls can anybody link me up with an agent that can help me with accommodation.. pls here is my number 07038736790
I am an agent myself
There are few spaces left
Contact me so that we will discuss my price smiley
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 10:10pm On Oct 25, 2015
Gracioustee1:
Ok! Thanks. I'm grateful.
my pleasure. God bless u.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:11pm On Oct 25, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. No wonder.. cheesy.. Here in abj.. Light is better except rain falls... And that prepaid ish.. They dare not sell it here.. They just drop it at ur doorstep and leave...
Heard during this buhari regime that its goin to be shared for free... That 15k is just too much.. It will last U for a year if u put ojoro join.. cheesy... Sm people do that... wink..
Sometimes,they eff up. Like today.angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by anyaekekehinde(m): 10:12pm On Oct 25, 2015
pls.. i have gotten admission...pls can anybody link me up with an agent that can help me with accommodation.. pls here is my number 07038736790.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 10:13pm On Oct 25, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
FLEXING FREESTYLE
Leego.
I see all dis whack niggaz droping YAM barz no wonder dy suffering frm TUBERCULOSIS// GBAGAUN
wenever u burst I knw u just a piece of bad tyre, I own d empire cus ama vampire I suck ur blood, though U gat HIV I neutralize ur Virus with my viper cus am dah lyrical cypher av gat d hyper i put U unda a/her tension(hyper-tension) u wearin a diaper cus u fvcking dickless// My Barz gonna jack u up cus yah on a wheel-chair/wilshere(Jack wilshere) am nt an Arsenal fan all I use is A.C(air conditioner) Ama split u 2 units(split A.c) cus u just a coward my bull aint red(RED BULL) dnt try 2 drink it/eat// d only missle/meascles u ever gave is d one on yah body av gat a dimple while u're filled with pimples// Diss is/Disease how I end up ya story ya bound from glory.
Cc:
Duke59
GideonG
Idgaf
Mzlarem
Khassy
Haywhy911
Temmie001
Nicky058
Adeshizzy
dharmyyinks
dpacicheraclx
sveen
Tushkid74
Jerryspan
Ridwan1821
Legitlayo
ousmaye

reekado
zyhon96
6.8/10
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 10:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
Ousmayne:
Diss at reekado...

*grabsMic*

Real dawgs been balling and kicking right from the womb, if reekado dare kicks? He'll KICK THE BUCKET !

*crowd cheers.. ( mzlarem temmi001 and em girls be screaming we love you)
*
*
*
Thas was the intro.. Now hell fire flows..

See im super sonic with the Uzi, i spare WEAKLINGS NOT /
cvnt, what do you do for a living? KISSING BUTTS /
you claim to be a rider right? Im sure you ride dicks and EVEN C0CKS /
*crowd screams Jesu Christy*
*
*
with blood am SCRIPTING THIS /
i commit 1st degree murder with 16 DISS/
hold on, shala ju hi lo do hi fa!? U dont understand right? Then learn how to SPEAK INDIES /

b1tch you putting on diapers, how could you drop shits!? /
im flooding, i be breaking banks, you cant stop it /

*head block*

lemme finish eating then ill drop the heavenly punches..

*everybody scream, dope dope dope, we want more, we love you*

i love you too grin


cc
reekado
duke59
temmi001
idgaf
mzlarem
khassy
akjwyzepal
dharmyyinks
gideong
kaybeeeee
haywhy911


Dafuq. ..With blood you're scripting this? /
Well I think you're soaked in Piss/
All that I can say is, none has improved in a bit/
Been gone for a minute, but its same wack shiit undecided/
You see rap ain't force, you just gotta have the Gift/
okay Lemme come down to you level now/
You see my friend, this a freestyle u gotta be creative now/
Nice 1st line but youre a liitle whack to think i'd turn my back/
When i could run through your existence like Usain Bolt on a track/
okay ,Cooked up shiit. Originality is what you lack/
This ain't the place, u needed not have run this race/
That's why u NEVER crossed from ANATOMY to MEDICINE in the first place/ undecided grin
Oh wait.. It ain't time yet to cover your face/ cheesy
I'll probably kill, fry you and serve everyone in this place/ grin
I hear you live iN ABJ n your internally Diss-Placed( displced )/ embarassed
I hear you also change names(monicker)/ undecided
Ion wanna hear you Defeated and then u throwing blames/
Bring your whole household, I'll burn y'all in flames/
I hear u stay with ur uncle, your family don't have a house/ embarassed
Walking around town like you some aimless mouse/
Okay I get it, you can't afford MB right? /
I understand, I really understand your plight / cry
Sleeping from bridge to bridge everynight/ embarassed
Don't comeback here with wacky lyrics thinking u put up a fight/
Youre microscopic ..I don't see you when I walk pass/
Explains why you find yourself in GP-3rd class/ undecided
Okay I came out here expecting that you brought your fire/
But these wack lines would make Buhari wanna retire / undecided
Okay for a first time, I wouldn't really murder you/
Since you change often, I'll let you comeUp with another you/
I got your life-span I'm my hand, and it has start to Slack/
I'm on my Drake state of mind, I'm going Baaack to Back.. ..I'm going Baaack to BackBack cool cool


IDGAF
YOUNGMILIO2
KHASSY
DUKE59
MZLAREM
TEMMIOO1
DHARMYYINKS
ET AL. ..

