₦airaland Forum

sinizia:
Na em make your face strong like cement?

naijaboiy:

[color=#1980BC]Just do yours and tag others. They will be motivated to do theirs. [/color]

Laveda:
5pm already? Wow...working when I was still in bed that's cool...guess you'll go home soon...

Cherry fill your slumB nau. . Please

ishiamu:
Ok how ya doing? Morning

Aminat508:
[b]Name: Amina Bn Abdulhakeem

Age: 20+

Occupation:

Are you single, dating or married :

Those u like on Romance Section: Scentmarlc kingtom Kinglekan omotayor123 Deejavuu jollyjoy oyind17 MzPecs neyoor agarawu23 montezz too many

Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE

Those u find annoying: NONE

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : dre11 iPopAlomo peeparty naijadeyhia Canme4u HerexG

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Dominique

Why do you follow the people you follow: she is lovely and intelligent

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: NONE

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : NONE

Which Romancelander is fake.: NONE

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : KingTom

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : jaybee3

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : He his kind nd religious

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Cherlene Ymodulus sameer1212 flokii tosyne2much asumo12 isacolukay midehi2

Your favorite mod : lalasticlala Dominique Airmark fynestboi

Funniest Romancelander(s): ishiamu opiaku devilhimself

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:Islie Midolian DONSMITH123 Teeboy22 tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Neyoor Sleekyshuga tohpahz montezz

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Shumuel joseph1832 kimoni funjosh

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: asumo12

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: NONE

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : omotayor123 Cherlene fynestboi agarawu23 Dygeasy oyind17 wristbangle Adeh39 Ndulex

NLer(S) you consider smart: joseph1832

NL member that tries too hard.: NONE

NLer(s) you find intriguing: kimoni olu4life Gboliwe

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: NONE

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: KingTom

Who do u often agree with: STFUareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) :LordOfTheWeed

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :Cutehector Twaci femcruz skyface00 MayorofLagos

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :vizkiz Deejavuu iamkingzlee[/b]

Headlamp1:
Ehen? One minute you are Nigerian, the next minute you are not right? Don't worry I'll sort it out when we meet.
See you on Saturday.

Laveda:
5pm already? Wow...working when I was still in bed that's cool...guess you'll go home soon...

Cherry fill your slumB nau. . Please

cherryice:
home alrdy.
il fill it later hun

ssweetorgasm:
pucaxo,naijaboiy,misspicy,kinglekan, remove my monikers 4rm ur shiits, im alergic to unnecessary mentions.

Sup douche, last time i checked you have been trying so hard to frigging exist. Be glad a few of us got you trending for your immense contribution to stupidity.

Having said that, get back to your normal low life of being a curucuru toad and hopefully by this time next year you would grace my mention as the undisputed _stupid one.

Till then, Astalavista d33k head.

kinglekan:

Sup douche, last time i checked you have been trying so hard to frigging exist. Be glad a few of us got you trending for your immense contribution to stupidity.

Having said that, get back to your normal low life of being a curucuru toad and hopefully by this time next year you would grace my mention as the undisputed _stupid one.

Till then, Astalavista d33k head.

mirexxx:
you know d reason

I don't dear and i ain't ready to make assumptions. So you tell me.

Aminat508:
[b]Name: Amina Bn Abdulhakeem

Age: 20+

Occupation:

Are you single, dating or married :

Those u like on Romance Section: Scentmarlc kingtom Kinglekan omotayor123 Deejavuu jollyjoy oyind17 MzPecs neyoor agarawu23 montezz too many

Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE

Those u find annoying: NONE

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : dre11 iPopAlomo peeparty naijadeyhia Canme4u HerexG

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Dominique

Why do you follow the people you follow: she is lovely and intelligent

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: NONE

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : NONE

Which Romancelander is fake.: NONE

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : KingTom

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : jaybee3

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : He his kind nd religious

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Cherlene Ymodulus sameer1212 flokii tosyne2much asumo12 isacolukay midehi2

Your favorite mod : lalasticlala Dominique Airmark fynestboi

Funniest Romancelander(s): ishiamu opiaku devilhimself

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:Islie Midolian DONSMITH123 Teeboy22 tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Neyoor Sleekyshuga tohpahz montezz

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Shumuel joseph1832 kimoni funjosh

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: asumo12

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: NONE

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : omotayor123 Cherlene fynestboi agarawu23 Dygeasy oyind17 wristbangle Adeh39 Ndulex

NLer(S) you consider smart: joseph1832

NL member that tries too hard.: NONE

NLer(s) you find intriguing: kimoni olu4life Gboliwe

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: NONE

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: KingTom

Who do u often agree with: STFUareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) :LordOfTheWeed

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :Cutehector Twaci femcruz skyface00 MayorofLagos

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :vizkiz Deejavuu iamkingzlee[/b]

francizy:
All of them. Abi is there anything bad in becoming a man of God?

