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The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 11:46pm On Nov 12, 2015

Robert Jordan once said: "The Creator made Women to Please the Eyes and Boggle the Mind."

I must say I agree with him. Hey, don't crucify me yet, I love women, after all, my mum is a woman too. #Lol

Enough story, here's why I agree with that thought of old which says,"women are a necessary evil."

1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man.

2. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.

3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

4. If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.

5. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.

6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

7. If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

8. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

9. If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

10. If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

11 If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

12 If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

13 If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Simply put: "You can't live with women neither can you live without them."

I rest my case.

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Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 11:49pm On Nov 12, 2015

@OP why exactly is the thread's title the evil call woman? why evil?

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Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 11:53pm On Nov 12, 2015

Targaryen:
@OP why exactly is the thread's title the evil call woman? why evil?

In literature pal, there's something called "Irony"

Have you read the book "Joys of Motherhood" by Buchi Emecheta?

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 11:56pm On Nov 12, 2015

The truth is that Sometimes, We Men force the Women into Being "Evil".

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 11:57pm On Nov 12, 2015

eminent007:
In literature pal, there's something called "Irony"

Have you read the book "Joys of Motherhood" by Buchi Emecheta?

ok now i get

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by obiorathesubtle: 12:00am On Nov 13, 2015

Hustle pays!

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Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 13, 2015

eminent007:
Robert Jordan once said: "The Creator made Women to Please the Eyes and Boggle the Mind."

I must say I agree with him. Hey, don't crucify me yet, I love women, after all, my mum is a woman too. #Lol

Enough story, here's why I agree with that thought of old which says,"women are a necessary evil."

1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man.

2. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.

3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

4. If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.

5. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.

6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

7. If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

8. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

9. If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

10. If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

11 If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

12 If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

13 If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Simply put: "You can't live with women neither can you live without them."

I rest my case.

All this isn't enough reason to term women as evil, whether necessary or not.

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 12:03am On Nov 13, 2015

rexkexmilan:
The truth is that Sometimes, We Men force the Women into Being "Evil".

Thank God you said sometimes. But hey, I have a question. Who took the first bite of the forbidden fruit? grin

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Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Mhizkel(f): 12:05am On Nov 13, 2015

Come off it op. This applies to both gender. I mean the entire human race, known for their unsatiable needs. It's not just with women only. You dig?

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by flylykace: 12:07am On Nov 13, 2015

Non of all these your write up qualifies them to be Evil rather they're being difficult

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 12:09am On Nov 13, 2015

Decker:
All this isn't enough reason to term women as evil, whether necessary or not.

My title was ironic. Need I explain further?

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by obiorathesubtle: 12:11am On Nov 13, 2015

Decker:
All this isn't enough reason to term women as evil, whether necessary or not.

Lol. Dude, I read your comments sometimes. Its funny. You never agree with anything. Not even the obvious

Or you always object. Whatever it is. Are you an alien bro??

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 12:11am On Nov 13, 2015

Mhizkel:
Come off it op. This applies to both gender. I mean the entire human race, known for their unsatiable needs. It's not just with women only. You dig?

If you had read between the lines my Lady, I was talking with my tongue in my cheek. Check my last statement again and you might understand me better. One Love.

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 12:13am On Nov 13, 2015

eminent007:
Thank God you said sometimes. But hey, I have a question. Who took the first bite of the forbidden fruit?

The Woman .

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by osazeeblue01: 12:15am On Nov 13, 2015

That is how God created them. Evil mean in irony true i.e opposit of it. So the tittle is THE TRUE WAYS OF WOMEN

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 12:18am On Nov 13, 2015

flylykace:
Non of all these your write up qualifies them to be Evil rather they're being difficult

My write-up was ironic. Please, don't crucify me, read between the lines. Thanks.

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by tallestVic: 12:19am On Nov 13, 2015

Haha.. I laugh when I see humans indulging in what they called romance,chasing a mutated version of a man that lost a dick..wasting time,energy and resources..foolish humans.

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Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 12:19am On Nov 13, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
Lol. Dude, I read your comments sometimes. Its funny. You never agree with anything. Not even the obvious

Or you always object. Whatever it is. Are you an alien bro??

I am human and I have lived on planet earth all my life. I hope this answers your question.

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 12:22am On Nov 13, 2015

osazeeblue01:
That is how God created them. Evil mean in irony true i.e opposit of it. So the tittle is THE TRUE WAYS OF WOMEN

Finally, someone who read, understood then commented.
Bless your heart.

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 12:27am On Nov 13, 2015

rexkexmilan:
The Woman .

You are a honest man. I will personally recommend you for Heaven on the D-Day.

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Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by osazeeblue01: 12:27am On Nov 13, 2015

eminent007:
Finally, someone who read, understood then commented. Bless your heart.

AMEN

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by obiorathesubtle: 12:34am On Nov 13, 2015

Decker:
I am human and I have lived on planet earth all my life. I hope this answers your question.

yea. But you just weird sometimes man

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 1:04am On Nov 13, 2015

eminent007:
Robert Jordan once said: "The Creator made Women to Please the Eyes and Boggle the Mind."

I must say I agree with him. Hey, don't crucify me yet, I love women, after all, my mum is a woman too. #Lol

Enough story, here's why I agree with that thought of old which says,"women are a necessary evil."

1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man.

2. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.

3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

4. If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.

5. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.

6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

7. If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

8. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

9. If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

10. If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

11 If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

12 If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

13 If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Simply put: "You can't live with women neither can you live without them."

I rest my case.

You are a complete misogynist! angry

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 1:09am On Nov 13, 2015

all4naija:
You are a complete misogynist!

On the contrary sir, I love women and am all for their emancipation.

But I guess some people can't just bear to hear the truth. *shrugs*

By the way, my write-up was ironic and was meant to praise women. Maybe you should read it again.

Thanks.

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by ihatebuhari(f): 7:35am On Nov 13, 2015

No woman is evil

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 6:46pm On Aug 04, 2016

ihatebuhari:
No woman is evil

All women are evil.
No exception cheesy

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by eminent007(op): 6:46pm On Aug 04, 2016

ihatebuhari:
No woman is evil

All women are evil.
No exception cheesy

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by sainttwist1(m): 7:44pm On Aug 04, 2016

money over woman

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by kuchikau: 8:07pm On Aug 04, 2016

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 8:11pm On Aug 04, 2016

Op get the clear understanding of the word 'EVIL' before you use it. Its obvious you have no knowledge of your key word undecided

Re: The Evil Called WOMAN. by Nobody: 8:37am On Aug 06, 2016

Not all women are evil check the family line .

Please everyone a small background check on who you intend to date will save you from nonsense

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