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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by SmartMugu: 9:35pm On Nov 12, 2015
Just to say these leaders are really dumb. Why do they need Facebook to train them on how to use facebook?

It's like paying Microsoft to train you on how to use Microsoft Word.

If they really intend to save governance costs, what happens to watching a 1 hr free video on YouTube to even know what 'this devil called Facebook' is?

What happens to just calling young Nigerian men and women with vibrant spirits and an ability to train beyond what Facebook can train them on learning how to use facebook?

How do they intend creating job opportunities for Nigerian when they prefer foreign hands to the existing skills in Nigeria?

Even a 5 year old Nigerian knows the bolts and knots of Facebook today, how did we end up with these old leaders that needs Facebook training in 2015?

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by LovesonBlezz(m): 9:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
and NDDC is yet to kick off d training we applied for months ago. Abeg Any abroko abt d training?
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Nuhusky: 9:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
Chai! Another form of increasing unnecessary allowance “Facebook allowance” will be added to their juicy allowance again


Those infavour that Facebook Allowance should be added to our juicy allowance say iiiii


109 senators: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii



Senate President: those against say Neee


None of the senators say Nee


Senate President: The iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's have it from today Facebook allowance has been added to our juicy allowance

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by modath(f): 9:37pm On Nov 12, 2015
PROVACATEUR:
APC is a big Scam, if those their illiterate Senators can't operate FB then I belive 90% of them had NEPA certificate


Welcome back... smiley
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by dammie200: 9:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
What a waste....Confused senators

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Biosahal: 9:39pm On Nov 12, 2015
Wailers are wailing. Applications are of different types!!!!
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Biosahal: 9:39pm On Nov 12, 2015
Wailers are wailing. Applications are of different types!!!!
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by kYjelly2: 9:44pm On Nov 12, 2015
This is the reason fashola could get away with a 78 million naira website, cause they always think we're dumb.

Actually starting to believe they're right undecided

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
Seriously, this is kinda funny...

Our senators login / signup to FACEBOOK or what....

Still can't believe it... grin
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by LordPhilip(m): 9:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
These people are just drunk. They want to you use tax payers money to learn how to use Facebook? Come on! If they want to learn how to use it they should meet senator Ben Bruce of silver bird, he'll teach them for free. Lazy people. Soon we'll hear that they want to teach them how to open email address. The jokes in the legislature never ends.

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
kYjelly2:
This is the reason fashola could get away with a 78 million naira website, cause they always think we're dumb.

Actually starting to believe they're right undecided

LOL. U got point

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by LatestTrend: 9:47pm On Nov 12, 2015
You spoke my mind.
Tycoflu:
No need praying for Naija to get better, just pray for your time to come. Hope they will do training on how to snap with android phone too?
F***tards as senators. Bruce Lee way the common sense?

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Nobody: 9:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
LatestTrend:
You spoke my mind.
##gbam...

No need praying for Naija to get better, just pray for your time to come.
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by morereb10: 9:51pm On Nov 12, 2015
This our Nigeria politicians are as stupid as what i can't tell




so their children no fit teach them for their house of even a primary or secondary boy can teach them that.



but they prefer to waste tax payers money on trivial things.

God they watch una in 3D

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by LordPhilip(m): 9:52pm On Nov 12, 2015
dammie200:
What a waste....Confused senators
confused old men and women. What a way to use tax payers money. I can't wait for judgement day
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by bigtt76(f): 9:52pm On Nov 12, 2015
shocked Eeeei ....this is the height of it all. Clearly this Senate has no meaningful activities to get busy on undecided
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by fromnigeria(m): 9:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mark Zukerberg's business. This days competition becoming stiff
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by LordPhilip(m): 9:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
SmartMugu:
Just to say these leaders are really dumb. Why do they need Facebook to train them on how to use facebook?

It's like paying Microsoft to train you on how to use Microsoft Word.

If they really intend to save governance costs, what happens to watching a 1 hr free video on YouTube to even know what 'this devil called Facebook' is?

What happens to just calling young Nigerian men and women with vibrant spirits and an ability to train beyond what Facebook can train them on learning how to use facebook?

