Same product of fone

[quote author=demarc001 post=40016888]
Ur own serious

In other news
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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back

on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!![

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Revised standerd version.

We use the same tooth paste

biz2get:
BANK ACCOUNT

Eya, kpele o.

error

Our three kids

azuson:
Some times I wonder what physical features men share with their wife before they got married, for me I share the following
1 thesame university
2 height
3 church
4 thesame Month of birth


Difference

1diferent state
2 dark skin and light skin
3 different language

We were both born by mothers

Stop jerking off to this nonsense. None of this suggests a happy marriage or a lengthy one.

May be some, social status

otswag:
We both like fight. The make up process afterwards is always "heavenly".

AMEN!!!

EgunMogaji:


Eya, kpele o.

LOL!! BUT SHE SABI CREDIT THAN DEBIT THO

Jusmudi:

Ole

ME VS YOU!!!

Everywhere we go, they keep asking... 'is she your sister'. .. Upon say dem de see ring for our hand.. .

But We resemble sha...

SAME ROOM!

dark skin

same secondary school

he was in ss3... I was in js2..

September born....

Dark skinned....

2nd son, 2nd daughter...

share same hobby- photography...

we don't know each other. we've never met.

1. Same love
2. Same sec. Sch
3. Same state


Every other thing is different

ify84:
Everywhere we go, they keep asking... 'is she your sister'. .. Upon say dem de see ring for our hand.. .

But We resemble sha...

pls pic

lekjons:
Women nko? if u want to see real "fallen Olympus(es)" go to churches :-Xbros wetin i do you na

Abeg no vex

i will tell y'all in 4 years time.

We share both genotype and blood group together. I share my boxers with her sometimes if i just buy new ones.

marrying someone who resembles you takes courage in my opinion.

Truckpusher:
I share Boxers with freecocoa

Lol, you better bring proof, these days you can't just say stuff on here just like that.

freecocoa:
Lol, you better bring proof, these days you can't just say stuff on here just like that.

Proof of you on my boxers?

Oya wait , make I upload am.
You haf died in my hand today.

azuson:
Some times I wonder what physical features men share with their wife before they got married, for me I share the following
1 thesame university
2 height
3 church
4 thesame Month of birth


Difference

1diferent state
2 dark skin and light skin
3 different language

We met whilst working for the same Company.

I'm not married yet and I'm gonna marry a man...... but if I had a wife

We'd both share music taste
We'd share our love for abacha
We'd share our affinity for sleeping näked
We'd both want twins/triplets

SAME CHAIR!

Truckpusher:
Proof of you on my boxers?

Oya wait , make I upload am.
You haf died in my hand today.

Uplaod make we see, I no wan join the list of people who have been scandalized on here biko.

Same name,

Same tribe

Same local government area

Same height

Same month of birth

Most of all, same love is shared between us.....

splashyii:
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Pls call: 07053133504 (within Lagos) PS We also make your meals for you in the comfort of your home.

May the lord bless your hustle

azuson:
Sometimes I wonder what physical features men share with their wife before they got married, for me I share the following:

1 the same university
2 height
3 church
4 the same month of birth

Difference:

1 different state
2 dark skin and light skin
3 different language

my cucumber and her pussy, we share it every night .she give me I give her, tho not married yet......