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i'm most helpful...

MacMaster01:
i'm most helpful...

You've never helped me

amicable09:
Sorry @Nobody, are you also looking for job? Because I have seen this your moniker in a lot of places representing different things at different times and I get confused, I've always wanted to ask and here you have come to say "WE" will get jobs

In Boys Night Out Thread, are you not the one living overseas with your family and driving a car that almost made your friend's sister-in-law to be start chasing you?
In Careers section, once you were looking for someone to help you do your :Dresearch work for a good pay because according to you, your job won't permit you but you are very intelligent, you said.
Then in UBA - YOU are there
In Stanbic IBTC you are right there too
In Peopleplus you are there also
And infact, I have seen you in SHELL and many other threads

Please, I'm only curious because some of those threads started way back in 2012 . What's up? Are seeking or you have sought? lol
I just want to understand the moniker, maybe there are more then one 'Nobody' on Nairaland.

I can't stop laughing

* space booked*

@amicable09, Dat ur joke intentional or not jes made my day

lantessy:
I'm here

you are everywhere

faith2ogesco:
the quietest job lander, the job lander who knows practically every job lander (the all knowing job lander). the most annoying job lander(note: he/she not hated but can pester a lot.

I must follow anyone dat gets dis title...

geobukky:
* space booked*

@amicable09, Dat ur joke intentional or not jes made my day :Dyou are everywhere I must follow anyone dat gets dis title...

Unintentional o , but I just went back to read it and it's funny to me sef...

Forgive me abeg, curiosity on my part

amicable09:
Unintentional o , but I just went back to read it and it's funny to me sef...

Forgive me abeg, curiosity on my part

Lolzzzz

geobukky:
* space booked*
you are everywhere

Yes o geobukky

cc150615:
You've never helped me

You've never needed help

What's happening here?

1.Most friendly (male/female) : down to earth, always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation

2. Always Online Award : Award of the most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section.

3. E-brawler

4.

5. Mr Casanova Award: This is the woman wrapper award. Goes to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.

6. Miss Dainty Award: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.

7.Most connected : Goes to that poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies

8. Most attractive/intriguing Moniker:

9. Award of the Legends: goes to that poster who opened an account before d Nairaland tsunami and has carved a niche for him/herself in the section.

10. Webster Award: goes to the poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c

11. Best thread Derailer

12. Achievers Award: goes to the poster through whom people have gotten jobs this year.

13. Funniest Poster

14. Best Newcomer: someone who became active in the section this year and has made an impact within that time

15. Uncle of the year:

Above all let's make the award fun and lively.

I don't follow, please can someone explain this to me. Thanks guyz.

davide470:
So guys: let's get the ball rolling

Please state the category of awards you want to see and anything else

Most active, Scholar of the JobLand, Most helpful, etc


cc: Olutola88

Most scary moniker.. Me

Please check the first post and the links in it..

Dabosslady:
I don't follow, please can someone explain this to me. Thanks guyz.

MacMaster01:
You've never needed help

Who are the ppl liking this post

Nd u still liked this one?

cc150615:

Who are the ppl liking this post

The aliens

davide470:
So guys: let's get the ball rolling
Please state the category of awards you want to see and anything else
Most active, Scholar of the JobLand, Most helpful, etc

cc: Olutola88

Jagaban of Jobs & Vacancies section, I hail you. Longtime

I want to nominate ooooo


Cassanova: Lero15 and Davide470


Thank you

naanxie:
I want to nominate ooooo



Cassanova: Lero15 and Davide470



Thank you

So soon hi hi hi... The award list hasn't been decided yet

mtor:
So soon hi hi hi... The award list hasn't been decided yet

Nominating in advance noni. lol

naanxie:
I want to nominate ooooo



Cassanova: Lero15 and Davide470



Thank you

Nd the winner is Lero15, Davide470 time don pass

cc150615:
Nd the winner is Lero15, Davide470 time don pass

blood dey hot o

1. Thread Creator of the year: Award for the Person with the most number of sensible job threads

2. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions most

3. Sense maker of the year: An Award for the Person with most number of informed comments on the job section

4. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment

5. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off

6. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt

7. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.

8. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.

9. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.

10. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation

11. Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section

12. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.

13. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.

14. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.

15. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies

16. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who opened an account before the Nairaland tsunami and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section.

17. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c

18. Best thread Derailer: The poster that always changes the flow of a thread. The person that the chat room was created for.

19. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time

20. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.

21. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.

22. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination

cc150615:
Nd the winner is Lero15, Davide470 time don pass

No wahala.

One of my nominee sha won

naanxie:
No wahala.


One of my nominee sha won

And I nominate you and amicable09 for Miss Dainty too

ksstroud:
And I nominate you and amicable09 for Miss Dainty too

If this category will put some dough in my account, I might as well start campaigning and lobbying for the award
If I win, at least I can add it to my CV when applying for 'social media' vacancy post.
*After I stayed back at home and refused honouring sterling bank's interview for social media interns* I should have been there now.