How do they intend creating job opportunities for Nigerian when they prefer foreign hands to the existing skills in Nigeria?

Even a 5 year old Nigerian knows the bolts and knots of Facebook today, how did we end up with these old leaders that needs Facebook training in 2015?

better still, they should call their kids that are in London and America to come and teach them how to use Facebook. If need be, also teach them to open email address and use instagram. Dumb folks making laws for nigeria.
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by mosjames: 9:58pm On Nov 12, 2015
But what do they need social media for?
Is that where their work is?
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by obinnashady(m): 10:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
With how many billion dollars? Squander manias
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Nobody: 10:01pm On Nov 12, 2015
mosjames:
But what do they need social media for?
Is that where their work is?

Like seriously, me self dae wonda
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by hollandis(f): 10:11pm On Nov 12, 2015
lekjons:
indeed, so they can be insulted by untrained kids like these?;u thought u knew everything about social media? or u thought they're going to teach them just how to send messages, view/upload pics, 'like' a comment e.t.c.. huh?!



so because they're politicians they must know everything about social media.. is there something like facebook in their own youthful day.. or can you scrutinize a news broadcast/newspapper the way they do??


dumb asses!

The kind of curse that is coming to your entire household is at the gym

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Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by defenda(f): 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2015
woodcook:
Are our senators so daft that they can't figure out that themselves? I am trying to imagine what will be running in the mind of the trainer as he/she stands in front of these overfed grown men and watch them display their crass behaviors. I cover my face in shame. cry cry cry

Honestly,....

I mean even kids in Nigeria can get them trained.

Why do they hv to fly face book trainers all the way from the US?
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by lastpage: 10:17pm On Nov 12, 2015
PaulJohn1:
More money for Zuchabarg(whatever his name is) and US.

What stop these old men from using an indigenous online platform, to perform this irrelevant thing they're planning?! Each of them could created a monica even on NL and they interact with Nigerians with it.

It's more secure and preaches the local content message to the citizens.

This FAaebook Thingy is a threat National Security!y

Does anyone remember what happened to Senator Hillary Clinton ...and her Emails?
Does anyone remember how the Edward Snowden exposee showed how the United States collect data from faceBook, Twitter and their likes, on whoever they want? Yes, facebook agreed to hack your profile and hand over same to their own Govt!

These Senators should know that they are no longer "private individuals" and represent the interest of Nigeria.


I hope they are not these stewpid!


Most of them claim to be Doctors and Profs, .............. yet they need a "special training" to know how to use a facebook?
Something ten yr olds learnt to use by themselves!

Yeeyee dey smell




Lastpage!
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Nobody: 10:28pm On Nov 12, 2015
This is the highest height of ineptness...F00ls.
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Wisdomkosi(m): 10:33pm On Nov 12, 2015
They should come to me please, I will train them for free.
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by vybzkartel: 10:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by lekjons(m): 10:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
hollandis:


The kind of curse that is coming to your entire household is at the gym
what's this one saying
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Wisdomkosi(m): 10:37pm On Nov 12, 2015
SmartMugu:
Just to say these leaders are really dumb. Why do they need Facebook to train them on how to use facebook?

It's like paying Microsoft to train you on how to use Microsoft Word.

If they really intend to save governance costs, what happens to watching a 1 hr free video on YouTube to even know what 'this devil called Facebook' is?

What happens to just calling young Nigerian men and women with vibrant spirits and an ability to train beyond what Facebook can train them on learning how to use facebook?

How do they intend creating job opportunities for Nigerian when they prefer foreign hands to the existing skills in Nigeria?

Even a 5 year old Nigerian knows the bolts and knots of Facebook today, how did we end up with these old leaders that needs Facebook training in 2015?

I'm really embarrassed because of them calling foreigners to them while we nigerians are ready to train. let them employ me, I will take good care of their accounts
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by sapientia(m): 10:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
And Nigerians cant teach them that..

I wonder who passed that Local Content Bill
Re: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by eazyjakes(m): 10:49pm On Nov 12, 2015
CACAWA:
They should not forget to train them on 2go and whatsapp....now that yahoo-yahoo messenger is no longer paying..

abi na

laugh one scatter my belly!

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