obiorathesubtle:
every hold over my life! Destroy by fire!

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Nairaland111:
Ooo, MFM member

obiorathesubtle:
hehehe. No o.

Nairaland111:

U dey take Origin?

drnairalov:

lol yes bro

obiorathesubtle:
[b][size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]

i refer your lordship to late lord Dennin quote in UAC V. MCFOY (1962) AC 152

"you can't place something on nothing and expect it to stand"

the prosecution are yet to make substantial argument as to why my client should suffer for an offence not recognized by the law. it is a baseless argument and we urge this court to strike out this hearing as this whole exercise by the prosecution is illegal and illogical.

*I rest my case your honour *

*dusting my wig and gown*
(man if there was a judge i don finish u )

drnairalov:


[b]
i refer your lordship to late lord Dennin quote in UAC V. MCFOY (1962) AC 152

"you can't place something on nothing and expect it to stand"

the prosecution are yet to make substantial argument as to why my client should suffer for an offence not recognized by the law. it is a baseless argument and we urge this court to strike out this hearing as this whole exercise by the prosecution is illegal and illogical.

*I rest my case your honour *

*dusting my wig and gown*
(man if there was a judge i don finish u )

obiorathesubtle:
you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )

drnairalov:


[b]
i refer your lordship to late lord Dennin quote in UAC V. MCFOY (1962) AC 152

"you can't place something on nothing and expect it to stand"

the prosecution are yet to make substantial argument as to why my client should suffer for an offence not recognized by the law. it is a baseless argument and we urge this court to strike out this hearing as this whole exercise by the prosecution is illegal and illogical.

*I rest my case your honour *

*dusting my wig and gown*
(man if there was a judge i don finish u )

obiorathesubtle:
you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )

Jusmudi:

u b warri pikin? C as u use sence dulge d question

Nairaland111:

mak I laugh u in chinese hahahahahahLolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhahahahahah, u respect am, I nr go giv u my cousin, am proud of u, kudos u displayed wat I Bliv I can't display

obiorathesubtle:
hehe. Go sidan. If your cousin fine wella, I go take am with my good looks, I no need you to gv me am

Nairaland111:
Its some how funny to say because I never new I was chatting wit my cousin in Nairaland. Nairaland has become my 2nd home wen ever am bored, but dn't lik to b a member of the group because of some comments I do see. They always pure insult on innocent people but I always feel @ home in Nairaland because of some comments.
I became a member of this site because of a comment. Afta reading d comment I decided to b a member because I want 2 mak dat person my frnd. Afta registration I decided to search for her name nd wen I saw her name, I surveyed her profile there was Ntnin lik error of closure. I decided 2 take an offset which is her email nd tins started going well as usual. Though she stays in benin while am in Abraka Delta state, she ignored d barrier of distance by comin to abraka. When I saw her, I was already in 11km of the Troposphere because she is naturally beautiful. saving your tim nd my time, I took her home, nd we started gisting nd she told me her Dad is from my village, immediately she told me her Dad is 4rm my village, my heart started dancing in d air, nd going straight to d issue, she called her Dad's name wu hapns to b my uncle, I ws left nicked in my conscience because I could have done smtin bad to my own cousin, I took her 2 my mum wu confirmed her 2 b my cousin. Plz all men nd women in d houz plz always take ur children how to avoid story dt can never change. it ws un4gettable experience 4 me. Today we remain d best in our family

itstpia8:

check the membership figures, it says 1.4 million plus members.

Jusmudi:

U dey mak mouth, beauty na her name

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.connect me to her whether I no go dy date her within 1week

Nairaland111:

Na my cousin u won use take do practical?

obiorathesubtle:
you no dy use other people cousin do practical?

obiorathesubtle:
you no dy use other people cousin do practical?

obiorathesubtle:
you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )

drnairalov:

lol

Nairaland111:
Bros e never reach lik dt ooooooooo

Akposkool:
Please who help me see my cousin sister 's nephew i heard nairaland is now the place to find lost relatives that's why i registered. Lol am just playing.
Op i know how it must have felt after you have fantasized the banging process before meeting her. But thank God you are the discussing type unlike my guy iyke who just goes straight to business

obiorathesubtle:
no ves na. No take me serious

Nairaland111:
We go take u serious

obiorathesubtle:
no vex na. Make I pay fine?

Nairaland111:

Je-su, yes pay 1 million or I grand u bail wit ur sista

Jusmudi:
Bros were u dey stay?

Nairaland111:

Hw much u won pay

Jusmudi:
Tel me jor

Nairaland111:

U nr c am 4 my profile? Abraka Delta state