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| Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by hertz9te(op): 7:03pm On Nov 05, 2015*. Modified: 7:39pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
she told me her dad was a senator.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I was speechless for days. . . I almost believed o,I even started asking questions like Bae how many children would you like to have? where would you like to spend your honeymoon? for my mind I don start to spend the money in advance.I bought 2cars,built a sky scraper,even was considering the best colour to paint it...yea,4 my mind. 1 Share
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| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Kingsasian(m): 7:04pm On Nov 05, 2015*. Modified: 7:26pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
That I am the first to see her unclothedness....and so many others that are too numerous to mention...lol. |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by peeparty(m): 7:08pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
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| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by agarawu23(m): 7:09pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
I will always be there for you  2 Likes |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by sissylucy(f): 7:12pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
lwkmd...rotfl...op..ur ex lie strong |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by IamLEGEND1: 7:12pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
she said she missed her period I spent the whole week in the ICU |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Wizkhalifa2(m): 7:15pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
She said I LOVE YOU 1 Like |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Zambux(f): 7:18pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Ermmmm Ermmmm. None i can remember... Cos everything that comes out of d dude mouth were lies.... Even the air he gives to the surrounding |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 05, 2015*. Modified: 7:38pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Told me he was from a wealthy background. But in the real sense, he was a broke ass nigga |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by hertz9te(op): 7:24pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
sissylucy:very strong..I had to buy current affairs cos of here,,,,,haba I think say I don hit Jackpot na 1 Like |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by jonaifame22(m): 7:28pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
The reason i cried the day we kissed was because I was kissing who I don't love |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
That he doesn't wanna loose me.That I was d first girl to tell I love u,that I was d first girl he asked out. |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by DaGC(m): 7:40pm On Nov 05, 2015*. Modified: 11:45pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Said she was so stressed out from the trip to school, and didn't know when her hostel neighbour f**ked her. It was when she woke up naked in bed with him the next day, that she discovered what happened. I offered applause and left. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Slimzjoe(m): 7:41pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
That I was the best thing to have ever happened to her and her life would be Meaningless without me  B!tch still Balling Hard and Fresh after 2Years |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Slimzjoe(m): 7:45pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
DaGC: Lmao!! I don hear! |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by McCarlito(m): 7:53pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
That was way back........ She said she boarded this flight and midway on air; she started feeling cold and had to wind up the glass so that air stopped coming in from outside...... I just gave up... |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by DaGC(m): 8:18pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Nobody: 8:24pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
She said she doesn't eat eba(garri). Paid her an unexpected visit and caught her devouring a hip of garri with okro soup. |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Maamin(m): 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
I dont have Exes..i use Otapyapya for dem! |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Nobody: 8:28pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
She said she had both england nd usa visa.na so i tell my guys wetin she talk unto say i wan boast, if u see the kind laugh wey dem use pursue me |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Ignatiusprince(m): 8:31pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Lol. . . Girls and their apc lies. . . |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Nobody: 8:33pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
she told me she was a virgin....but the day I exploited her colony, Omo her pussssy be like Oil rig... |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by obiorathesubtle: 8:35pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
She said I was the one who disvirgined her, then I asked myself why the road to hell was so wide |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by jackpot(f): 10:09pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
hertz9te:try it and watch me whoop your arse |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Itzjoy(f): 10:48pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:Eiyah |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by Slimzjoe(m): 11:15pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Itzjoy: Things Females Say ehn... |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by db10dtruth(m): 11:40pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Bit*ch said she was raped thats hw she was disvirgined which obviously I believed and consoled her even telling her not to worry that I'm still d first and will always be d first. When I find out she's been dooking consistently, top form before we met I no fit squeeze her neck....They say u live and learn and since I neva ware bliv any girl na v mobile unless I confirm am |
| Re: Craziest Lie Your Ex Told by noah24(m): 4:38am On Nov 06, 2015 |
She is a virgin |
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