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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 8:36am On Nov 18, 2015

haywhy911:
LOL,No vex na... I will write the next one.. When are they going to release d final shortlist 4 that KonnectAfrika thingy. Cnt wait 4 100k!

lol. You're taking 60k na. FTC Dedicated to MzLarem and Lotusflower. Lotusflower goes home with 60% tho.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:37am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
don't worry its cos we av noh find husband 4u.

Who else agree with me dat we shld marry dis aunty out?

True talk o

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:37am On Nov 18, 2015

quiethollu:
...I humbly accept..i appreciate you for this great honour bestowed upon me itz been a challenging road bt I thank unilorin for giving me the opportunity to receive such a Preston recognition from an amiable and loving father and role model like you ...God bless your wifes and daughter for me

u turn 2 prayer warrior cos of bribe..u'll poo poo ni! angry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Shollaintee(m): 8:38am On Nov 18, 2015

lotusflower:
Yesso,d only legal wife

hmm....alryt bh mzlarem said one of d wives

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:38am On Nov 18, 2015

haywhy911:
nope,u've forgotten. Its not 41

but 4,111 tubers.

Yeeeees! I 4got d 11

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:39am On Nov 18, 2015

Shollaintee:
temmy....hmmm.....shey 100k is nt too much fr mzlarem....she cant finnissh it.

Haha..don't lemme swear 4u dat its u dat will noh finish 100k..wats ur own na! 4 dat increase it 2 150k

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:39am On Nov 18, 2015

Shollaintee:
hmm....alryt bh mzlarem said one of d wives

D others r js concubines

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:39am On Nov 18, 2015

quiethollu:
...I humbly accept..i appreciate you for this great honour bestowed upon me itz been a challenging road bt I thank unilorin for giving me the opportunity to receive such a Preston recognition from an amiable and loving father and role model like you ...God bless your wifes and daughter for me

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 8:40am On Nov 18, 2015

Gud morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:40am On Nov 18, 2015

lotusflower:
Yeeeees! I 4got d 11

be deceiving urselves..

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 8:40am On Nov 18, 2015

haywhy911:
i swear, I hate seeing things like ''there will be no second list". Thank God,senoritacristo is here to dispel all those rumours.

But Boss,how u take know my name? #scared

this guy can whine.....

But seriously, my dear, there is a 2nd list (fact) and your names are on it (fact and faith).....don't let anyone tell otherwise.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:41am On Nov 18, 2015

Ridwan1821:
Gud morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.

Good morning sir..we all did nd u?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 8:41am On Nov 18, 2015

Ridwan1821:
Gud morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.

morning love. No lectures?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:42am On Nov 18, 2015

Temmi001:
lol. You're taking 60k na. FTC Dedicated to MzLarem and Lotusflower. Lotusflower goes home with 60% tho.

Yes ke! Oooshey! 10x o. I no say dat gal go dey jealous now

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:42am On Nov 18, 2015

DharmyYinks oooooooo..wake up,its morning..don't wee wee d bed!

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Shollaintee(m): 8:42am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
Haha..don't lemme swear 4u dat its u dat will noh finish 100k..wats ur own na! 4 dat increase it 2 150k

emabinu.....lemme just pay dt 100....it wunt appen agn

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 8:43am On Nov 18, 2015

Temmi001:
Good morining class. Lotusflower .Welcome back boss gideong.

Senoritacristo, how are you ma.
Mzlarem, learnt you have headache. How are you feeling now?
Uncle abayskia, Itaf tey ayaf seen you oo, what's up?
DharmyYinks and haywhy911, my people.
Nicky058, how's been lectures? What dept ma'am?
Quiethollu, wassup boss.
Rkarang, where u dy o.
Aint going to school today. My 10am-4pm practical for today has been scheduled for next week. I go turn here to Market square.

