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Rapmoney:
Guy, when did you turn female? Lol! They don't beat women o!

i was always female na

Still repping #WARRI!!

Rapmoney:
Area, I hail you o! Where my guy, Alkarulezz na?

me i nor know any guy wey der answer dat name ooo

JealousPrince:
me i nor know any guy wey der answer dat name ooo

How can u say u don't know the Otota of Nairaland? You must be new here or something!

cokacoola:
Still repping #WARRI!!

panachuku:
she be tell me say na ordinary toaster o. Na my laptop she be dey use chat with d guy on FB. One day out of boredom i hack her FB using ur email and her phone password. Naso d tin open. I see all dem chat i wan die . dude dey fuk her other hole join while she no even gree gimme common BJ cos its bad yet she dey giv d guy bj nd an al. I laf when i read d chat where she dey complain say he stingy dude be like am building my house in warri at d moment

Hahaha. Your last sentence got me...rolling on tha floor.

UncleJudax:
Hahaha. Your last sentence got me...rolling on tha floor.

Oga you never see anything!

Rapmoney:
E be like say u be original Area o!

. Naso we see am o.

Rapmoney:
How can u say u don't know the Otota of Nairaland? You must be new here or something!

am nt new here, may b i might have came accross him b4

Rapmoney:
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o!

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o!

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!!

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu!

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! ). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night!

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o!

Happy Sunday folks!

panachuku:
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o

Rapmoney:
Area, I hail you o! Where my guy, Alkarulezz na?

Ose migwor! Na some kind marras keep ur boy offline.. As I log in nai men alert me say the Olorogun of Nairaland dey find me.. Ur loyal servant don show bros..

ALKARULEZZ:
Ose migwor! Na some kind marras keep ur boy offline.. As I log in nai men alert me say the Olorogun of Nairaland dey find me.. Ur loyal servant don show bros..

The mods nor gree move my topic to front page! U dey see life so?

Ok next

i be FBI, Full Blooded Igbo guy

Rapmoney:
The mods nor gree move my topic to front page! U dey see life so?

Bros I cum weak for Lalasticlala o.. Even ishilove nor gree help marras..


Dem forget say rice wey dey down of pot today go dey top of cooler tomorrow..

Hhaahha

;DD Na Wa...

Brox dis topic follow die.... na man u be na woman born u

mtcheeew,no matta bow warri guys do reach the best and still most interesting people are the aj people of lasgidi(Lagos) ,mheen they are something of a genius in the terms of sociality ....

chai rapmoney don come again oo. lmao

lols


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panachuku:
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o

WARRI GIRLS ARE PARROTS

THEY CAN TALK FROM SUN-RISE TO SUN-SET
AND THEY CAN'T BACK IT UP!!

rollindollar:
i no b warri guy

No wonder u de slack Abeg come wafgidi make u join d movement

rollindollar:
i no b warri guy

No wonder u de slack Abeg come wafgidi make u join d movement

Rapmoney:
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o!

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o!

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!!

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu!

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! ). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night!

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o!

Happy Sunday folks!

. Okoro