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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by fejikudz(m): 9:07pm On Nov 08, 2015
Rapmoney:

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe
you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to
a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They
calculate very fast (even those that do not know
Mathematics! wink. The reason is that they would
spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an
eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a
beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few
change can get both of you 'high' which can even
assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night! grin

Hahahahaha cheesy cheesy
This guy na confirm area oo
Who get time to go eatery when bar full everywhere..

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Sike(m): 9:10pm On Nov 08, 2015
panachuku:
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o
lol. thank God U know
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Fhowe: 9:21pm On Nov 08, 2015
warri boys cheap and broke ass niggas always forming sharp and greedy make una set up shebi una get oil money mofos
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by nelcliff(m): 9:23pm On Nov 08, 2015
Rapmoney:
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o! grin

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o! grin

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! wink Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! grin The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!! grin

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! cheesy If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! grin So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu! grin

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! grin). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night! grin

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o! grin grin

Happy Sunday folks!

Omo boy u get mouth. meanwhile I dey outside ur gate dey wait for any kasala.

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 9:33pm On Nov 08, 2015
nelcliff:


Omo boy u get mouth. meanwhile I dey outside ur gate dey wait for any kasala.
You get mouth too! i believe you!!! cheesy
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by ferdspiration: 9:35pm On Nov 08, 2015
panachuku:
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o
hahaha,Eeya, Oya i decree,may you receive sense now, #In Pastor Chris Voice.
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 9:36pm On Nov 08, 2015
Fhowe:
warri boys cheap and broke ass niggas always forming sharp and greedy make una set up shebi una get oil money mofos
You sure say you get sense so? Na for social media you for dey get mouth! Come Warri come talk na! Make them beat 35 years comot from your life! Orue!!!

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by JigsawKillah(m): 9:55pm On Nov 08, 2015
Rapmoney:
E be like say u be original Area o!


Na you dey come cast us abi? Na to flog you poo poo o grin grin

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by JigsawKillah(m): 9:56pm On Nov 08, 2015
nelcliff:

Omo boy u get mouth. meanwhile I dey outside ur gate dey wait for any kasala.

you go take 1000 strokes for a start! Your nyash must get gallop this night you dey support am abi grin grin
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by 400billionman: 9:57pm On Nov 08, 2015
panachuku:
she be tell me say na ordinary toaster o. Na my laptop she be dey use chat with d guy on FB. One day out of boredom i hack her FB using ur email and her phone password. Naso d tin open. I see all dem chat i wan die . dude dey fuk her other hole join while she no even gree gimme common BJ cos its bad yet she dey giv d guy bj nd an algrin. I laf when i read d chat where she dey complain say he stingy dude be like am building my house in warri at d moment

In the fullness of time..

Lolz
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Ekpekus(m): 10:15pm On Nov 08, 2015
Rapmoney:
You sure say you get sense so? Na for social media you for dey get mouth! Come Warri come talk na! Make them beat 35 years comot from your life! Orue!!!
You get mouth sha!
Check profile pix

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by raywise17(m): 10:17pm On Nov 08, 2015
rollindollar:
'join' as how
everytin wey dey happen for warfi good or bad dam go tell u say da one join

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by raywise17(m): 10:22pm On Nov 08, 2015
Abegi dat mata na real kposha..why u tink say wen AY act 30 days in atlanta e no use any state or L.g.a apart from warri no b say he don live for warri..sweetest place for naija to live..my babe lives in d other outskit of warri called effurun men she always tell me dat i'm a funny guy infact all my friends say i'm funny.team waffi.
Legit mata infact na anyhow mata...Warri d most famous L.G.A in the whole of naija.

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Osirimononaye(m): 11:11pm On Nov 08, 2015
If Atall Ehh! Abeg!! Your List Make Sense Sha, No Be Shoot Bird Mama Fly Joor!!!
All Of Ona Wen Dey Form Warri Guys So Ehh!! Ona Matter Dey Airway.
*Jump Inside Bush*---#Kpokpo Dey come#

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Cirphrank(m): 1:28am On Nov 09, 2015
panachuku:
she be tell me say na ordinary toaster o. Na my laptop she be dey use chat with d guy on FB. One day out of boredom i hack her FB using ur email and her phone password. Naso d tin open. I see all dem chat i wan die . dude dey fuk her other hole join while she no even gree gimme common BJ cos its bad yet she dey giv d guy bj nd an algrin. I laf when i read d chat where she dey complain say he stingy dude be like am building my house in warri at d moment