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 10:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
zyhon96:
Akjwyzepal... U came late 4 d battle, but guess what i 'cum' late on ur gf bed...(INTRO ) LEGOO
because of me u wan join witchcraft/
U're punk niggur mehn u're so daft(daftpunk)/
S/o to warey guys they are so soft /
Cal dem softwareys(softwares) d've got virus/
even if u b clark kent u no go get lana/
Cos u ugly u carry am 4 face lyk banner/
whch course dm gve u shey na prim. Edu/
Rem'br dat small skul wey dm no plaster/
i fit tel dm to make u headmaster/
U might be d bestman bt am d groom/am getting married to my dreams /your gf can be the bridal train to my dreams/she be following it to get laid/
because na me get the biggest d!ck deres no contest/
u fit bring u gf make she come test/
S/o to real G's 4rm day one/
I dnt see you am wearin raybon...
leggo.
I see dis wack niga braging even wen z lagging. Daring me z gona make ur grave 2ft ama make it shallow cus ur brain z 2 shot/2 short ama sentence ur lineage wit 2 shorts i screw ur bitc.h on d pitch I kip scoring d goals in her ditch I kip u warming up all yah life off d pitch. I defend ur destiny from goals keeping ur success story offside Lol i see u fighting 4 championship title wen i gat d Epl//
am dah rave of d moment while u crave 4 hell ama murder u with sympathy make ur funeral hilarious, just like roman Numerals. My papa av gat a grey hair u culd call dat old age but ur linez are so ancient I could call dem old school R.I.P REST IN PIECES

Cc:
Dharmyyinks
Adeshizzy
Legitlayo
Khassy
Mzlarem
Sveen
Temmie001
Duke59
Idgaf
GideonG
And a host of others
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by anyaekekehinde(m): 10:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
detunj:
I am an agent myself
There are few spaces left
Contact me so that we will discuss my price smiley
how can i contact you, you didnt put forward any address or phone number

abeg drop your phone number abeg.

or contact me on 07038736790.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 10:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
haywhy911:
Sometimes,they eff up. Like today.angry
.. Lol bro.. U better thank God say buhari don enter.. B4.. U fit expect light for 2weeks.. cheesy cheesy..

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sylvar02(m): 10:16pm On Oct 25, 2015
duke59:
I thought dis moniker was male

lipsrsealed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2015
TheMainMan:
cc. Nobodyy.. E remain small make i win today.. U watch ma match?... cry cry..
Which yeye team Man utd abi?? undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2015
drhaziz:
Hehe, God. My mind jst on the second list. Wen is it gonna be out. God, plz intercede.

I don't even know. Its kinda taking too long. When will they release the list and clear students?
When will lectures begin?
And exams starts at the same time for everyone.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2015
NOBODYY:

Which yeye team Man utd abi?? undecided
.. Liverpool na.. undecided ..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GIYAZZ(m): 10:21pm On Oct 25, 2015
Una dey try for the rap battle. But the Reekado dude is over hyped.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 10:22pm On Oct 25, 2015
drhaziz:
Hehe, God. My mind jst on the second list. Wen is it gonna be out. God, plz intercede.
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. Liverpool na.. ..
Ooh Looserpool! Shitty team..i no watch una match.. Jurgen Flop still never see first win o..abi?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. Liverpool na.. undecided ..
No be our fault since una name don change to Looserpool.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by omowummey(f): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
happykidArotiba:
wao.. same faculty
rili??,.wic dept r u??
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
Reekado:
Quick Advice. ..Diss ONLY someone you know you can defeat.. To avoid SKIIBI- grin ;Dlization

Diss at Reekado

I take a break, now everyone thinks they got skill
that is until, I drill their grill, and fill the bill and am on fire like ozil
That’s right the champ is back and you better believe
Messing with me is a sure way to end up deceased
I'm the one that makes up new rules just so I can break them
We break rules SUG can't fvck wit us
This games haa been flipped, all yall’s status has been stripped
Thought you had your moments but they
were mine all along

Watch the ladies lose their thongs cus of my tongue
I make your girl too wet, wetter than the Mediterranean Sea
So think you got rhymes BT all I see is whines
lemme introduce myself,
I'm the guy that take fake emcees down like west ham taking Chelsea down d table
My lines ar so tight like a body hug
Ain't rolling wit niggas from d smug
I leave nigga breathless like an asthma patient

I’m killing this, milling this, drilling this, my
mission is to make the millions and dont stop bringing in the
dollar bills.
So much murder thrill, All these haters i slaughter
still.
And y’all know it's till death row before this baller
chills.
I’m kinda done killing wack rappers.
Coz they like cars on fast lane wit flat tyres.
Lyrical restrictions as i wrap their mouth wit
barbed wire
I’m both cool and hot like a mild fire.

