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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2015
AdebisiAdeyinka:
pretty kul

Dat 1 sef is gud,


FTC
nd i dedicate it 2 everyone that has ever bin on this thread, guest or not, elder or new comer, family members. I know E small. But pls manage am
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:

Yh.. i'll definitely miss dat interesting course but it seems like av gat 2 spread my wings nd mind nd embrace dis, d tin is dat dey re somewat related. industrial chem is all areas while food sci is just on food. smiley

my dear,u shud thank God they gave u ind chem,dat food sci is nt marketable in naija bt ind chem ur coast is wide
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:31am On Dec 03, 2015
AdebisiAdeyinka:
pretty kul
dat 1 sef is gud
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by temibobo8(f): 8:31am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:

mmnhnn!!! hopefully, i hope ;-) its gr8?, nd comes wit goodnews
amenn ooo..a big amen
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:34am On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


my dear,u shud thank God they gave u ind chem,dat food sci is nt marketable in naija bt ind chem ur coast is wide
I disagree wit u o!! big time.
Even wit my ND i saw lots of job offers wit gud pay. i studied d course,so I knw wat im saying
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:34am On Dec 03, 2015
temibobo8:
gmrng my original male version..hwas ur nite
LOL,twaz sweet urz? What did u dream of?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:36am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:
Goooodddd morning
hope u slept well?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:38am On Dec 03, 2015
temibobo8:
amenn ooo..a big amen
So it will B smiley
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:39am On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
hope u slept well?
Hnmn! I slept like a baby
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:45am On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
hope u slept well?

pls do u knw if unilorin sells hostel accommodation only once,so that ill knw if im renting an apartment
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by nutmeg0: 8:46am On Dec 03, 2015
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.
16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.
23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything.
30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'
37. What other people think of you is none of your business.
38. Time heals everything.
39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.
43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed. Now: Think about forwarding this to your friends to help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by temibobo8(f): 8:53am On Dec 03, 2015
nutmeg0:
1. Your shoes are the first thing people
subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a
50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look
exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet
one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and
keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person’s height is determined by their father,
and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost
always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot
resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their
right side.

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes
will absorb the unpleasant odor.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were
to disappear from earth, humans would be dead
within 4 years.

11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate
a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to
try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you
will only live 11 days without sleeping.

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those
who don’t.

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as
smoking.

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as
much information as Wikipedia.

16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a
10-watt light bulb!!

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil
1.5 liters of water!!

18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is
the smallest cell!!

19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to
dissolve razor blades!!

20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you
walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask
God's guidance for your purpose, today.

23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and
eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat
blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.

25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip,
energy vampires, issues of the past, negative
thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead
invest your energy in the positive present moment.

27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and
dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge
card.

28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Forgive them for everything.

30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else
does.

31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to
disagree.

32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the
present.

33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no
idea what their journey is all about.

34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words:
'In five years, will this matter?'

36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a
'Taker'

37. What other people think of you is none of your
business.

38. Time heals everything.

39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends will. Stay in touch.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you
need.

42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and
be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What
if you woke up this morning and only had what you
thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO
THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.

43. Remember that you are too blessed to be
stressed.
Now: Think about forwarding this to your friends to
help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!
tanks for d inspirational write up....gracias

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 8:54am On Dec 03, 2015
fateemah06:
kaybeeeee are you in school already


Dis aunty sha,yes am in skul
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by temibobo8(f): 8:55am On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
LOL,twaz sweet urz? What did u dream of?
u jux scammed me againn...original ke...myn was okay..i dreamt abt skul..u nko
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 8:56am On Dec 03, 2015
nutmeg0:
1. Your shoes are the first thing people
subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a
50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look
exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet
one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and
keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person’s height is determined by their father,
and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost
always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot
resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their
right side.

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes
will absorb the unpleasant odor.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were
to disappear from earth, humans would be dead
within 4 years.

11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate
a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to
try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you
will only live 11 days without sleeping.

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those
who don’t.

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as
smoking.

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as
much information as Wikipedia.

16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a
10-watt light bulb!!

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil
1.5 liters of water!!

