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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:11pm On Nov 07, 2015
fawaazsanni:
shocked Oh!! u've not told ur dad yet angry
Lolz..don't whine me ooo..I'll break ur head ni.



FTC,baby cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 5:13pm On Nov 07, 2015
BoiGrammz:

its gideon the wicked director... grin

how doinz?
Baba last time I checked you dey Lasgidi, I dey expect sey na Sunday u go enter Illy...
Na d problem with private jet owners be dat. wuna no dey stay one place. Omo ur boiz dey loyal die!
omo as I dey here, I just dey imagine those your sweet cabin crew weh dey serve u champagne.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:14pm On Nov 07, 2015
nutmeg0:


Lol..for ur mind!
Lol..oya talk ur own na.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ipinlaxy(m): 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
helo fams
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
fawaazsanni:
undecided
wetin do ur mouth?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
khassy:

maybe gringrin
I don't roll on maybe bt I'll give it a shot..when?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 5:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ipinlaxy:
helo fams
Hi my guy, any good news?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jerryspan(m): 5:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
MzLarem:
Lol..be consoling urself..u are dark,period!
lols.shey be me I'm dark,u,u re black grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by nutmeg0: 5:20pm On Nov 07, 2015
Hilarious, Not a single bad Word used. Enjoy this dialogue with double entendre 9 pounds of gold A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr.Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of a nine pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing seemingly extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to interview Mr.Brown. When reporter came, Mr.Brown was away and his wife was alone at home.... Reporter:- Does Mr.Brown live here? Mrs.Brown:- Oh! yes. Reporter:- Is he in? Mrs.Brown:- No, he went somewhere. Reporter:- Is it true that he owns nine pound nugget of gold? Mrs.Brown:- (Realising the joke) Yes! Indeed. Reporter:- Can I see the place where he found it? Mrs.Brown:- I'm afraid not because Mr.Brown objects in as much as it is strictly private. Reporter:- Is the place far? Mrs.Brown:- No, it is quite near and convenient. Reporter:- How many years has Mr.Brown been digging the hole? Mrs.Brown:- Just about two years. Reporter:- Is the hole deep? Mrs.Brown:- Quite so... Reporter:- At about what time Mr.Brown starts digging? Mrs.Brown:- Oh, he does his digging mostly at night. Reporter:- Does he work hard on it? Mrs.Brown:- You bet....and how he perspires. Reporter:- Is Mr.Brown the first to dig? Mrs.Brown:- He thought he was.... Reporter:- How do you know there was someone ahead of him? Mrs.Brown:- I'm in good position to say so, because I own the place. Reporter:- Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr.Brown? Mrs.Brown:- No, but for present he has the legal title to the site. Reporter:- Has Mr.Brown any helper when he works? Mrs.Brown:- Yes, I work under him.... Reporter:- When do you think Mr.Brown will sell the place? Mrs.Brown:- I don't think so because he enjoys working on it. Reporter:- Can I see the nine pound nugget of gold? Mrs.Brown:- Yes, certainly. (She showed him the nine pound baby boy The reporter fainted
From me 2 u,--ice bucket-- cool down ur 2nd list fever a lil..! #happyweekend

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 5:22pm On Nov 07, 2015
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. too much of noises everywhere angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:23pm On Nov 07, 2015
BoiGrammz:

me and pepper dey road dey come with em guys.. No fear o
we gallant
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:24pm On Nov 07, 2015
GideonG:

Omo Na true oo Oke Odo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed that place, I spent 1 week in oceanview after post ume with some of my people doing msc. Omo I take style go round jarey acclimatize b4 I go come dey act JJC for place wey i neva go b4. I hate that!
i swear
JJc - no be him at all
na to just observe codedly
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:25pm On Nov 07, 2015
lotusflower:
Aspirant. grin grin
haha lmao
really cool
don't worry
ur admission don sure
as per u b november born
i say so
team scorpio
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 5:25pm On Nov 07, 2015
Yungmilio2:

i swear
JJc - no be him at all
na to just observe codedly
Lolestical lolest I dey teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell you!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaazsanni(m): 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2015
MzLarem:
Lolz..don't whine me ooo..I'll break ur head ni.



FTC,baby cool
Better dont come and start pretending hia oo.me sef go break ur head angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by nutmeg0: 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2015
MzLarem:
Lol..oya talk ur own na.

Ah! I av no idea o, dats y I'm askin u fah! Tot u av an idea ni, for years we av been racking our brains for the meaning...even soyinka himself no get am..lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaazsanni(m): 5:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
MzLarem:
wetin do ur mouth?
u dey ask me?? undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 5:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
ItzShadow:
optometry (and vision science). smiley
alright den
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 5:33pm On Nov 07, 2015
T4shot:
grin
grin why not,always @ your service miLady
[img][/img]lyk dat...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:43pm On Nov 07, 2015
mercyda:
alright den
yeah,alryt.





Nutmeg0,what a funny story.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 5:47pm On Nov 07, 2015
I wonder where this thread is going to ooo. 2nd list is not yet out and we are on page 1222 angryangryangry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 6:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
MzLarem:
Flies re around oo..better close it.
Maami loke..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 6:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
khassy:


madgoat undecidedundecided


tongue tongue tongue
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2015
BoiGrammz:


TEMMI001!! Iya Ibeji grin u gimme market sell??

Aijalon alpet khassy wheesin rkarang idgaf yungmilio2 lordseyad agent9 boda bolaji grin and many more... I cant type much now, how una dey?? grin



Xup ogbeni kilo-grammz grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
Yungmilio2:
haha lmao really cool don't worry ur admission don sure as per u b november born i say so team scorpio
cheesy cheesy cheesy. Amen o. *kisses*
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2015
Temmi001:
Maami loke..
Lolz..Mama ke? Na u oo..hw was ur day?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 07, 2015
Jerryspan:
lols.shey be me I'm dark,u,u re black grin
Abeg go nd clean ur eyes..u're nt seeing well.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:44pm On Nov 07, 2015
fawaazsanni:
Better dont come and start pretending hia oo.me sef go break ur head angry
Lolz..dis boy is robing me ni sha..wat nw?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 07, 2015
nutmeg0:


Ah! I av no idea o, dats y I'm askin u fah! Tot u av an idea ni, for years we av been racking our brains for the meaning...even soyinka himself no get am..lol
Lol..ask patience jonathan nw..she go knw am.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by boombay(m): 6:50pm On Nov 07, 2015
mercyda:
*Chukaaye * congratulations

Thanks ma'am!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 7:01pm On Nov 07, 2015
MzLarem:
Lolz..Mama ke? Na u oo..hw was ur day?
It was okay, yours?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:05pm On Nov 07, 2015
lotusflower:
cheesy cheesy cheesy. Amen o. *kisses*
wink shocked excess kisses

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