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prettythicksme:
Lmao!!u really wanna knw?aproko


I am not crushing on anyone here!!so u can crush pple anyhow u like

Candyrain:
You are very much welcome dear.

How are you?

Omotayor123:

Yes sweetie And i promise not to let go this time around.. .. ..

Just gladly accept me back with your warming arms wrapped against me and my head placed comfortably on your succulent boobs which are like two young roes that are twins which feeds among the lilies and kiss me with your wonderful lips that are sweet like the combination of milk and honey.. .. .. And i shall pass out on your wonderful boobs but my heart shall be awake and it shall say; Open up to me, my love, my dove, my undefiled, for my d**k is filled with veins and my scrotum is filled with pap, i have put off my coat, how shall i put it in? i have unzipped my zip, how shall i insert it??



That's a love song to you my love

Oyind17:
Busy, maybe network. Fast and pray I go send you something for sure.

Oyind17:
Busy, maybe network. Fast and pray I go send you something for sure.

Jolllyjoy:

kinglekan:
Name: HRH Oba Lekan Numero uno

Age: Can't seem to find my birth cert

Occupation: In pursuit of happiness

Are you single, dating or married :

Those u like on Romance Section: Twaci, Cyndax, Kwencypresh,Kingtom,jefferyjamez, lekinz, winetapper, stephenqueen, stfuareyougod,Adeh39, Iamkingzlee, Mhizkel, laveda, Eniqurl, Thesonofmark, iamcharis, ronald4lif, Mzpecs, tosyne2much, Beamborla, wristbangle, prettythicksme, Michellla, Omavik, Mznelly, Sleekyshuga, MrsChima etcc


Mehn the list is endless. Phew!!!

Those u dislike on Romance section: [i][b][font=serif][color=#770077]
Ggrin for deceiving me

Jolllyjoy:
that place dey affect u seriously:Dabeg do make u comot biko


hwfa na,hw boo?

my boo get boo he is doing great

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehehe see her long mouth

Jolllyjoy:


i rest my case.

osedvgirl:
ok dear

my boo get boo he is doing great

devonpaul:
Me nkor? I want xmas clothe too na Me nkor? I want xmas clothe too na

Jolllyjoy:
greet am for me



tell am make he contact me for dat parole


he go understand

prettythicksme:
Maka come wetin u hear? tell me!!

Jolllyjoy:
so u like amebo too??



no be only oooo

prettythicksme:
Na u i dey follow naw

Laveda:
Lordoftheweed...you're crazy aswear

ipledge10:
I always see you because i follow you

Jolllyjoy:




i no go tell u

Laveda:
Lordoftheweed...you're crazy aswear

Baby, so you're here!!!

Errm.. .. .. I was only trying to preach the gosple to her, that Scripture was taken in the book of Solomon chapter 99 vs 27

Jolllyjoy:
is he roaming?

IamLEGEND1:
Decker
iamkingzlee
naijaboiy
Anyss
Twaci
Oyind17
Obiorathesubtle
Cutehector
Mrsphyno
& anybody wey I forget to mention...... you guys rock mehn!

Jolllyjoy:
is he roaming?

Iffa knock you ehn! Your brain will hibernate

kinglekan:
Tell that to Amadioha and watch how you would suddenly become barbecue.

Laveda:
Roaming? How do you mean?

LordOfTheWeed:
Iffa knock you ehn! Your brain will hibernate

LordOfTheWeed:
Baby, so you're here!!!

Errm.. .. .. I was only trying to preach the gosple to her, that Scripture was taken in the book of Solomon chapter 99 vs 27

stop all that jor! I caught you

MrsPhyno:
Name: one kain igbo name like that

Age: U-21 like say na football team

Occupation: Jobl , sorry, I'm a Student

Dating/Single/Married: I would make some joke about Phyno but I think you guys are tired of that.... Single

Those I like on the romance section: All of my sheedren

Those I dislike on the romance section: Besides that one obvious person; only TruckPusher maybe if he counts as a romancelander.... I'm sorry sir. Only because of his aggressively anti-feminist stance..... Sorry again

Those I find annoying: I have too many younger siblings to be so easily annoyed

Those who I can't help but read their posts (I look forward to what they have to say):
fuckshit - surprisingly profound
Punkyveer - Queen of words iamlegend1 - witty and perfect
Adaeze003 - I just like the way she writes
Kingtom - words no fit describe
FriedPlantain

Jolllyjoy:

I asked cause I don't understand? Or do we now have streets on Nairaland he'll roam about ..I don't get you oo

Lordoftheweed, what does she mean?

