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Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Josephamstrong1(op):
Ladies, When a man truly loves you, anybody who says, does, suggests, or even thinks about doing something offensive to you stands the risk of being obliterated. Your man will destroy anything and everything in his path to make sure that whoever disrespected you pays for it. This is our nature. No one is going to disrespect our woman without paying a cost—or at least putting up a serious fight.
Now, I asked her. " you and your guy is driving downtown and all of a sudden a lady comes out from nowhere and slaps him. reason, because he splashed water on her. What will you do as his lady?
Funny enough, I was shocked to my spines with her answer.
She said, I'll walk up to her and ask her why the slap then call the police.
Had to stop her from speaking further. Told her "I'm disappointed".

Mature minds please...
What's your take on this?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by CaroLyner(f):
where you expecting her to slap right back?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Gio99(m): 1:44pm On Nov 10, 2015
ok...you want her to fight?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 1:50pm On Nov 10, 2015
Lol, my 1st reaction would be suspicion, naturally. Like where do they know each other from
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by eyeon(m): 1:53pm On Nov 10, 2015
The girl dey matured naa... It's only animals that fight easily...
Even a man in his normal senses wount fight for a woman just like that... Is he a tiger.
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 1:55pm On Nov 10, 2015
First of all i will laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

After i av laugh finish i will make frnds with the babe

grin grin grin grin cos i kno at that moment my Guy is cheating


So i wud make frnds wit d babe to get full details no time for emotions tongue
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by pTomz(m): 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2015
Op u sef, u dnt retaliate like dat...girl is sane to ansa dat, if she gives a stupid reason or shuts u up fr asking...Sister u can den kill her
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:11pm On Nov 10, 2015
I will step aside and watch the drama... if it seems like its going out of hand I will call for help

Only God knows why she did what she did and how prepared she came..
What if I try to ask her politely what the issue is and she brings out a knife and scatter my face?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Josephamstrong1(op): 2:13pm On Nov 10, 2015
CaroLyner:
where you expecting her to slap right back?
Buh if it was a strange guy dat slapped you b4 ya guy nkoh....?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Josephamstrong1(op): 2:15pm On Nov 10, 2015
favoured234:
I will step aside and watch the drama... if it seems like its going out of hand I will call for help

Only God knows why she did what she did and how prepared she came..
What if I try to ask her politely what the issue is and she brings out a knife and scatter my face?
favoured, Buh if it was you dat received a strange slap frm a guy b4 ya man?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Josephamstrong1(op): 2:16pm On Nov 10, 2015
pTomz:
Op u sef, u dnt retaliate like dat...girl is sane to ansa dat, if she gives a stupid reason or shuts u up fr asking...Sister u can den kill her
be sincere, wud u take a slap from a gal? or watch ya bae slapped by a stranger?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:18pm On Nov 10, 2015
Mtchewwwwwuuuuuu
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:18pm On Nov 10, 2015
Josephamstrong1:
favoured, Buh if it was you dat received a strange slap frm a guy b4 ya man?
Sincerely I wouldn't expect him to retaliate immediately..
He should be man enough to make a little sense out of the whole scenario before getting into action if need be..
Except peace seems not to work that's when war should come in
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by misspicy(f): 2:21pm On Nov 10, 2015
well am not an hypocrite so my first reaction will be choi!!! shocked wetin my guy do now ?
if she replys then we will know wat nxt with her reply
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Josephamstrong1(op): 2:22pm On Nov 10, 2015
halfrica:
First of all i will laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

After i av laugh finish i will make frnds with the babe

grin grin grin grin cos i kno at that moment my Guy is cheating


So i wud make frnds wit d babe to get full details no time for emotions tongue
Gaaal, u can kill o. cheating is d best tn u can come up wt? wat if it was you dat got d slap frm a stranger (guy). R u telling me dat u wud wnt ya guy to react same way u juz did?
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by CaroLyner(f): 2:23pm On Nov 10, 2015
Josephamstrong1:
Buh if it was a strange guy dat slapped you b4 ya guy nkoh....?
first how will a strange guy come slap me out of nowhere? undecided
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by pTomz(m): 2:24pm On Nov 10, 2015
Josephamstrong1:
be sincere, wud u take a slap from a gal? or watch ya bae slapped by a stranger?
Thought u were being specific..

tho an upper cut would do
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
misspicy:
well am not an hypocrite so my first reaction will be choi!!! shocked wetin my guy do now ?
if she replys then we will know wat nxt with her reply
Ohhhh you are the misspicy that he has been cheating with shocked
Receive 2 slaps tongue
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by laurenziz6(m): 2:31pm On Nov 10, 2015
when police come and u tell them na becos of slap u call them eh!!!
u go pay money for
1. fuel
2. time
3. effort wasted[ instead of them catching all dose bank robbers ur calling them
because they slap you]
4. credit they wasted in receving ur call grin

thats if they dont arrest u sef
but naija police eh!!!!
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:33pm On Nov 10, 2015
Josephamstrong1:
Gaaal, u can kill o. cheating is d best tn u can come up wt? wat if it was you dat got d slap frm a stranger (guy). R u telling me dat u wud wnt ya guy to react same way u juz did?
grin grin grin grin

Same noni !!!!!!!!
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:35pm On Nov 10, 2015
If my guy thinks like me, our reaction will be epic...
We might just take to our heels ...

Okay.. When I was growing up, I can remember going to the village during the festive period and you will hear some funny fights..
One guy was walking with one babe and another guy slapped him .... Oh you were the one that took my babe..
Before you know it one of them is in a pool of blood next thing hospital..
And most times, its the one that is not prepared that ends up in the hospital..
Just got me wondering why he didn't run away, knowing fully well he wasn't prepared for a fight..

Now I know he was being a man... SMH embarassed
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by misspicy(f): 2:42pm On Nov 10, 2015
favoured234:
Ohhhh you are the misspicy that he has been cheating with shocked
Receive 2 slaps tongue
kikikiki grin grin grin
i'd just jejely call bike,climb and leave him there,we will settle the rest later...


but what if its a case of mistaken identity embarassed
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by obiorathesubtle: 2:42pm On Nov 10, 2015
undecided if this happened

2009-2011: wtf ma girl need to fight my battle for? Ion want her to spoil the nails I paid for with me hard earned currency! I'll tie up the b/tch that slapped me and flush her down a toilet

2012-2014: then again, my girl don't need to say or do nothing,(I spend good money on lipstick and sh/t! You aint wasting my money!) I'll reason things out with her, express my anger by yelling and stuff like that.

2015: I'll just be there like ' undecided what I do' and I know my girl will act just the same way as yours did(she's an angel! Isuwear!)



Sooooo! *peace*
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by dikeigbo2(m): 2:51pm On Nov 10, 2015
misspicy:
well am not an hypocrite so my first reaction will be choi!!! shocked wetin my guy do now ?
if she replys then we will know wat nxt with her reply
Sorry a hypocrite ( not an)
Thank me later
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Nobody: 2:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
Op you have changed the gist.....
If he splashes water on her and she slaps him... I will manage to tell the babe sorry and ask him to drive away...

If it was just insults, I can give her double but for fight...I did not among ohhhh
Re: Her Answer Gave Me Heart Attack. by Josephamstrong1(op): 3:10pm On Nov 10, 2015
favoured234:
Op you have changed the gist.....
If he splashes water on her and she slaps him... I will manage to tell the babe sorry and ask him to drive away...

If it was just insults, I can give her double but for fight...I did not among ohhhh
Hmmm, u're adding to my hrt attack.
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