Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by marleyboy1991: 7:56am On Oct 30, 2015 |
Hnnnnnm I know married ladies and girls and people you don't expect that just wanna hang around till they eventually Bleep that B*g Dick....only girls who are still upcoming in the s*x world will agree to this....
BIG D*CK been casting a nigga long ago...all you need is a girl you. bleeped to inform her friend and every damn girl wanna Bleep you |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by Nobody: 8:18am On Oct 30, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by player007(m): 9:04am On Oct 30, 2015 |
Op sounds like someone who has on countless time lost his gf to guys with bigger 'packages'. U better go buy burantashi!!! From all you'v said I only agree with on 5. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tenderlaw(m): 9:22am On Oct 30, 2015 |
For the information of the guy talking about 8" diccks...there are two types of diccks...growers and showers.
Growers are small when flaccid and enlarge when turgid. Showers, like the 8" rod, are big ab initio. They DO NOT enlarge much when turgid. So, 8" may enlarge to, say, 9".
For the "fainter", relax. Nothing dey happen. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 30, 2015 |
There's nothing wrong with liking it big, I mean Igbo men are naturally endowed, I personally don't find it a hindrance, a bit of pain feels good at times.
I mean if a woman can deliver a baby, na pain there also, if she can go through heart break na pain there also, if she can handle cooking for hours n sometimes burn her hand, na pain there also.
Women can handle big things sha, I guess I'm just more honest with myself n my views. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by Nobody: 11:45am On Oct 30, 2015 |
tonychristopher, I know how it feels en.. take heart... Be like you get Small Joystick.. Lolz.. na joke oo..
Men wen NL babes go descend on u, ur eye go clear.. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher: 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
LOL Goodboiyy: tonychristopher, I know how it feels en.. take heart... Be like you get Small Joystick.. Lolz.. na joke oo..
Men wen NL babes go descend on u, ur eye go clear.. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher: 3:57pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
AJO NWA...LOL SO YOU LOVE IT HUGE, THEN GO FOR THE HUGE THING...MAYBE COME TO PAPI Adanna28: There's nothing wrong with liking it big, I mean Igbo men are naturally endowed, I personally don't find it a hindrance, a bit of pain feels good at times.
I mean if a woman can deliver a baby, na pain there also, if she can go through heart break na pain there also, if she can handle cooking for hours n sometimes burn her hand, na pain there also.
Women can handle big things sha, I guess I'm just more honest with myself n my views. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher: 3:57pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
LOL NICE ANALYSIS tenderlaw: For the information of the guy talking about 8" diccks...there are two types of diccks...growers and showers.
Growers are small when flaccid and enlarge when turgid. Showers, like the 8" rod, are big ab initio. They DO NOT enlarge much when turgid. So, 8" may enlarge to, say, 9".
For the "fainter", relax. Nothing dey happen. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher: 3:59pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
BURUNTASHI GIVES HEART ATTACK...DOES IT ENLARGE..I AM DOING LIKE 7.5 INCHES I THINK ITS OK ...I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT DIAMENTER...VIEW ME IN 3D AND SHOUT IN AWE LOL WHAT ABOUT U BRO LOL player007: Op sounds like someone who has on countless time lost his gf to guys with bigger 'packages'. U better go buy burantashi!!! From all you'v said I only agree with on 5. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher: 3:59pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
HOW marleyboy1991: Hnnnnnm I know married ladies and girls and people you don't expect that just wanna hang around till they eventually Bleep that B*g Dick....only girls who are still upcoming in the s*x world will agree to this....
BIG D*CK been casting a nigga long ago...all you need is a girl you. bleeped to inform her friend and every damn girl wanna Bleep you |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
tonychristopher: AJO NWA...LOL
SO YOU LOVE IT HUGE, THEN GO FOR THE HUGE THING...MAYBE COME TO PAPI
Loool |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by kinibigdeal(m): 7:10pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
I seriously find it hard to understand this post |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by LordOfTheWeed: 7:21pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Mine is 2inches when flaccid but 9inches when turgid, am i ok |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tenderlaw(m): 8:01pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
LordOfTheWeed: Mine is 2inches when flaccid but 9inches when turgid, am i ok You are a classic grower. Very normal. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by shiinihost: 8:06pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Adanna28: There's nothing wrong with liking it big, I mean Igbo men are naturally endowed, I personally don't find it a hindrance, a bit of pain feels good at times.
