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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 11:37pm On Nov 12, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Monday
Lol..yap.


MY last FTC 4 d week.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 12:16am On Nov 13, 2015
#copied


No b small fight for my area today ooooh . A nursery 1 pupil in a Danfo bus from school was reciting d day's lesson at school: . "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll b a chick! . ""If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I'll b a cub! . ""If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I'll be a prince! . "The danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't.......Then the driver shouted, "What if ur mum na prostitute & ur dad na armed robber?"........ . D boy replied, "I'll be a danfo driver!........... and that was how the fight started! Who first find trouble

Goodnite/Good morning,everyone!
GideonG and Nicky058,the both of u just went AWOL.
MzLarem MyLarem crycry

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 12:19am On Nov 13, 2015
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by abayskia(m): 3:55am On Nov 13, 2015
MzLarem:
believe me,there was/is no beef..I was enjoying his tantrums.
k...na me dey throw tantrums?
I am going to bed,when i wake up,we shall continue.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 4:05am On Nov 13, 2015
TopeQs:
it was fine.........
nice, good morning
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 4:06am On Nov 13, 2015
DharmyYinks:

He should run away frm u naa. Re u in skul? U ve started lectures??
yes sir, av been in sch since Monday and av started receiving lecture since Monday and also ding my reg
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 4:07am On Nov 13, 2015
DharmyYinks:
Haywhy911
Mzlarem
Jerryspan
Duke419 Duke59
Nicky058..etc


Wer art thou?
Na light dey yab me ooo, no light truawt Wednesday. Jst ad to charge in sch
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 4:08am On Nov 13, 2015
lhorla:
lol,its LHORLA.....Good evening
noted ma
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 4:09am On Nov 13, 2015
haywhy911:
Good morning everyone! Hope y'all enjoyed ur nite?

Where is Nicky058?
so u jst remember me shey? No p
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 4:09am On Nov 13, 2015
haywhy911:
#copied


No b small fight for my area today ooooh . A nursery 1 pupil in a Danfo bus from school was reciting d day's lesson at school: . "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll b a chick! . ""If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I'll b a cub! . ""If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I'll be a prince! . "The danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't.......Then the driver shouted, "What if ur mum na prostitute & ur dad na armed robber?"........ . D boy replied, "I'll be a danfo driver!........... and that was how the fight started! Who first find trouble

Goodnite/Good morning,everyone!
GideonG and Nicky058,the both of u just went AWOL.
MzLarem MyLarem crycry
lolsss no be like dat jor
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DAV001(m): 4:18am On Nov 13, 2015
:DNICKY YOU ARE SIGHTED cool.GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL.HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL AND DREAMT OF THE ADMISSION LIST.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 5:13am On Nov 13, 2015
Tobihence:
nah so we see am ooo...d matter don dey get Kay leg
God go deliver us frm dis spirit of next week.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:25am On Nov 13, 2015
Nicky058:
lolsss no be like dat jor
ohcheesycheesy,Nicky? Ilorin is a village o. Good morning! Hope u've been 5n? How is skul?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:32am On Nov 13, 2015
haywhy911:
A murderer is
condemned to death. He
has to choose between
three rooms. The first
is full of raging fires,
the second is full of
assassins with loaded
guns, and the third is
full of lions that haven't
eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest
for him?


WHERE ARE MY SMARTIES? COME AND PROVE YOUR METTLE! .
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 6:36am On Nov 13, 2015
Nicky058:
nice, good morning
good morning oh

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by BIDOO(m): 6:59am On Nov 13, 2015
IDtheBlogger:
pls who knows if you can tranfer from one faculty/department to another in unilorin @200Level
It's as easy as camel that enter needle eyes............grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 7:15am On Nov 13, 2015
IDGAF:

Oh my God! I was a lector in Lagos! See dat we gat things in common! Lol

My mum called last nyt and was on my neck about joining a society in church.So,continuing with the Board of Lectors won't be a bad idea(Though I left since 2007)
awesome! Since 2007?...not a problem! I will send u my number to your mail so u can call me so dt I can explain d process better. See you on saturday then.

