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fawaazsanni:
Oh!! u've not told ur dad yet

Lolz..don't whine me ooo..I'll break ur head ni.



FTC,baby

BoiGrammz:
its gideon the wicked director...

how doinz?

Baba last time I checked you dey Lasgidi, I dey expect sey na Sunday u go enter Illy...
Na d problem with private jet owners be dat. wuna no dey stay one place. Omo ur boiz dey loyal die!
omo as I dey here, I just dey imagine those your sweet cabin crew weh dey serve u champagne.

nutmeg0:
Lol..for ur mind!

Lol..oya talk ur own na.

helo fams

fawaazsanni:

wetin do ur mouth?

khassy:
maybe

I don't roll on maybe bt I'll give it a shot..when?

Ipinlaxy:
helo fams

Hi my guy, any good news?

MzLarem:
Lol..be consoling urself..u are dark,period!

lols.shey be me I'm dark,u,u re black

Hilarious, Not a single bad Word used. Enjoy this dialogue with double entendre 9 pounds of gold A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr.Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of a nine pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing seemingly extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to interview Mr.Brown. When reporter came, Mr.Brown was away and his wife was alone at home.... Reporter:- Does Mr.Brown live here? Mrs.Brown:- Oh! yes. Reporter:- Is he in? Mrs.Brown:- No, he went somewhere. Reporter:- Is it true that he owns nine pound nugget of gold? Mrs.Brown:- (Realising the joke) Yes! Indeed. Reporter:- Can I see the place where he found it? Mrs.Brown:- I'm afraid not because Mr.Brown objects in as much as it is strictly private. Reporter:- Is the place far? Mrs.Brown:- No, it is quite near and convenient. Reporter:- How many years has Mr.Brown been digging the hole? Mrs.Brown:- Just about two years. Reporter:- Is the hole deep? Mrs.Brown:- Quite so... Reporter:- At about what time Mr.Brown starts digging? Mrs.Brown:- Oh, he does his digging mostly at night. Reporter:- Does he work hard on it? Mrs.Brown:- You bet....and how he perspires. Reporter:- Is Mr.Brown the first to dig? Mrs.Brown:- He thought he was.... Reporter:- How do you know there was someone ahead of him? Mrs.Brown:- I'm in good position to say so, because I own the place. Reporter:- Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr.Brown? Mrs.Brown:- No, but for present he has the legal title to the site. Reporter:- Has Mr.Brown any helper when he works? Mrs.Brown:- Yes, I work under him.... Reporter:- When do you think Mr.Brown will sell the place? Mrs.Brown:- I don't think so because he enjoys working on it. Reporter:- Can I see the nine pound nugget of gold? Mrs.Brown:- Yes, certainly. (She showed him the nine pound baby boy The reporter fainted
From me 2 u,--ice bucket-- cool down ur 2nd list fever a lil..! #happyweekend

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. too much of noises everywhere

BoiGrammz:
me and pepper dey road dey come with em guys.. No fear o

we gallant

GideonG:
Omo Na true oo Oke Odo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed that place, I spent 1 week in oceanview after post ume with some of my people doing msc. Omo I take style go round jarey acclimatize b4 I go come dey act JJC for place wey i neva go b4. I hate that!

i swear
JJc - no be him at all
na to just observe codedly

lotusflower:
Aspirant.

haha lmao
really cool
don't worry
ur admission don sure
as per u b november born
i say so
team scorpio

MzLarem:
Lolz..don't whine me ooo..I'll break ur head ni.



FTC,baby

Better dont come and start pretending hia oo.me sef go break ur head

MzLarem:
Lol..oya talk ur own na.

Ah! I av no idea o, dats y I'm askin u fah! Tot u av an idea ni, for years we av been racking our brains for the meaning...even soyinka himself no get am..lol

MzLarem:
wetin do ur mouth?

u dey ask me??

ItzShadow:
optometry (and vision science).

alright den

T4shot:

why not,always @ your service miLady

[img][/img]lyk dat...

mercyda:
alright den

yeah,alryt.





Nutmeg0,what a funny story.

I wonder where this thread is going to ooo. 2nd list is not yet out and we are on page 1222

MzLarem:
Flies re around oo..better close it.

Maami loke..

khassy:
madgoat

BoiGrammz:
TEMMI001!! Iya Ibeji u gimme market sell??

Aijalon alpet khassy wheesin rkarang idgaf yungmilio2 lordseyad agent9 boda bolaji and many more... I cant type much now, how una dey??

Xup ogbeni kilo-grammz

Yungmilio2:
haha lmao really cool don't worry ur admission don sure as per u b november born i say so team scorpio

. Amen o. *kisses*

Temmi001:
Maami loke..

Lolz..Mama ke? Na u oo..hw was ur day?

Jerryspan:
lols.shey be me I'm dark,u,u re black

Abeg go nd clean ur eyes..u're nt seeing well.

fawaazsanni:
Better dont come and start pretending hia oo.me sef go break ur head

Lolz..dis boy is robing me ni sha..wat nw?

nutmeg0:
Ah! I av no idea o, dats y I'm askin u fah! Tot u av an idea ni, for years we av been racking our brains for the meaning...even soyinka himself no get am..lol

Lol..ask patience jonathan nw..she go knw am.

MzLarem:
Lolz..Mama ke? Na u oo..hw was ur day?

It was okay, yours?

lotusflower:
. Amen o. *kisses*

excess kisses