This fakers make me picture a bull in the toilet
coz they bullshitting too much.
Get back to making sense, u ar trash spitting too much.
I’m so prepared like the scout even when in sleep
I’m so guilty 4 murdering these fake emcees
I go hard 2 da top even a depressed elevator cant decline me
This is a fucking freestyle, i just gave out my
style free.
I drive you nuts with my swag like I’m a fucking
car.
Allow me to brag sucker because I’ve earned it.
You were saying so much crap so i had to end it.
I'm high like khassy who smoke two wrap of jamaican weed
I got millions of dudes aspiring to be like me.
I got minions, all girls, wanting to sleep with me,
I’m done dissing, guess it’s time to start
Kissing
I’m the boss but i ain’t talking about reeky
I break your legs and use em as a walking stick
Fake nigga sticking around me BT u ain't ma click

Killing suckers, call em motherfuckers, that’s
my theme
That’s because
I try to get bolder, they try to hide me in a folder.
But i moved over and got the paper like i told ya.
You’re so boring with the mic, damn, I’m still
dizzy.
This is just a freestyle, i did in a low key.
Now your legs are shaking like you’re daddy
showkey.



***Drop mic**

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Boizgrammz
Mzlarem
Temmi01
DharmyYinks
Haywhy911

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GIYAZZ(m): 10:26pm On Oct 25, 2015
Check this out yo!


My mind was in an astral plane when I wrote these
bars/ bearing a deleterious card and a mind-
blowing cause/
To bring an impetuous war like the Trojan Horse/
so I spit with no remorse as I flow this verse/
Rhymes more detrimental than a goon with a
heavy-metal/
One sentence renders your mental a slave to the
instrumental
forged from the rhythm in these marvelous lines/
My name is G'iyasara and I'm a murderous type!/
I'm sicker than a prophet of God tryna get a lady
Psychic laid/ getting you bïtches fücked for fun like
a side chick's fate/
As you read this your brain explodes into a
thousand pieces. . . and the knowledge released. .
. travels through a seismic-wave!/
900,000 years before Christ's existence, I existed/
Was meant to be evicted by alien forces but I
persisted/
And fought back gallantly and valorously with
amours/ of metaphors I created when the world
was without form!/
The bars I spat morphed into a sperm and formed
the god, Uranus/
And I cursed the moon to wander at night for
being a daily ignoramus!/
It's evident, my rhyme schemes are ethical and
incredible/
Leave a biter needing medicals, my ink's a deadly
chemical/
You worry about your biceps and feed your
mentality with Telemundos/
While my mindset is wider than the space between
Earth and Pluto/
Sharper than the lethal molars of a predator
Aligator/
Gladiator, elimanator, imitator terminator/
I got a thinking catalyst engraved in my brain
sector/ that's why I can write a thousand songs in
23 seconds/
Now you wonder why I'm yet to be signed to a
label?/ they said my mind was not stable/
Cos I told them i practiced my eating manners on
a periodic table!!/
In 046 we make Choruses from the site of a horror
scene/
And if a demon possesses our kids, the devil
asked for Apologies/
On a mic surface/ I spit easy but rhyme complex/
And the tune of my voice attracts and invites
forces/ from asomatous worlds/
to come witness me spit these lethiferous puns/
It's a fact, i ain't tryna be humorous, punk!/
And be cautious, my lyricism is venomous and
noxious/
I could kill y'all poachers by spitting in my sub-
conscious/
I am the aftermath of a million collided energies/
hunted by a zillion supernatural martian enemies/
I eloped and found refuge on earth for centuries/
So i am not a human being, this being is just my
undercover concealed identity!!!!

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Khassy
Boizgrammz
Mzlarem
Temmi01

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by harjiyoung(m): 10:27pm On Oct 25, 2015
Ayoguy:

no vex....i wil like to have ur number...besides wat was ur pume score?
62%.Call me on diz numba 08102357585
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 10:27pm On Oct 25, 2015
NOBODYY:
Ooh Looserpool! Shitty team..i no watch una match.. Jurgen Flop still never see first win o..abi?

.. Almost.. Na that mane equalise at 87th min... ..

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