Welcome to STAC Board of Lectors....a home away from home.....(funny)..Ciao.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 7:25am On Nov 13, 2015
haywhy911:
A murderer is
condemned to death. He
has to choose between
three rooms. The first
is full of raging fires,
the second is full of
assassins with loaded
guns, and the third is
full of lions that haven't
eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest
for him?


WHERE ARE MY SMARTIES? COME AND PROVE YOUR METTLE! .
I will choose d 2nd room..As a murderer, I will know how to negotiate with those assassins but if they don't want to negotiate, we will kill ourselves inside d room.. gringringrin



Good morning to u all..Hope u all had a great nyt.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 7:29am On Nov 13, 2015
IDtheBlogger:
pls who knows if you can tranfer from one faculty/department to another in unilorin @200Level
Yes but the probability is 0.2 undecidedundecidedundecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 7:31am On Nov 13, 2015
Akjwyzepal:
God go deliver us frm dis spirit of next week.
Yes ooo..We've started saying next week since last three weeks..Unilorin is just unpredictable this year.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaazsanni(m): 7:36am On Nov 13, 2015
haywhy911:
cheesy Where is he sef? Fawaazsanni,u better nt try anytin with Mero. Am serious o angry. In 2 weeks time,i'll be there to monitor u personally. Mero,dnt even smile with him sef.
cheesy grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by beejayodus(m): 7:37am On Nov 13, 2015
Morning, everyone. Please, is there any pre-admission programme like pre-degree or diploma programme that one can undergo in UNILORIN? If yes, which programm? And is the form still out?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 7:39am On Nov 13, 2015
Ridwan1821:
I will choose d 2nd room..As a murderer, I will know how to negotiate with those assassins but if they don't want to negotiate, we will kill ourselves inside d room.. gringringrin



Good morning to u all..Hope u all had a great nyt.
LOL,Impossible. The third room is d best. Lions that haven't eaten in three years can't be alive. Good morning,bro
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Feranmi4christ(m): 7:41am On Nov 13, 2015
good morning palzzz, how was ur night......
I thank God for adding a year to my age today, and I say happy birthday to me.








#naa2ndListSurePass
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 7:53am On Nov 13, 2015
beejayodus:
Morning, everyone. Please, is there any pre-admission programme like pre-degree or diploma programme that one can undergo in UNILORIN? If yes, which programm? And is the form still out?
Remedial
The form isn't out yet
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by boombay(m): 8:10am On Nov 13, 2015
I can smell the admission list grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by beejayodus(m): 8:10am On Nov 13, 2015
NOBODYY:

Remedial
The form isn't out yet
Thanks for your response. Please, when is the form most likely to be out? Besides, can successful candidates resume this year?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:21am On Nov 13, 2015
fawaazsanni:
cheesy grin
angryangry go to school! Dnt try anyting crazy today o.


Good morning,bro.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by razor123(m): 8:22am On Nov 13, 2015
Feranmi4christ:
good morning palzzz, how was ur night......

I thank God for adding a year to my age today, and I say happy birthday to me









#naa2ndListSurePass

Happy birthday bro. Your success is sure
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Drandrew: 8:25am On Nov 13, 2015
1ST/2ND BATCH ADMISSION LIST 2015\16 SESSION IS OUT FOR THOSE THAT HAVE NOT SEEN THEIR NAME AND SEEKING ADMISSION INTO 3RD BATCH,SURPLEMENTRY AND FINALL ADMISSION LIST CONTACT ADMIN OFFICE OR MR Andrew _ 081-4655-8519 FOR HELP
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DAV001(m): 8:26am On Nov 13, 2015
Feranmi4christ:
good morning palzzz, how was ur night......

I thank God for adding a year to my age today, and I say happy birthday to me.









#naa2ndListSurePass
HBD LLnP
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DAV001(m): 8:28am On Nov 13, 2015
boombay:
I can smell the admission list grin
SMELL MY NAME TOO

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