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Dekatron:
Mofo, I did my WAEC ONCE, I HAD ONE OF THE HIGHEST MARKS IN POST-UTME



I DID JAMB ONCE



I DID GCE in SSS2 and has Bs and some Cs. . . Save for Physics, which I bastardize in SSS3.



I am already in 200L, studying EEE. I have a startup (a tech company), I have a gorgeous girlfriend that will make you drool without a single make up. I am respected and well known in school.




You mofo is here, begging a grl who gives no 3 flying bald Shoki dancing F ucks. . . . . Get a life, smello. . . . You'd wish to have half of my academic accomplishments.






Begging a girl!! A shame to guy-hood !! When I even had a free pass to f uck a punny today. . . . Bruhh, APPLY SENSE

stupidity:
OP PM me, check my signature. an order of an assaulted rifle will do just fine. To kill urself. Shipping is free

Darven:
Let me tell you a little story, okay.

Right, I once both a water melon. I bought it at night driving past an open grocery store on my street. It was dark and I needed to eat some fruit and I just hurriedly bought it.

On getting home, I brought the water melon out of the nylon and to my very surprise, It was dirty and old and almost like it had gotten spoiled. My next decision was to throw it into a dump but something in me just told me to cut it open. So I did and to my very astonishment, lo and behold the inside was as red and juicy as you would ever see in a water melon. I munched the edible red to my delight.

My point is this, things aren't always as they seem, son. Learn to look at things differently. You would go further in life.

Darven:
How long did it take u too write this? 10...15...20 minutes?

Dekatron:
I'm sorry sir. But seriously, LEAVE THE GIRL.





She isn't responding. So many fishes in the ocean! If my GF leaves me today, many others dey (though she is planning to, really cos of distance and aint the romantic m'fucker )



lemme give u hint :-


Are you good in Math, Physics, Literature, Engineering, Philosophy? Name it!!

Open threads that provoke thinking, make comments that make senses, do not be biased and stand tall. Make cool things, write cool things, do cool things. Believe me, GIRLS WILL BEG YOU THEMSELVES. . . THEY WILL SEND PM tire!!




Sorry for the earlier insults, I was angry. I be small boy o. Hence, please stop.

Darven:
Mrsphyno u have been ignoring me since and I can take it no more. Please just reply me Just say something, anything at all even if it's just a single word.

Please before I do something terrible to myself.

Darven:
Mrsphyno u have been ignoring me since and I can take it no more. Please just reply me Just say something, anything at all even if it's just a single word.

Please before I do something terrible to myself.

rheether:
Fool. Kill yourself now please.

rheether:
Fool. Kill yourself now please.

Darven:
Let me tell you a little story, okay.

Right, I once bought a water melon. I bought it at night driving past an open grocery store on my street. It was dark and I needed to eat some fruit and I just hurriedly bought it.

On getting home, I brought the water melon out of the nylon and to my very surprise, It was dirty and old and almost like it had gotten spoiled. My next decision was to throw it into a dump but something in me just told me to cut it open. So I did and to my very astonishment, lo and behold the inside was as red and juicy as you would ever see in a water melon. I munched the edible red to my delight.

My point is this, things aren't always as they seem, son. Learn to look at things differently. You would go further in life.

Bro, You type intelligently & I believe You are an intelligent Person....... So my advice is; Let the Lass Be [that is If you are Really serious], Most of all these Girls are not "Worth" It & I doubt Your "Bone of Contention" Is an Exception.



Look for someone in the real World, Develop the Friendship & Leave this Cyber Stuffs. Thanks .

swiitJese:
Ehn, izit by force?
Biko, harm urself O

RexKexMilann:
Bro, You type intelligently & I believe You are an intelligent Person....... So my advice is; Let the Lass Be [that is If you are Really serious], Most of all these Girls are not "Worth" It & I doubt Your "Bone of Contention" Is an Exception.



Look for someone in the real World, Develop the Friendship & Leave this Cyber Stuffs. Thanks .

Darven:
Mrsphyno u have been ignoring me since and I can take it no more. Please just reply me Just say something, anything at all even if it's just a single word.

Please before I do something terrible to myself.

Darven:
Mrsphyno u have been ignoring me since and I can take it no more. Please just reply me Just say something, anything at all even if it's just a single word.

Please before I do something terrible to myself.

MrCork:
....u wan to kill upr sef ova dakskin female? ......brother. .I dont mean to sound rude but is yor head correct or in correct? (No ofeense)

Darven:
Mrsphyno is prettier than any light skin female in the world.

MrCork:
...brother. .u nid to replace the battery in yor head b4 Monday...If u call chick like mrspico preety then u muss be realy realy dessparate!! (No ofeense)

Darven:
Mrsphyno is prettier than any light skin female in the world.

Darven:
She is pretty. Go put a bullet in your head if you don't agree.

Darven:
Let me tell you a little story, okay.

Right, I once bought a water melon. I bought it at night driving past an open grocery store on my street. It was dark and I needed to eat some fruit and I just hurriedly bought it.

On getting home, I brought the water melon out of the nylon and to my very surprise, It was dirty and old and almost like it had gotten spoiled. My next decision was to throw it into a dump but something in me just told me to cut it open. So I did and to my very astonishment, lo and behold the inside was as red and juicy as you would ever see in a water melon. I munched the edible red to my delight.

My point is this, things aren't always as they seem, son. Learn to look at things differently. You would go further in life.

MrCork:
....even orddnary onila, halfrica, mrs chima & worse of all, andy blaze r better lokkin than her!! (No ofeense)

MrCork:
....if she preety then how comes she not dumb enough to reply to yor dumb mofolick *cry baby* thread?.....bro I swaar am realy tryna help u hear!

obiorathesubtle:
[size=14pt]something like this can come out of your head and you're doing this to yourself over a girl you don't know. I mean, someone you've never seen face to face. Dude, have you been drugged?? Please. I beg you. Stop this thing! You ridicule yourself[/size]

Darven:
I don't care if I ridicule myself. I just want her to reply me.

obiorathesubtle:
ok. Keep it up. At the end of everything. Think on what you've done to yourself

Darven:
That's the point, I haven't actually done anything to myself.

obiorathesubtle:
smh.


I'll say a prayer for you before I sleep today

Darven:
She will reply with time. How are u even helping me?

IamLEGEND1:
don't worry, a month from now you'll look back and think.....

"Dafuq was wrong with me" ?

sugarcoat ur stupídity any way you want, but still doesn't change the fact you're are really, really dumb.... for real. I just look at the nónsense you keep spitting, thinking- surely this guy can't embarrass himself any more than he already has.But every single time,you kicked the definition of joblessness to whole other levels.

I do sincerely hope though that you grow a brain at some point in ur life.

IamLEGEND1:
don't worry, a month from now you'll look back and think.....

"Dafuq was wrong with me" ?

sugarcoat ur stupídity any way you want, but still doesn't change the fact you're are really, really dumb.... for real. I just look at the nónsense you keep spitting, thinking- surely this guy can't embarrass himself any more than he already has.But every single time,you kicked the definition of joblessness to whole other levels.

I do sincerely hope though that you grow a brain at some point in ur life.