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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by ladygogo: 4:21pm On Nov 07, 2015
coogar:
whose call? madam theresa?

ladygogo, did you travel to mars?
i almost sent out a search party to fish you out. how are you? grin
Jeez.Just seeing this. Coogar thanks. How are you? No I didnt.

Had a pretty busy summer men. The parents visited us and life also got busy.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 6:18pm On Nov 07, 2015
Kai I missed o!
I for hammer too at R231's parry grin grin

Coogar when is your Owamber . . . .me too wan hammer at your contractor London big bois owambe grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 6:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
tearoses:
Kai I missed o!
I for hammer too at R231's parry grin grin

Coogar when is your Owamber . . . .me too wan hammer at your contractor London big bois owambe grin
very soon....
you shall get an invite!

ladygogo:
Jeez.Just seeing this. Coogar thanks. How are you?

No I didnt.
Had a pretty busy summer men. The parents visited us and life also got busy.
it's so good to hear from you.
i was starting to worry - i thought you travelled to jupiter! grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 8:49pm On Nov 07, 2015
r231:
It's Baldy jare grin cheesy

Baldy and sexy!!.....lobatan grin
Gorimapa feeling funky grin


Kimoni, we really have to prep for that ori-oe for Edwife o. Chelsea ti lana finally shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by freecocoa(f): 11:11pm On Nov 07, 2015
r231:
Cake or the money grin
Money na. grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 8:09am On Nov 08, 2015
naijababe:
Gorimapa feeling funky grin
Kimoni, we really have to prep for that ori-oe for Edwife o. Chelsea ti lana finally shocked shocked shocked shocked
The matter pass be careful sad pls let's start with 40 days dry fasting so our prayers will go straight to heaven...Edwife mi love, see what sisters are willing to do for for ya wink just for Chelsea to avoid relegation #chelseamustnotberelegated #chelseamustnoyberelegated
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 11:23am On Nov 08, 2015
Kimoni:
The matter pass be careful sad pls let's start with 40 days dry fasting so our prayers will go straight to heaven...Edwife mi love, see what sisters are willing to do for for ya wink just for Chelsea to avoid relegation #chelseamustnotberelegated #chelseamustnoyberelegated
naijababe:
Gorimapa feeling funky grin
Kimoni, we really have to prep for that ori-oe for Edwife o. Chelsea ti lana finally shocked shocked shocked shocked
smiley Happy Sunday dears.Be nice....
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 3:24pm On Nov 08, 2015
Tearoses, Tayour... Any idea if Dele Taiwo still exist in Nigeria?

Thanks in advance
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by r231(m): 3:26pm On Nov 08, 2015
edwife:
smiley Happy Sunday dears.Be nice....
Oya come do exam.... grin cheesy

How well do your know your EPL team?
The first person to answer all questions correctly goes home with a brand new N10K recharge card of any network. No giraffing please.

Premiership Exams

PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.

DURATION: 2 Hrs

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.

SECTION A.

1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea without using the sack of the BINI lady who was the team Doctor as illustration. (15 marks).

2. With the aid of a diagram, prove that Chelsea will go trophyless this season (10 marks).

3. Manchester United sold Di Maria to PSG for £44m when they had signed him for £59.6m. Prepare a profit and loss account (10 marks).

4. Estimate the velocity at which Liverpool is depreciating considering the absence of Suarez and Sterling not minding that they beat Chelsea at home. (10 marks)

5. What is the probability that Chelsea will not discover oil the way they are going down? (5 marks)

SECTION B.

6. Calculate the probability of Chelsea winning a game against Eyinmba of Aba in relation to current performances (10 marks).

7. Without using tables, list out the top clubs that will not qualify for the Champions League next season (10 marks).

8. With the aid of twitter justify the sudden quietness of all Chelsea fans these days on all social networks (15 marks).

10. Complete this...
In Wenger we trust,
In Pellegrini we're happy,
In Mourinho we ____________? (5marks)

11. If the presence of Drogba took away Torres goal scoring ability, will it be correct to say the absence of the Team Doctor took away Mourinho's coaching prowess? Explain (10 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 4:12pm On Nov 08, 2015
r231:
Oya come do exam.... grin cheesy

How well do your know your EPL team?
The first person to answer all questions correctly goes home with a brand new N10K recharge card of any network. No giraffing please.

Premiership Exams

PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.

DURATION: 2 Hrs

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.

SECTION A.

1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea without using the sack of the BINI lady who was the team Doctor as illustration. (15 marks).

2. With the aid of a diagram, prove that Chelsea will go trophyless this season (10 marks).

3. Manchester United sold Di Maria to PSG for £44m when they had signed him for £59.6m. Prepare a profit and loss account (10 marks).

4. Estimate the velocity at which Liverpool is depreciating considering the absence of Suarez and Sterling not minding that they beat Chelsea at home. (10 marks)

5. What is the probability that Chelsea will not discover oil the way they are going down? (5 marks)

SECTION B.

6. Calculate the probability of Chelsea winning a game against Eyinmba of Aba in relation to current performances (10 marks).

7. Without using tables, list out the top clubs that will not qualify for the Champions League next season (10 marks).

8. With the aid of twitter justify the sudden quietness of all Chelsea fans these days on all social networks (15 marks).