IamLEGEND1:
[i] [b] Name- N.M.D.B

Age- falls between 20 & 30

Occupation- student

Are you single, dating or married-single

Those u like on Romance Section- BUTCHCASSIDY, Mrsphyno, Obiorathesubtle, Primeministerr, Naijaboiy, Decker,Punkyveer, MISSPICY etc.

Those u dislike on Romance section- mamagee & her sister onila.

Those u find annoying- same as above.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)- Punkyveer,Decker.

Those you follow and wish follows you back- I honestly don't know.

Why do you follow the people you follow- i follow those who follow me like monitoring spirit & others coz I like them.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- confidential

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-na once in a blue moon thing.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- Oníla

Which Romancelander is fake.- delect

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given

Adanna28:
[b] Name: Adanna/Krystle/Esther

Age: 29

Are you single?: Taken

Those u like on Romance Section: I like individuals whom actually bring something productive to the table. Ops that seek or give advice in a conscientious manner.

Those u dislike on Romance section: The arrogant misogynistic boys that abuse the sh’it out of women on here, whom prob hate their own mothers. The sexist hornified efulefus posting threads for female/transgendered monikers, prob with their fingers in the Vaseline tub. The lil sh’its that never left Neverland.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Got to give it to my nwannes Francizy, SeverusSnape and all my fam in Rap battles section.


Those you follow and wish follows you back: N/A

Why do you follow the people you follow: It vice versa,mutual follower/following dynamic. There's also some similarities between us, interests, hobbies as such.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Guys that compliment me as mami wata.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: A few
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Ignore? I dish it back till they choke on the meal.

Which Romancelander is fake: Those whom hide under a mask of deception, using other people's pics as their own, opening 1 hundred monikers to get their jollies.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: I don't do Phuck buddies anymore, learnt long ago, it wasn't for me.

Romancelander you can date: None, im not single, wouldn't be fair on my man.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Because I love my man die.

Your favorite Romancelanders: Dukeolumde, Estharfabian, Richommie, thesonofmark, Goodheart02, Charles4075, Obiorathesubtle, Laveda, Fayvhur

Your favorite mod: Airmark

Funniest Romancelanders: Funlord, Darkenedrebel, thesonofmark, and my cheeky lovable nwanne Ssoftapples lol xo

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: My nwannes SeverusSnape & Francizy,Krone, Ibime, Guykhena, Charles4075, goodheart02, Darkenedrebel, Alexpissu, Dukeolumde.

Romancelander(s) you admire their diary: My namesake Estharfabian, Richiy, Joecutie, daxlasaint, johnnydon22, teempakguy,illaykorn

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: N/A.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: My beloved nwannes Francizy & SeverusSnape love them die! We go together like blood through the heart! Gidi gidi bu ugwu eze!

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Too many to name.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: N/A

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Francizy, Dukeolumde,goodheart02, SeverusSnape

NLer(S) you consider smart: SeverusSnape, Francizy, Goodheart02, Alexpissu, Krone, Ibime, Illaykorn, Fayvhur,

NL member that tries too hard: The ones I usually roll my eyes at, on the screen.


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: N/A.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Those whom try to disrespect me. I am not one to keep silent n let others walk all over me. I am like a bull, I take them head on!

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: N/A


Who do u consider beautiful: Richiy and Fayvhur, not only are they beautiful with the exterior attributes, they are most beautiful in the heart. Very humble, intelligent young women.


Who do u consider ugly: People whom look down on others like they are superior beings, n people whom abuse n stigmatize n hurt the helpless, mentally Ill and most vulnerable. I will always stand up for the ones whom get hurt.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Seculent a sweetheart and Richiy.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I dunno, I could handle both roles lol.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Multitude in the romance section, a lot don't like to wash properly.
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