Market square? okay I'll go get a tent and display my chocolates and different flavours of icecream. The ladies are always welcome under my canopy. Two scopes of vanilla icecream to any pretty lady that smiled, u can call me the ladies man cos the market is square in shape today. Wat do u expect? The 6hrs practical session is being postponed. Mehn how many credit unit is that course? I sometimes missed engineering i'm not gonna lie but I just gotta be real! Thanks 4 d welcome Temmi, I appreciate.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by quiethollu(m): 8:43am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
u turn 2 prayer warrior cos of bribe..u'll poo poo ni!

...є dey pain u ni...like say u sef no dey collect bribe undecided

FYI the 'bribe' is fully earned if u aff issues go and tell Buhari

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Shollaintee(m): 8:43am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
Haha..don't lemme swear 4u dat its u dat will noh finish 100k..wats ur own na! 4 dat increase it 2 150k

emabinu.....lemme just pay dt 100

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Shollaintee(m): 8:43am On Nov 18, 2015

lotusflower:
D others r js concubines

eh en....daz bettr

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 8:44am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
Ashu break into pieces!
Rkarang..d man for the job!

scholars do books. Not fems grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:44am On Nov 18, 2015

quiethollu:
...I humbly accept..i appreciate you for this great honour bestowed upon me itz been a challenging road bt I thank unilorin for giving me the opportunity to receive such a Prestigious recognition from an amiable and loving father and role model like you ...God bless your WIFE and daughter for me

AMEN!!!

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:44am On Nov 18, 2015

Temmi001:
lol. You're taking 60k na. FTC Dedicated to MzLarem and Lotusflower. Lotusflower goes home with 60% tho.

Lotus ooo..she jst gave u dat 60% so dat u won't go nd vex nd drink otapiapia. Don't get too happy.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:45am On Nov 18, 2015

lotusflower:
Yeeeees! I 4got d 11

lol, where do u think we should go to spend d weekend? I think it's time to relive our honeymoon experience

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:46am On Nov 18, 2015

Shollaintee:
emabinu.....lemme just pay dt 100....it wunt appen agn

Good..meet my P.A 4 my acct number.

Who's my P.A sef?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:47am On Nov 18, 2015

Ridwan1821:
Gud morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.

Gud morning bro

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 8:47am On Nov 18, 2015

GideonG:
Market square? okay I'll go get a tent and display my chocolates and different flavours of icecream. The ladies are always welcome under my canopy. Two scopes of vanilla icecream to any pretty lady that smiled, u can call me the ladies man cos the market is square in shape today. Wat do u expect? The 6hrs practical session is being postponed. Mehn how many credit unit is that course? I sometimes missed engineering i'm not gonna lie but I just gotta be real! Thanks 4 d welcome Temmi, I appreciate.

lol. 2units sir.
Btw, haywhy911 loves icecream, pls include him, before he starts crying before me.
Lol, afi ladies ma naaa!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:47am On Nov 18, 2015

quiethollu:
...є dey pain u ni...like say u sef no dey collect bribe FYI the 'bribe' is fully earned if u aff issues go and tell Buhari

it aff turn like dat abi..Efcc will handle dis matter.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Shollaintee(m): 8:47am On Nov 18, 2015

quiethollu:
...є dey pain u ni...like say u sef no dey collect bribe FYI the 'bribe' is fully earned if u aff issues go and tell Buhari

dnt let dat issh reach buhari oo....ko ni funny

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:48am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
Lotus ooo..she jst gave u dat 60% so dat u won't go nd vex nd drink otapiapia. Don't get too happy.

Oooorrrrh. E pain am well well,she wan cry. Ntoooor

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Shollaintee(m): 8:49am On Nov 18, 2015

MzLarem:
Good..meet my P.A 4 my acct number.

Who's my P.A sef?

i wud lov to giv u in persn coz u knw p.a sef can elude wit d money

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 8:49am On Nov 18, 2015

lotusflower:
Big boss,10x dear. Aw av u been?

I'm very fine but not as fine as a sweet lotusflower I guess. Keep keeping it real bae I dey feel ya vibe! Oshey.

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