U be Tifff

kinglekan:

Sup douche, last time i checked you have been trying so hard to frigging exist. Be glad a few of us got you trending for your immense contribution to stupidity.

Having said that, get back to your normal low life of being a curucuru toad and hopefully by this time next year you would grace my mention as the undisputed _stupid one.

Till then, Astalavista d33k head.

Michellla:
none of the above.

Oh u took after me ryt?

tohpahz:
Kingl.ekan God is seeing u..

He is watching over both of us.

scentmarlc:
Hello young lady....


U must have been decieved by my Interns (kinglekan and viclawz) that they own the buggatti parked outside. No they don't, I do.


You are so _____________________ ,Neva mind sef. **( I can see ade.h39, omota.yor123 and om.avik peeping thru d window)

Scent leaf abi wetin dem dey call you?


Nor allow wetin happen for Troy repeat itself ooooo. I can kee sumborri oooo

kinglekan:

Sup douche, last time i checked you have been trying so hard to frigging exist. Be glad a few of us got you trending for your immense contribution to stupidity.

Having said that, get back to your normal low life of being a curucuru toad and hopefully by this time next year you would grace my mention as the undisputed _stupid one.

Till then, Astalavista d33k head.

scentmarlc:
Hello young lady....


U must have been decieved by my Interns (kinglekan and viclawz) that they own the buggatti parked outside. No they don't, I do.


You are so _____________________ ,Neva mind sef. **( I can see adeh39, omotayor123 and omavik peeping thru d window)

SeXistBaStaRd:
First of, this is my alternate...I remain Vanquay

Name: A.A

Age: 20...Cant even drink yet

Occupation:Student/College Athlete

Are you single, dating or married: Dating


Those u like on Romance Section: NONE, I'm not here to make friends maybe Ipledge10 cus he's pretty chill.

Those u dislike on Romance section: That's a thread on its own but this Dumbfvcks stand out...ssweetorgasm/ssoftapples(Seriously, he has a dozen monikers lets move on), durentt, Pucaxo/Sinnzu, TheSonofMark,DarkenedRebel, Dharay99/Dharay88 (Or whatever the fvck he masquerades with), Captainswag225

Those u find annoying: None, it takes more than mere words to get under my skin.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I consider most Nairalanders boring but i enjoy reading this guys MEMES not POSTS.... IamLegend1 and BUTCHCASSIDY

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I dont follow, I still havent found anyone interesting enough to spam my feeds and it makes me flip when i see all that message on my feed, if i dont follow back its probably OCD

Why do you follow them: I dont Follow...Am a LEADER BABY...Just kidding, i still dont follow though.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Gurgle...I miss her

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: Day? I get 0.15 every day then, do the maths

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Onila and those Dumbfvcks up there that i dislike.


Which Romancelander is fake: Onila comes to mind, TheSonofmark and RickRichards can occupy second thoughts.


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: MrsPhyno, Gurgle ...What that Ass do Gurl?

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: None, I consider all of them females shallow minded or Ugly or both or i just dont crush easily.

why did u choose him/her above??: : Girls get attracted to me.

Your favorite Romancelander(s):None, no one stands out to claim this spot.


Your favorite mod: Ishilove (She made me the UnRepentant Troll way back in summer I created dozens of accounts just to show her my willpower) and probably Lalasticlala ( Dude once warned me to stop posting pictures of my soccer cleats and very efficient in lifting my bans...Oga abeg Reason with Rock.tation and Fara.no make them Forgive me )

Funniest Romancelander(s): NONE except BUTCHCASSIDY and IamLegend1's Memes.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: NONE, they are pretty shitty_ especially Tosyne2much and wristbangle's threads.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: NONE, My life is to exciting to read your Boring Diaries.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why: Gurgle, she stopped being active just like we all would someday.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Pride issues wont make me say it but lets speculate he's a Legend

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I dont fight, I would probably end up killing them anyways but Pucaxo/Sinnzu fits it nicely and all the dumbfvcks i mentioned.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Not familiar with that slang but i guess it means romance well...NONE.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I'm not here to make FVCKING FRIENDS.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Rapmoney ...seems chill and Sensible.


NL member that tries too hard: Onila, Tosyne2much, wristbangle and the Top ten Idiots_ along with TheSonofMark. Oh, Mrcork ain Funny for sh!t, he cant even make a joke to save his life

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Gurgle, that girl was a straight up mystery.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: None, i consider my vocabulary quite sufficient but seem to be rocking IamLegend1's "But why" recently.


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Im not sure if thats a phrase ama use frequently...So yeah, Phrase discarded.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Almost everyoe but i guess thats the cultural barrier of Western and African coming to play eg...I support Gays quite a lot of people would 'cum' for my head.


Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Hmm... PRIDE ISSUES at work again.


Who do u often agree with: No-one.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): None, funny thing is i have seen tens of profile pics but the actual ones that stick are MrsPhyno's


Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Faran.o, Jollyjoy, Laveda...there are tons more but i have a very bad memory for ugly faces


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Mr Nice guy(s) Ipledge10 and Ronald4lif and...................