18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is
the smallest cell!!

19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to
dissolve razor blades!!

20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you
walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask
God's guidance for your purpose, today.

23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and
eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat
blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.

25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip,
energy vampires, issues of the past, negative
thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead
invest your energy in the positive present moment.

27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and
dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge
card.

28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Forgive them for everything.

30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else
does.

31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to
disagree.

32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the
present.

33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no
idea what their journey is all about.

34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words:
'In five years, will this matter?'

36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a
'Taker'

37. What other people think of you is none of your
business.

38. Time heals everything.

39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends will. Stay in touch.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you
need.

42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and
be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What
if you woke up this morning and only had what you
thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO
THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.

43. Remember that you are too blessed to be
stressed.
Now: Think about forwarding this to your friends to
help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!
nice one

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by temibobo8(f): 8:56am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:
So it will B smiley
sure
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fateemah06: 8:57am On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:

Dis aunty sha,yes am in skul
so have you pay your acceptance fee
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 8:58am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:

I disagree wit u o!! big time.
Even wit my ND i saw lots of job offers wit gud pay. i studied d course,so I knw wat im saying

Anyway,its all good, their job is mainly on food company,am just saying wit ind chem u can work almost everywhere bt food sci is limited to food,all courses ar good sha
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:01am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:

Hnmn! I slept like a baby
LOL,C dis mama forming baby gringrin. As for the hostel,they will open the hostel portal AGAIN very soon.. It was opened sum weeks bk bt I think there are still spaces. It's a very competitive thing so it wouldn't hurt if u start scouting 4 off-k apartments just incase things dnt work out. Ciao.



I'm the new senoritacristo grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 9:01am On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


Anyway,its all good, their job is mainly on food company,am just saying wit ind chem u can work almost everywhere bt food sci is limited to food,all courses ar good sha
yh, tru smiley but food companies re everywhere, also humans need food morerover, i can become self-emploued
pls o! can u hlp me out? hostel accommodation is it only once dey sell it out
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fabulous16(m): 9:02am On Dec 03, 2015
good morning pals shoutout to my fellow aspirants
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fabulous16(m): 9:02am On Dec 03, 2015
good morning pals shoutout to my fellow aspirant
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 9:04am On Dec 03, 2015
fateemah06:
so have you pay your acceptance fee

Nah
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 9:04am On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
LOL,C dis mama forming baby gringrin. As for the hostel,they will open the hostel portal AGAIN very soon.. It was opened sum weeks bk bt I think there are still spaces. It's a very competitive thing so it wouldn't hurt if u start scouting 4 off-k apartments just incase things dnt work out. Ciao.



I'm the new senoritacristo grin
LOL. 4 ur mind nw eehn, new senoritacristo. Anyway, tnks, den ill av 2 convince dem about an appartment outside scl den
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 9:06am On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


Nah
sorry 4 intruding o! y?
wat happin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:06am On Dec 03, 2015
temibobo8:
u jux scammed me againn...original ke...myn was okay..i dreamt abt skul..u nko
oh,did I? I thought 'supposed' was a typo so I helped u correct to a more factual 'original'. cheesycheesy And she is always dreaming of skul.... Serious student!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 9:06am On Dec 03, 2015
fabulous16:
good morning pals shoutout to my fellow aspirant
Good mornin, ow u doing?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by AdebisiAdeyinka(m): 9:07am On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:

Be4 nko,bt u can buy,saw some guys selling
ah don enta one chance
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 9:07am On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:

yh, tru smiley but food companies re everywhere, also humans need food morerover, i can become self-emploued
pls o! can u hlp me out? hostel accommodation is it only once dey sell it out

Me sef,i need it,i dont knw if they will still open it,maybe u shud ask d stalites in d house,ar u in ilorin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 9:09am On Dec 03, 2015
AdebisiAdeyinka:
ah don enta one chance
Admission ni koko joor,d notes ar cheap,just 200,or u collect d note
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 9:10am On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


Me sef,i need it,i dont knw if they will still open it,maybe u shud ask d stalites in d house,ar u in ilorin
no, im not. coz i dnt av any place 2 stay

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