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I had a very bad experience yesterday of which I will never forget easily.There was a pretty lady I met on Facebook, she's such a cutie so I know she will have a lot of messages from men that are better off than me so I had to pray and fast for three days before I sent her a message.
in fact there is nothing that is as good as prayer,I messaged her and she replied within an hour,maybe because of the way I composed the message because I spent days consulting my dictionary,encyclopaedia,nairaland and Google to make sure i melt her heart. she replied and I had the biggest surprise of my life..she dropped her digits,I called her and marvelled to hear an angelic voice at the other end.I find it hard that night to sleep and keep scrolling through her pictures.then an idea popped up my mind so I searched for love and romantic messages,also bought some text messages hints in the morning,I called her first making sure I am the first person to hear her voice that morning and also sent her 5,000 airtime through my online banking application to show her I am not struggling and willing to spend on her.
Money is good oo,This girl is so lively on phone and she gives me more attention when we chat,I tried my luck but she tells how many problems she's got ranging from school fees to house rent, food stuff and so on but i believe  love conquers all,I asked how much she can try to manage but to my uttermost suprise this lady didn't tell me any amount she just asked me to help with what I can afford...wow!!so she isn't a gold digger after all !!!,so I transferred 200,000 to her account and she was surprised calling me sweet names that makes me so happy and feel loved..alas I will get laid and screw this virginity!!!
Despite that Hellen used to have problem everyday I still love her and won't stop assisting her,we finally met yesterday after collecting 5,000 for tfare for more than 7 times.we met at a 5 star hotel and I have booked a room but while we are at the bar gisting and laughing a secondary school friend called.
I put it on speaker so she can hear our Convo not knowing it will cost me

David:who is this pls I saw your missed on my phone
Me:it's Olu
David: which olu please?
Me:Goat
David:Goat?
Me:Yeah,goat,ERAN your sec SCH mate
David:Ewure baba o long time na.

Na wetin she hear be this she just stand up,I beg e no gree,I call e no free pick my calls again,I don cry sotey water no dey my eyes again.wetin I fit do pls,I so much love Hellen.
I couldn't sleep overnight and I have lost weight and appetite.I couldn't sleep overnight so romancelanders pls save a brother.

Guy u get talent ooo. Do make you go help Wale Adenuga dey write Super Story.

N200,000+N10,000+N5,000 airtime.+N7000k tfare which she collected 5times+money for 5star hotel=N240,000(excluding hotel,cos u no tell us how much u dash dem)




who tink dis op is a real goat

Real goat in da building!!

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This op can lie sha...

I need advice pls and not bashing.I love Hellen and she loves me too,so pls just advise me on what to do to get my candy crush back

Bbsharon:
This op can lie sha...

Do you think it's a lie??.

mrhollu:
Do you think it's a lie??.

every single line...

mrhollu:
I need advice pls and not bashing.I love Hellen and she loves me too,so pls just advise me on what to do to get my candy crush back

Pls visit Google Play and download the latest version of Candy Crush. Next time, have a backup you eegit!

This kind joke sweet my Belle. Tnx OP