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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 6:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
Lol not mums alone,so many ladies are guilty of it-even guys.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by onatisi(m): 6:25pm On Nov 15, 2015
njays24:
Lol not mums alone,so many ladies are guilty of it-even guys.
anytime my gf is haggling with conductors or drivers ,I just give the driver or conductor a sign not to argue that I will pay.once he agrees with my gf ,come see how my gf will be feeling happy about winning the haggling. grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by ril19(m): 6:37pm On Nov 15, 2015
Izzy002:
End Time
This One Dey Rep Lasisi
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by ADENIKETINA2015(f): 6:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
[quote author=angieberry post=39561300]My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD





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Give me some jor
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by NasNation(m): 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
Lolz...is ur mum an economist?
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy






so funny......couldn't help but laugh
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by blessedfavoured: 7:55pm On Nov 15, 2015
Lol I'll never forget the day I priced a toilet bag from 500 to 200, after the woman agreed I asked her if the bag comes with the soap case, tooth brush holder, shower cap and sponge that were inside... Lmaoo She so cussed me out. She called me "alara gbigbe bi ayan" meaning; My dry body like that of a cockcroach

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by kenoz(m): 8:30pm On Nov 15, 2015
grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Abuloma80(f): 8:32pm On Nov 15, 2015
[quote author=ADENIKETINA2015 post=40054532][/quote]

While this one is an IPOB Mum.

Aboki's Mum will be:-

Mum... Mallam how much is this ?
Seller... Its N3000.
Mum...... Nawa ne gaskiyan (Say the truth how much is it)
Seller.....Gaskiya its N4000. Ko a saya , ko a bari. (Buy it or leave it, it is N4000)
Mum...... Ok take . (she gives the N4000)
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by scabit: 8:35pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy

My dear, I would say that it seems we have the kind of mum!
Since 2010, I refused to follow my mum for any kind of shopping, even if to buy purewater! Abeg I no fit shout but love the woman always!
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by scabit: 8:41pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy


My dear, I will say that we have the same kind of mum! Since 2010, I refused to follow her for any kind of shopping, even to buy water to drink! abeg I no fit shout but alway love her!
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Hafyz23(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
Yieldings:
LOL, that's my mom. It seems many Nigerian mothers are like this. smiley

You will just start feeling bad for the seller after a while... sad




LOL
Exactly

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by OlufemiWhit(m): 9:31pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
Lmao....dis happens to me alot
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by AngelofGod(f): 9:51pm On Nov 15, 2015
I remembered when My mum sent me to buy half bottle of palm oil from Iya Regina. I bought it @ #70 but my mum was like...... Lailai what Iya mutiu is selling #60 go and return it and buy from Iya mutiu. I go just go to my small ATM box ( kolo) remove #10 and pay my mum sharpally

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by softvio(m): 10:48pm On Nov 15, 2015
I could recall the day my mum bought a watch from one of this a.bok.is.. The seller told her 3000 . Guess what, my mum finally bought it for 300..i wan cry for the seller
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by macklef(m): 10:56pm On Nov 15, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

[s]Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun[/s] cheesy
Mum: my friend, na wetin i get be that i still wan buy plenty things for market.
mum: make i dey go?

Seller: madam no vex i no fit sell am that way, next time

Mum: walks away stylishly.

Seller: *analysing the depth of mum working away* oya madam come take am

Mum:opens bag and brings out 800naira, i no no say my moni no reach 1,000 o, no vex. *walks away again*

Seller: oya come take am. God dey watch u madam

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Febby9(m): 11:13pm On Nov 15, 2015
GP2015:
Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>
..pls @ dat pics...di u hv d game for pc...am looking for it....ado u hv a link
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 15, 2015
I luv it when my mum goes shopping in a superstore like shoprite. She just picks everything that catches her fancy and drops it in the shopping cart.....when I ask her why she's not bothered by the price tag she says ' son, once a price can be placed on it, it is tainted' i.e. ti o ba ti ni ye, abukun ti kan
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by wiZbanky(m): 11:31pm On Nov 15, 2015
Dyt:

You want to turn Mario niyen? Idaya to dun Idaya to shion Idaya to fine Wan ma n pe ni omo ti kowe tondo cheesy cheesy
oti f*cck up..gbe pix e si, lemme see dat ur "didan" face Who knows, maybe we can mingle sef cheesy
Dyt:

You want to turn Mario niyen? Idaya to dun Idaya to shion Idaya to fine Wan ma n pe ni omo ti kowe tondo cheesy cheesy
oti f*cck up..gbe pix e si, lemme see dat ur "didan" face Who knows, maybe we can mingle sef
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by AreaFada2: 3:42am On Nov 16, 2015
dominique:
My dad haggles harder than my mum. It used to get tiring watching them going back and forth agreeing on the cost of stuff. I do it myself but definitely not a pro like my folks.

A very good lesson in resource management.

Stretches the money far.

Why work hard for money and use "bigmanity" to give it away easily?
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by richard870(m): 6:40am On Nov 16, 2015
GP2015:
Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>
Mine grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Souljaboi1: 11:47am On Nov 16, 2015
Dyt:


You want to turn Mario niyen?
Idaya to dun
Idaya to shion
Idaya to fine
Wan ma n pe ni omo ti kowe tondo
cheesy cheesy

Oloorun angry

Goan baff grin grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by TOYNEX(f): 12:16pm On Nov 16, 2015
softvio:
I could recall the day my mum bought a watch from one of this a.bok.is.. The seller told her 3000 . Guess what, my mum finally bought it for 300..i wan cry for the seller
what if she had paid #3000..? what can be sold for #300 cost less than that for d buyer, nobody will sell below his/cost.... It's business... that's y women are good home managers and financial adviser for men....
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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by daphid25(m): 12:31pm On Nov 16, 2015
Lmao!!!
Nigerian mum
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Dyt(f): 2:54pm On Nov 16, 2015
Souljaboi1:


Oloorun angry

Goan baff grin grin


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by duduade: 5:06pm On Nov 16, 2015
demolinka:
Hehehe! Nigerian mothers dey price fire
and it could be so embarrassing. .. sometimes shame dey catch me.. I go just shift go her back till the haggling is over...especially for Lagos market. .. Balogun et al...
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by flightz(f): 6:12pm On Nov 16, 2015
braine:



LOl!!!! It's coz you allow emotions enter into the haggling. Don't think of how the seller feels. Try reducing the price as much as you can! My own rule of thumb is to always slash any price the tell me by 50% first. Then the seller's body language would tell if you should up the amount or slash further.

Negotiating skills is very essential for a man o. A babe would be scamming someone like you wella. The rule is to Always Slash!
exactly how I was tot but I'm often too shy to haggle hard. I dey fear insults and scene creation.
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by flightz(f): 6:14pm On Nov 16, 2015
Dyt:

You want to turn Mario niyen? Idaya to dun Idaya to shion Idaya to fine Wan ma n pe ni omo ti kowe tondo cheesy cheesy
ur flirting? Ama tell ur hussy
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by flightz(f): 6:16pm On Nov 16, 2015
Resilience:
Truth is if the seller agrees too quickly for my price, I will feel cheated and that I didn't price well.
exactly. The last watch I bot, I felt cheated the whole day simply coz he agreed quickly
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Nov 16, 2015
I feel like I can't be that kind of mother lol
I'd feel bad for the seller grin
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by shaboti: 4:41am On Nov 17, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
I love my mum

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