I mean if a woman can deliver a baby, na pain there also, if she can go through heart break na pain there also, if she can handle cooking for hours n sometimes burn her hand, na pain there also.
Women can handle big things sha, I guess I'm just more honest with myself n my views. how would you feel like to be giving birth everyday for the rest of your life? trust me, it's not something you should wish on your enemy. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by darkskingoddess(f): 8:09pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
LordOfTheWeed: Mine is 2inches when flaccid but 9inches when turgid, am i ok Chisos is lawd |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by Nobody: 8:11pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
darkskingoddess:
Chisos is lawd what did chisos did hia now? Dont u know dats d best size 4 any punny |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by Nobody: 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
tonychristopher: 10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis And it’s curvy as well?! Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.
Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.
Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.
This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.
But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.
Here’s why.
1. Normal condoms don’t fit
Which you’d think might make everyone smug.
In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.
2. Vaginas don’t fit
Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.
It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.
Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.
3. Cystitis
Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.
4. Anal
5. A very real risk of suffocation
In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.
In real life no woman wants to go out like that.
6. Vanilla sex
With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.
Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.
Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration 7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.
8. Careful, measured sex
OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.
9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.
10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.
Console yourself |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by LLVelly: 8:41pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Abeg,wetin I go take measure my own? D tin long shaa but I need to know d actual size. Lol. |
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Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by LordOfTheWeed: 9:07pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by beeman80: 9:22pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by player007(m): 9:39pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
[quote author=tonychristopher post=39520789]BURUNTASHI GIVES HEART ATTACK...DOES IT ENLARGE..I AM DOING LIKE 7.5 INCHES I THINK ITS OK ...I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT DIAMENTER...VIEW ME IN 3D AND SHOUT IN AWE
LOL
WHAT ABOUT U BRO
LOL[/quote I avoid that thing like a plaque. Didn't u hear about a guy that used it just to........ Then died afterwards? Hours latter his jt was still standing like Olumo Rock!!! Nobody wants to stand in front of him Maker with an erection. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by theDEVILisHERE: 9:40pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
tonychristopher: 10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis And it’s curvy as well?! Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.
Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.
Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.
This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.
But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.
Here’s why.
1. Normal condoms don’t fit
Which you’d think might make everyone smug.
In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.
2. Vaginas don’t fit
Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.
It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.
Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.
3. Cystitis
Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.
4. Anal
5. A very real risk of suffocation
In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.
In real life no woman wants to go out like that.
6. Vanilla sex
With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.
Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.
Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration 7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.
8. Careful, measured sex
OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.
9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.
10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.
As true as the list is Most ladies don't seem to complain |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by HopeAtHand: 9:43pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
tonychristopher: 10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis And it’s curvy as well?! Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.
Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.
Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.
This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.
But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.
Here’s why.
1. Normal condoms don’t fit
Which you’d think might make everyone smug.
In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.
2. Vaginas don’t fit
Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.
It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.
Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.
3. Cystitis
Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.
4. Anal
5. A very real risk of suffocation
In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.
In real life no woman wants to go out like that.
6. Vanilla sex
With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.
Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.
Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration 7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.
8. Careful, measured sex
OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.
9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.
10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.
The Op of this thread is an ediot.. This is your type of thread, stick with it..don't want to see you in politics..we discuss better things there. |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by PunterTim(m): 11:43pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by 4stylz: 12:08am On Oct 31, 2015 |
jonaifame22: rubbish! Big dickk I believe gives a gal a bittersweet experience which is a taste of both worlds, big dickk stays ur gal wth u even if u're dead broke! Don't go and hustle for money; use ur dickk dey hustle... even if ur dick long from ibadan to Lagos, ur babe will still leave you 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by tonychristopher: 2:32am On Oct 31, 2015 |
HopeAtHand:
The Op of this thread is an ediot..
This is your type of thread, stick with it..don't want to see you in politics..we discuss better things there. Oh you are here ...now catch fun ...politics we get tough but as of now this is soft side of life |
Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by jonaifame22(m): 7:49am On Oct 31, 2015 |
4stylz:
Don't go and hustle for money; use ur dickk dey hustle... even if ur dick long from ibadan to Lagos, ur babe will still leave you eeyah so sorry for u, so u hustle? Well I don't hustle I make money, may God elevate u too in jesus name ooo 1 Like 1 Share |
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Re: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by RichThug(m): 12:38pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
how person go take measure hin own oh. e long con fat sha |