Sometimes I wonder what physical features men share with their wife before they got married, for me I share the following:

1 the same university
2 height
3 church
4 the same month of birth

Difference:

1 different state
2 dark skin and light skin
3 different language

Same Uni and Church

Suprisingly Nothing

Diametrically opposed.

For the taken ones,ure called

BANK ACCOUNT

Different height, Different Church, Different Skin Colour, Different month of birth, different football clubclub, Different ethnic group but share same love, there's love in diversity

Still single, so nothing to tell..

The same sound of #FART.......

Bed

We both like fight. The make up process afterwards is always "heavenly".

we've not met yet!
that's what we share in common for now!

The future holds it all...

Error404.

Still single but not searching

We both have Kids.

biz2get:
BANK ACCOUNT

Ur own serious

In other news
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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

otswag:
We both like fight

which kind fight na? mortal kombat? wrestling?

or u mean "fight night 4" na dat one dey sweet pass..









God pls help me stay away from romace section

it don corrupt ma mind die

I cannot categorically tell you now



Meanwhile... This woman has been searching for the poster above me


Help me inform him

We share the same football club, she was a Manchester Utd fan before now, I gave her an ultimatum to became an Arsenal fan.

If she was a Chelsea fan prior to now she would have ended as my girlfriend! (No apologies to Chelsea fans)

When I moved in about the motion about her changing to the Pride of London (Arsenal) ... she just said: "Baby haba naw!" When I looked at her with my sexy bad eyes, she said: "Ok baby no vex, I'm a Gunner as from henceforth" and she updated the news on her BBM profile immediately

Oh yeah.... I'm not married yet but I share my bed with my girlfriend

anochuko01:
q

aaamos:
S

sammieguze:
1

Jusmudi:
G

Are those what you guys share with your wives?

Only Bed

it gonna be fun.. Lemme sit down here!

biz2get:
BANK ACCOUNT

Did you marry your twin sister?

Bet 80% of Nairalanders are not yet married. 10% have no intentions of getting married all thanks to "KILLJOY" that retarrded sophist.

Brytawon:
Men now only marry from churches after dem do finish work outside. Dariz God o.

Women nko? if u want to see real "fallen Olympus(es)" go to churches

bunmioguns:
I cannot categorically tell you now
Meanwhile... This woman has been searching for the poster above me
Help me inform him

bros wetin i do you na

I'm coming

demarc001:

Ur own serious

NA ONE MIND BRO!!!