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Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by GP2015(m): 7:19pm On Oct 31, 2015
Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 7:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
grin.

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by GP2015(m): 7:45pm On Oct 31, 2015
rexkexmilan:
That mum no just get joy at all grin.

Lol

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Swissheart(f): 8:05pm On Oct 31, 2015
That is it....

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Dyt(f): 8:21pm On Oct 31, 2015
Iya idaya will even say 1700
grin grin grin

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by lilmax(m): 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
But na 2500 I get na grin,abi you no wan sell?

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by demolinka(m): 8:45pm On Oct 31, 2015
Hehehe! Nigerian mothers dey price fire

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by angieberry(f): 9:53pm On Oct 31, 2015
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Ewuro4: 9:59pm On Oct 31, 2015
Dyt:
Iya idaya will even say 1700
grin grin grin

... ' Kini, same material YK abass sells for 800 , no be Korea, 1k jale jor' grin

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Dyt(f): 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2015
Ewuro4:


... ' Kini, same material YK abass sells for 800 , no be Korea, 1k jale jor' grin


grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by NickiRoman: 10:04pm On Oct 31, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
kikikiki grin

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by GP2015(m): 7:38am On Nov 01, 2015
Loool
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Nov 01, 2015
Felt haggling was unnecessary and unfair to the sellers, I was always about “how will they make profit?". That was until I started living on my own. Now I'm a pro haggler just like my mum.

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 12:24am On Nov 02, 2015
When I was stil lil-young.." Before we qo see bike(okada) to climb na die weneva we goi sumwea;since dad nodey stay wit us cuz of work..Na bike most tyms'.. All bcuz mum wll b bargaining frm 100 to 50 frm 70 to 40..imaqine..# sumtyms I go vex nd stop to dey follow ah;she go dey waka dey go dey wave bike.

I go stil run after ah weda d bike man go gree' ..And its nt really bout nt avin money' ah salary is slightly above 100k sef..She just "loves managinq"..

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Chidoks(f): 12:41am On Nov 02, 2015
Your mom tried o.my mum will start with 950 and give info on all other alternatives if you frown at her haggling style.

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by phrezzz: 8:04pm On Nov 02, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
LOL

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Hafyz23(m): 8:36pm On Nov 02, 2015
By d time she'd divide the price into 5,I wud just put my hands on my head say "mogbe".
I remember one day, I even shouted "Maami how could you price diz leather sandals #400 when d seller said it's #1200 last?"
Shout out to all mothers a.k.a. "The home managers"

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by SAMBARRY: 9:08pm On Nov 02, 2015
grin
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by SAMBARRY: 9:08pm On Nov 02, 2015
angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun cheesy

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by GP2015(m): 10:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
Mods FP please
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Kimoni: 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2015
JustTara:
Felt haggling was unnecessary and unfair to the sellers, I was always about “how will they make profit?". That was until I started living on my own. Now I'm a pro haggler just like my mum.

grin grin grin e get some things wey dem no dey teach persin naa grin grin who come teach you naa tongue

Nice one!

@angieberry - I laughed sotaaay


[size=4pt]Why are we called "market women" again?? [/size]

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by armyofone(m): 3:19am On Nov 13, 2015
@ angieberry,

lol but I wouldn't want to be there. If you meet a mean trader with a bad mouth, you will regret haggling. I just don't understand the mark up.

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Vivalavida99(f): 8:11pm On Nov 13, 2015
grin cheesy
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Jeloma: 1:14pm On Nov 15, 2015
lalasticlala

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by ClassCaptain(m): 1:52pm On Nov 15, 2015
lol..

Especially Goods way dem no go later buy... !!!

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by MARKone(m): 2:10pm On Nov 15, 2015
GP2015:
Mum: How much for this cloth?
Seller: Madam na 5K
Mum: Make I give you 4K
Seller: Okay, bring Money
Mum: What of 3k?
Seller: >>>>

Lol no be only moms dey do am. The thing is, a seller tells you 5k, you price it 4k, the seller quickly tells you to bring money, u be like shocked this guy still dey cheat me, as him gree sharp sharp for 4k. Then you ask him, him no go sell for 2k sef.

Second scenario, you really don't wanna buy the item, but you done price cheesy

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by dominique(f): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2015
My dad haggles harder than my mum. It used to get tiring watching them going back and forth agreeing on the cost of stuff. I do it myself but definitely not a pro like my folks.

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by AYOdeji2102: 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2015
Ok
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Berrylite: 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2015
Ok
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by joyluv2008: 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2015
K
Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by biz2get(m): 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2015
My Grandma!!! Was So popular For this Act In Oshodi Market angry angry angry grin


[size=15pt] These are the 15 types of people you’ll find at a Lagos beach[/size]

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Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Nobody: 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2015
Shout out to the real African women who are prudent managers of resources just like Ayo Fayose does in Ekiti state.grin
http://gidilink..com.ng/2015/11/ayo-fayose-and-resilience-of-ekiti.html

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