10. Complete this...
In Wenger we trust,
In Pellegrini we're happy,
In Mourinho we ____________? (5marks)

11. If the presence of Drogba took away Torres goal scoring ability, will it be correct to say the absence of the Team Doctor took away Mourinho's coaching prowess? Explain (10 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!
Mogbe mogbe mogbe shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
See queshions, walahi this one hard pass CFA
I no do lipsrsealed
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by r231(m): 5:23pm On Nov 08, 2015
Kimoni:
Mogbe mogbe mogbe shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
See queshions, walahi this one hard pass CFA
I no do lipsrsealed
grin grin cheesy

Na Chelsea fan know 90% of the answer grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 9:42pm On Nov 08, 2015
edwife:
smiley Happy Sunday dears.Be nice....
Haba!!! No one is nicer than us love. But truly, I am beginning to worry y'all. Just dey open yansh for errybady
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by taryour(f): 9:48pm On Nov 08, 2015
Ewuro4:
Tearoses, Tayour... Any idea if Dele Taiwo still exist in Nigeria?

Thanks in advance
yes he does sis. saw him at an occasion I organised. Good evening sis. how family and work.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by taryour(f): 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
r231:
part 2 is coming grin cheesy
venue, date and time for part 2 please.... I no go miss am. God bless your new age Bro.

Good evening house.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
taryour:
yes he does sis. saw him at an occasion I organised. Good evening sis. how family and work.
Good to know, thanks sis, I need his booking office contact if you may, no rush. Thanks in advance.

We thank God sis, life on a fast lane as usual.
How are you and yours too. How's business. Pls do have a wonderful week. kiss
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 11:49pm On Nov 08, 2015
Ewuro4:
Good to know, thanks sis, I need his booking office contact if you may, no rush. Thanks in advance.

We thank God sis, life on a fast lane as usual.
How are you and yours too. How's business. Pls do have a wonderful week. kiss
Invite us for the owambe o grin grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 12:06am On Nov 09, 2015
damiso:
Invite us for the owambe o grin grin
Look at you grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 12:07am On Nov 09, 2015
Ewuro4:
Look at you grin
I might just even buy my first 'Ribena red' shoe and bag. grin grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 12:28am On Nov 09, 2015
damiso:
I might just even buy my first 'Ribena red' shoe and bag. grin grin
Lolozz what kind of red is that, 'winish' red? grin UK folks , always ahead.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 2:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ewuro4:
Lolozz what kind of red is that, 'winish' red? grin UK folks , always ahead.
It's not a real colour don't mind me grin

Just trying to poke fun at all the colour code combinations we have at Nigeran weddings these days grin

Cadbury purple
Tiffany Blue
Sunshine yellow etc etc

grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 7:16pm On Nov 09, 2015
damiso:
It's not a real colour don't mind me grin

Just trying to poke fun at all the colour code combinations we have at Nigeran weddings these days grin

Cadbury purple
Tiffany Blue
Sunshine yellow etc etc

grin
Lol... Honestly too much colors to choose from. Cadbury purple ?
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 7:30pm On Nov 09, 2015
damiso:
It's not a real colour don't mind me grin

Just trying to poke fun at all the colour code combinations we have at Nigeran weddings these days grin

[b]Cadbury purple
Tiffany Blue
Sunshine yellow [/b]etc etc

grin
You don tey too much for London. You need to move to the igberiko like me grin grin grin grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 09, 2015
damiso:
It's not a real colour don't mind me grin

Just trying to poke fun at all the colour code combinations we have at Nigeran weddings these days grin

Cadbury purple
Tiffany Blue
Sunshine yellow etc etc

grin
Na oyibo start that one o!
back in the day when I used to do weddings
Every year has a different colour theme
The oyibos started it
Cadbury purple was about 6 years ago smiley
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Nobody: 7:40pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ewuro4:
Lol... Honestly too much colors to choose from. Cadbury purple ?

Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 10:56pm On Nov 09, 2015
@tearoses true sha but those colour combos fit make person dey scratch head.
@ewuro too much sef I don't know how many of those shoes one will then have?

@naijababe emi ke jeje Lomo Eko min lo my last owambe in this London was in August and I spent less than 2 hrs. grin

I like naija style at my sisters wedding the hall people put off the gen at 9.lobatan o grin make you no go your house then cheesy
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 12:48am On Nov 10, 2015
[quote author=tearoses post=39850418][/quote]Wow , beautiful

How are you madam ... grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 1:09am On Nov 10, 2015
damiso:
I like naija style at my sisters wedding the hall people put off the gen at 9.lobatan o grin make you no go your house then cheesy
9pm sef is pushing it. Patapata 7pm.
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by r231(m): 2:37am On Nov 10, 2015
Ewuro4:
9pm sef is pushing it. Patapata 7pm.
7pm undecided.....

Which kain arugbo party be dat grin grin

Even 9pm is early sef
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 11:22am On Nov 10, 2015
r231:
BEST OF LUCK!
Goodluck to you too. grin
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 1:34pm On Nov 10, 2015
Ewuro4:
9pm sef is pushing it. Patapata 7pm.
All these owambe London people 11pm sef musician never set up you can see r231 defending them.LOL

People wey dey start kiddy party at 5pm . like seriously? that's 2 and half hours before my children's bedtime. At a few of those parties my poor son don begin sleep sef. grin

Its a security measure in Naija but what we are doing in Owambe for 10/12 hours na?
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