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: [color=#770077]Firsteva and Estharfabian, dont worry, they are both guys

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Hmm...I will Gladly claim that spot.

misspicy:
and you had to reply him

I felt like.

Neyoor:
Name: Oyedeji Oyeniyi (NeyoorOfAfrica)




Age: 20+




Occupation: Student / Writer /Freelancer




Are you single, dating or married : Single




Those u like on Romance Section: Naijaboiy Tosyne2much, kingtom, Kinglekan, omotayor123, EstharFabian, jollyjoy, Aminat508, agarawu23
montezz, Dat5starguy, dre11




Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE




Those u find annoying: Cutehector (womanwrapper001)




Those u can't help but read their posts(u look
forward to what they have to say) : dre11, Tosyne2much, peeparty, naijaboiy, Lalasticlala, Seun



Those you follow and wish follows you back: I don't follow but I secretly stalk some peeps




Why do you follow the people you follow: Intelligence and excellent writing skills



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE




How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:
NONE



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to
avoid quoting : NONE




Which Romancelander is fake. Detective mode not activated




Romancelander(s) you would have a one night
stand with if given the chance but won't date :
Aminat508




Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : still yet to figure out




why did u choose him/her above?? (what
attracted you to him/her) : religious, excellent writing skills and very intelligent




Your favorite Romancelander(s) : tosyne2much, Montezz, isacolukay,Dre11, Omotayor123, estharfabian, aminat508





Your favorite mod : Lalasticlala, fynestboi




Funniest Romancelander(s): Onila, Mrcork




Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Midolian DONSMITH123 , tosyne2much,Dre11, Emusmith,Lalasticlala




Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Estharfabian, Aminat508,dat5starguy, montezz




Romancelander(s) you used to get along with,
but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE




Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that
suits/ quite similar to yours. Dat5starguy, Ikeola6, cutemaria




NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real
life: Musiwa2




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:
NONE



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met
in real life: Freshboy88, Ohgurl, heayey, segxes23, whizqueen and some ghost nairalanders



NLer(S) you consider smart: Adeh39, Aminat508, Tosyne2much, Omotayor123, Kingtom, naijaboiy



NL member that tries too hard.: Barcanista, Laslasticlala, Tosyne2much, wristbangle, dre11, seun, Agarawu23, Idowuogbo




NLer(s) you find intriguing: NONE




What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt
from another NLer: Endtime things



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:
Who do u often disagree with on Romance
Section: Can't remember



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can
both get to know each other:




Who do u often agree with: Tosyne2much



Who do u consider sexy (opposite
sex): Montezz, others name withheld



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Obesity



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy
: Cutehector, aminat508, Tosyne2much, Dre11,Omotayor123


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl
(one who takes things too serious).: Naijaboiy (No nonsense guy)


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag
: No Idea

The Neyoor stalks my diary??

You're like a diaryland Celebrity... Thanks tho...I'm flattered..


PS----Confession...I stalk yours too.. Read all pages..

Aminat508:
miss thopaz

viclawz:
really...I thought its already part of you cos most times u re on nairaland till midnight anyway how re u feelin diz mornin?

ipledge10:
yea.i am following just u and one other moniker,and u made all the comments ystd ...going to bed

ggrin:
Name.....C.ASP grin bullet

Age......born in da 70s

Occupation.......public servant

Are you single, dating or married.........S n S

Those u like on Romance Section........stfuareyougod,kingtom,iceberylin,laveda,prettythicksme,andyblaze,lanicky,ishiamu,asumo12,samflexxy,kelvingraphics,immortalvoices,xsenga,baddestguyp,nickz,naijaboiy,adepiero,tallesty1

Those u dislike on Romance section........kinglekan

Those u find annoying.......kinglekan

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)..........mrcork

Those you follow and wish follows you back........follow me I follow u, man no dy vex

Why do you follow the people you follow.......u say?

NLer that has sent u the most PMs.......mr ofala , kingtom , kinglekan ......dem plenty o

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.........like 5 that year

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting..........I be trouble maker

Which Romancelander is fake........

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date............prettythicksme

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on........hahahahahahahahahahahaha....too many puzzzzys acting like a dick

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)
.....choose who?

Your favorite Romancelander(s).......rozzay buh she's no longer active

Your favorite mod..........antispambot

Funniest Romancelander(s)...........mrcork,iamlegend,andyblaze

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads......naijasinglegirl

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk.........none

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?.........kingtom ,dunno why

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours............

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life...........kinglekan mr elepe

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with.......

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life...........

NLer(S) you consider smart...........coogar

NL member that tries too hard..........naijaboiy

NLer(s) you find intriguing

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer.........thunder fire ur left yansh

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from.......question

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section........I gentle pass gun

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other...........mrcork

Who do u often agree with........

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)........sexy kwa?

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)..........

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy.........woman wrapper cutehector

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)........vjsmiles

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag.........aberto2gay