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cherryice:
Lol nothing really.. sometyms u just gotta cut off on d number

cherryice:
I hate when someone is tryin to play smart

peeparty:
You spoke my mind smalli@tries too much,.would add to your list later.

peeparty:
Now this is annoying..you just be firm for once

Heeeehehe...abeg bone that side jare

Headlamp1:
Name Otedola Dangote Adenuga

Age 16

Occupation International Business Man

Are you single, dating or married; Married to Cherryice. Marriage was conducted yesterday. Will post photos in 5 mins.
Dating Xiadnat secretly. Will post pics as well.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say); Edwife. Gentle as a dove.


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk; Sleekyshuga. She knows why.


NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life; Cherryice Firsteva

Nler you last had a steamy session with; Ssssssh. Xiadnat. Picture proof available.

NLer(S) you want to take on a trip to the carribeans; Who else but my wife cherryice. I have already ordered for a grand modern luxury yatch and a house for her plus a luxury 2015 range rover sport model automobile. She just dey enjoy my money.

Othe Nlers(S) you would take on a special treat;
1. Firsteva, will take her to the village masquerade festival in the southwest or take her to see the graven images in Esie called 'ere esie' or better still take her to see Uren river in Ikenne.

2. Xiadnat, I would take to 7 star hotel in Dubai and order for the largest luxury room with the largest mattress. The room must be sound/moan proofm and must have red or disco lights. We'll spen only one night. Then I'm back in the carrebean with pregnant wifey, cherryice.

Nler(S) you have an eye on apart from your wife and concubines; Vivly. I'm still drawing out plans on her. I may order for a an apartment in Antartica or on the poles and take her there. Depends.

cherryice:
u will die untop my matter soon

Decker:
Am I trying to play smart?

Okay, let's go through this from the beginning.
I provided my own details on this slum book thread. You saw it and wondered how I new all the people that I mentioned. To satisfy your curiosity, you asked me how I knew all those people, and I replied by saying, I was observant. Note that I never said I didn't have a former moniker. You then told me that I was lying. How is saying that I am observant a lie?

You persisted with your questioning and then asked what my former moniker was, and I replied by asking you why you were bothered, and now you are saying I am trying to play smart.

Again I ask, how am I trying to play smart?

Laveda:
I noticed something thought, I just choosed to keep mute...its okay, how body?

Michellla:
i had the same problem.slept late als

Headlamp1:
Be nice. I can still cancel the order for the range rover sport. I know you love it.

tohpahz:
Josep.h1832 am expecting ur own slum book o.

cherryice:
dont cancel pls
so u followd me all d way from dt cougar thread. u nor dey tire?

cherryice:
I dey oo. u nkor

Headlamp1:
Thats my baby. Now be a good girl all the way. Are you coming over to china to see me? I will be in China by Sat. Or you want me to come over?

Laveda:
Mehn! Harmattan don start here....I'm fine

cherryice:
Ohh I loved d harmattan..time for vaseline baby jelly

cherryice:
Im in china alrdy coming over where again?
N whats d meanin of dat ONE? As u dey unserious so?

joseph1832:
Say what? Slum wetin. Abeg oh. The last time I filled a slum book was like 1998/99. Was really shocked when I saw this one.

Anyway, if you want mine, just ask nicely, and I'll oblige... You know you're still my Kryptonite. LOL.

Headlamp1:
No I'm serious o. You better not mind my smiley I thought you were in Phillipines or something. Thats good news then

By the way how come you know so much? Harmattan, Jelly and the rest. I thought you are not Nigerian

Laveda:
you do? cold morning here sha....

cherryice:
ofcourse.. bet u love d cold morning

Laveda:
Yup, lol dint wanna get out of bed...you're at work?

cherryice:
im Nigerian..full blooded

cherryice:
yhh but closed for d day..packing up

cherryice:
u r new on d forum to be this observant as u claim. Anyways no wahala..dnt mind me

Laveda:
you aren't okay aswear. . Morning

sinizia:
Why the strong face on this cold winter morning?

Laveda:
You filling? Yeah or nah?

tohpahz:
Lolzz. Oyah am asking nicely. Please oblige

llaykorn:
Age: Every second I'm one second older; can't count them all.

Occupation: Teaching

Are you single, dating or married: Who told you to ask this? Them? The government? *runs away* ’

Those u like on Romance Section: Too many people I can't start mentioning.

Those u dislike on Romance section: Do I remember disliking anyone?

Those u find annoying: softapples ... Who else?

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Teempakguy, johnydon22, hahn, Adanna28, joseph1832, Truckpusher, Estherfabian, omenka, Oahray, ksslib kr0ne, Alexpissu, sinizia, and who sef? Mrcork

Those you follow and wish follows you back: The monikers I'm following were nice enough to follow me back. well, maybe texanomaly

Why do you follow the people you follow: Some followed me, so out of courtesy, I followed back, and I just didn't want to miss the posts of some.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs. Naijaboiy, you go help me count?

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. I don't have a scientific calculator.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: What?

Which Romancelander is fake. Well, gbogbo eyan ni ole, eni ile month ba ni barawu

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: God is watching...

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: You say?

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) She is female...

Your favorite Romancelander(s).: is tooooo plenty

Your favorite mod: Ishilove

Funniest Romancelander(s): MrCork

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Lalasticlala, dre11

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: You say?

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? none, none.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Which one is this?

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: softapples, danbrowndmf

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Is it EFCC that sent you?

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Agapecharis and IamCharis

NLer(S) you consider smart: firestar, Teempakguy, hahn, johnydon22, Freemanan, Oahray, Ksslib, JigsawKillah, Adanna28, sinizia, MuhdG and everyone I look forward to their posts.

NL member that tries too hard. Me I don't know o

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Oahray, Ksslib, timpaker, firestar, Teempakguy, darkendrebel, kr0ne, texanomaly, TheSonOfMark, JigsawKillah, Adanna28,

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer... E too plenty!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from Dey haff plenty too much

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.

Who do u often agree with: Oahray

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): MrsPhyno

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) Me I don't know this one o

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy danbrowndmf

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). missclassy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag What is douchebag?

Who do you consider super smart: weno and TheScrypt / E383