Its some how funny to say because I never knew I was chatting wit my cousin in Nairaland. Nairaland has become my 2nd home wen ever am bored, but dn't lik to b a member of the group because of some comments I do see. They always pure insult on innocent people but I always feel @ home in Nairaland because of some comments.
I became a member of this site because of a comment. Afta reading d comment I decided to b a member because I want 2 mak dat person my frnd. Afta registration I decided to search for her name nd wen I saw her name, I surveyed her profile there was Ntnin lik error of closure. I decided 2 take an offset which is her email nd tins started going well as usual. Though she stays in benin while am in Abraka Delta state, she ignored d barrier of distance by comin to abraka. When I saw her, I was already in 11km of the Troposphere because she is naturally beautiful. saving your tim nd my time, I took her home, nd we started gisting nd she told me her Dad is from my village, immediately she told me her Dad is 4rm my village, my heart started dancing in d air, nd going straight to d issue, she called her Dad's name wu hapns to b my uncle, I ws left naked in my conscience because I could have done smtin bad to my own cousin, I took her 2 my mum wu confirmed her 2 b my cousin. Plz all men nd women in d houz plz always take ur children home to avoid story dt can never change. it ws un4gettable experience 4 me. Today we are so close in our family

op how you didn't ask her out unknowingly

U nr Dey shame na woman con mak u register for Nairaland

Lol... sh!t happens sumtimez u know..move along

Favparis:
op how you didn't ask her out unknowingly

I hv never seen her b4, afta exchanging number via email, tins started going on, it ws d ist tim 2 even c her

Favparis:
op how you didn't ask her out unknowingly

U ar very correct

Jusmudi:
U nr Dey shame na woman con mak u register for Nairaland

Bros is nt al abt shame, but love insulted me

KashyBaby:
Lol... sh!t happens sumtimez u know..move along

You ar rite, bt am angry wit my uncle 4 nt bringing his children home

Nairaland111:

Bros his nt al abt shame, but love insulted me

Ok if u nr gree say na shame, den send me her number 4 my email

Im hoping to meet my lost twin here too

Nairaland111:

I hv never seen her b4, afta exchanging number via email, tins started going on, it ws d ist tim 2 even c her

Wow................. This is weird

Jusmudi:
Ok if u nr gree say na shame, den send me her number 4 my email

Lolz u ar nt serious

Jusmudi:
Ok if u nr gree say na shame, den send me her number 4 my email

Lolz u ar nt serious

MhizTessy:
Im hoping to meet my lost twin here too

Wat hapd, to ur twin

obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]congratulations! You just murdered English[/size]

Je-su Bros nr kill me b4 my time ooooooooo

MhizTessy:
Im hoping to meet my lost twin here too

I am he

MhizTessy:
Im hoping to meet my lost twin here too

I mayb d 1 ooooooooo

Favparis:


Wow................. This is weird

Hope u ar nt my 2nd cousin ooooooooo

Cutehector:
I am he

U nr go kill person ooooooooo

Am glad you didn't fucck her.

jonaifame22:

God Dey c u ooooooooo

Nairaland111:

U nr go kill person ooooooooo

lol.. Ministry needs to move to zion...

edward1984:




Not just simple murder. Raped, beaten, then murdered..

Oghen, hope say I nr mak mistake ooooooooo

MhizTessy:
Im hoping to meet my lost twin here too

Lmooo see me here my dear sister

Cutehector:
lol.. Ministry needs to move to zion...

Hope say our president nr mak u minister of women affair

obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]congratulations! You just murdered English[/size]

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if the accused pleads guilty as charged in this honourable court , the jury will present an option of bail and of cos a fine.

iliyande:

Lmooo see me here my dear sister

Assuming say na boy u 4 nr toc ooooooooo

Please who help me see my cousin sister 's nephew i heard nairaland is now the place to find lost relatives that's why i registered. Lol am just playing.
Op i know how it must have felt after you have fantasized the banging process before meeting her. But thank God you are the discussing type unlike my guy iyke who just goes straight to business

Nairaland111:
Hope u ar nt my 2nd cousin ooooooooo

Oga Abeg na