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angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

she for talk 1050#

My wife dey vex for me 'cos I'm a pro in this. Learnt from my mum though.

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Loools. Hope you are learning the skills..

LOL, that's my mom. It seems many Nigerian mothers are like this.

You will just start feeling bad for the seller after a while...

Hafyz23:
By d time she'd divide the price into 5,I wud just put my hands on my head say "mogbe".
I remember one day, I even shouted "Maami how could you price diz leather sandals #400 when d seller said it's #1200 last?"

LOL

End Time

Dyt:
Iya idaya will even say 1700

so Ur name is idayat I catch u idayat turn dyt

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Dat mum nah from ijebu for sure

My aunty once priced beef wey get price tag for one store owned by a Pakistani for UK. I jst dey smh for am

I bet my children say same thing about me

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Lol

dominique:
My dad haggles harder than my mum. It used to get tiring watching them going back and forth agreeing on the cost of stuff. I do it myself but definitely not a pro like my folks.

Seconded...

I hate haggling

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

I just love my mum, too much

The general notion up north is that Yorubas do that a lot. Part of the reason they are called bayarbe in Hausa

lolsss

Lol! My mum go begin from N500 dey price am sef. She sabi waste time for mkt wella!

When u too price from a Yoruba woman, she will abuse you then u go comot, Hausa man go just look you comot for ur front, ibo men go abuse u, yaab ur mama, yaab ur papa, u fit chop slap join but na ibo men saabi Price chaii

This is the perfect example of my mum

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

My mum still wouldn't send me to the market cos she thinks I will waste her money. She has a bargaining strength. I don't know if she got it as a talent from heaven.

Yoruba women

Mothers tho. God bless them for us.

Yours is fair ...! Mine fit dey waka go till we reach the market.! Most times, I will just tell her to be going nd that I will meet her half the way or even at the bus stop. because I know say she go dey price bike money till she reach bus-stop!


All in all, I still love her and may she keep resting in the bosom of God.

WeedSeller:
When I was stil lil-young.." Before we qo see bike(okada) to climb na die weneva we goi sumwea;since dad nodey stay wit us cuz of work..Na bike most tyms'.. All bcuz mum wll b bargaining frm 100 to 50 frm 70 to 40..imaqine..# sumtyms I go vex nd stop to dey follow ah;she go dey waka dey go dey wave bike.

I go stil run after ah weda d bike man go gree' ..And its nt really bout nt avin money' ah salary is slightly above 100k sef..She just "loves managinq"..

WeedSeller:
When I was stil lil-young.." Before we qo see bike(okada) to climb na die weneva we goi sumwea;since dad nodey stay wit us cuz of work..Na bike most tyms'.. All bcuz mum wll b bargaining frm 100 to 50 frm 70 to 40..imaqine..# sumtyms I go vex nd stop to dey follow ah;she go dey waka dey go dey wave bike.

I go stil run after ah weda d bike man go gree' ..And its nt really bout nt avin money' ah salary is slightly above 100k sef..She just "loves managinq"..

there's really no need to explain how much comes in

The economy in Nigeria is bad, and sometimes i get hurt pricing, I remember trying to buy a bag i priced to 1500 but the man said 2000 last, i decided to go...choi if u see the way the man was begging me, saying market no dey move... I looked at the whole store and i am like i am worth more than this, this man might have kids back home while he struggled in the scorching sun for meager amount. decided to pay 2,500 for the bag... dude was so happy ehn,

sometimes the way nigerians price is just pure wickedness!!!!

on a side note u ve to be wise, some peeps too dey over inflate price

daretodiffer:
I hate haggling

But you have to know how to do it! Its one thing I believe women should have; as its a good managerial skill. Even if you're rich and can buy all the seller's good.

My own Mom be like.....how much last? When you tell her, she will then start bargaining!

Most times, I go dey wonder why she's asking for d last price when she's know she will still price it down!

I love every bargaining mothers!

U enter computer village go price phone, you go regret the reason why u wan change phone , u enter alaba go price electronics, that day u go know different btw electronics and alaba boiz, u enter katangwa go price cloth, that day u go know sey the cloth wey u wear go no be first grade. . Our women can price for naija , dem fit price the amount of food morning their husband go dey drop after salary .. Women I lie?

drnairalov:
The economy in Nigeria is bad, and sometimes i get hurt pricing, I remember trying to buy a bag i priced to 1500 but the man said 2000 last, i decided to go...choi if u see the way the man was begging me, saying market no dey move... I looked at the whole store and i am like i am worth more than this, this man might have kids back home while he struggled in the scorching sun for meager amount. decided to pay 2,500 for the bag... dude was so happy ehn,

sometimes the way nigerians price is just pure wickedness!!!!

You must be a jjc o. Do you know how highly they inflate prices due to this haggling thing? Some increase prices by 100% sometimes and they don't care about you but your money! Wake up, this is Nigeria.