How e com take end?
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Okies27(m): 1:49am On Nov 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o! grin

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o! grin

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! wink Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! grin The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!! grin

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! cheesy If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! grin So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu! grin

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! grin). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night! grin

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o! grin grin

Happy Sunday folks!
. #1 isn't correct. others make sense.
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 2:35am On Nov 09, 2015
grin
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Fhowe: 2:57am On Nov 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
You sure say you get sense so? Na for social media you for dey get mouth! Come Warri come talk na! Make them beat 35 years comot from your life! Orue!!!
Oga rapman another typical warri boy ranting Orue kill you better go and look for your likes and must you be abusive, if you cant leave with the simple truth na only God know as you go take handle lie oloshi
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Elerineye01(m): 5:56am On Nov 09, 2015
Warri boiz re nt smiling...

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by edogho(m): 6:21am On Nov 09, 2015
no even try correct their yans..
my warfi friend b like "dat one jhoin, u know the speaking, I know the spelling"

I love his talk, always funny... and d guy na ibo boy o, but was born n bred in d streets of Warri...

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 6:23am On Nov 09, 2015
Fhowe:
Oga rapman another typical warri boy ranting Orue kill you better go and look for your likes and must you be abusive, if you cant leave with the simple truth na only God know as you go take handle lie oloshi
You are already a failure!!! cool
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by edogho(m): 6:31am On Nov 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
You sure say you get sense so? Na for social media you for dey get mouth! Come Warri come talk na! Make them beat 35 years comot from your life! Orue!!!
Niovo
omo' e' na m'orue no....
whe gbe t'eme e', o' te' gba udu, o' yanze....

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by kroosx: 6:32am On Nov 09, 2015
Clear road.. Who dey help? Only warri na country o... Dey no knw we?

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 6:42am On Nov 09, 2015
edogho:

Niovo
omo' e' na m'orue no....
whe gbe t'eme e', o' te' gba udu, o' yanze....
U get mouth...I believe you! cool
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Akposkool(m): 7:08am On Nov 09, 2015
We are really entertaining and we don't misbehave. An educated warri guy can anticopate things before they happen. Its like having an extra sense organ.
Am a corper currently serving in gombe and there is this hot igbo chick am dating. If you see this babe you no go believe say na me dey fvck her. See yansh and body to die for.
She even feeds me well. She said she loves my pidgin english and the way i flow not to talk of the jokes i can give. She just loves being around me cus am accomodating. Even the students i teach wont let me leave the class.
I dont know i guess it's just something in us from warri and sapele especially.
Hala area

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by free2ryhme: 7:23am On Nov 09, 2015
Durentt:
i was always female na grin

*read english drop from coconut tree*

I don die cheesy
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:59am On Nov 09, 2015
Waffi for life......we no dey carry last oohh,if he too mch na draw

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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 9:06am On Nov 09, 2015
free2ryhme:


*read english drop from coconut tree*

I don die cheesy
Pls wake up cheesy i didnt mean to kill anyone
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Fhowe: 9:21am On Nov 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
You are already a failure!!! cool
see who no fit even pass Toefl dey arrange toefl classes for people it is very typical of failures to quickly call others failures my guy accept the simple truth and free me Oloshi
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 9:29am On Nov 09, 2015
Fhowe:
see who no fit even pass Toefl dey arrange toefl classes for people it is very typical of failures to quickly call others failures my guy accept the simple truth and free me Oloshi
I don't think you were through with secondary school when I was writing my thesis for Masters Degree! I passed TOEFL with a cumulative score of 105 to study Business Psychology at the University of Bangkok, Thailand!!! Where are you in your career? Small boy! Don't think of how to pass JAMB! Orue!!!
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Fhowe: 9:43am On Nov 09, 2015
Rapmoney:
I don't think you were through with secondary school when I was writing my thesis for Masters Degree! I passed TOEFL with a cumulative score of 105 to study Business Psychology at the University of Bangkok, Thailand!!! Where are you in your career? Small boy! Don't think of how to pass JAMB! Orue!!!
Your moniker and your posts on different topics says it all rapmoney and you and this Orue word( you have used this word in every topic you have replied too ) abeg no vex i no fit follow ORUE drag anything this morning ,people like you just come online to vent their anger you are looking for a place to belong too smh for the youths of this our wonderful Nation .Oga Rapmoney how port harcourt today abi na udu road you dey

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