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STFUareyouGod:
but I didn't see any 'welcome to lagos' or 'this is lagos' sign post in the background

PinkBarbie:
Yes, I can but I shouldn't when there are boys trying so hard to prove a point.

Why is this one feeling like meagan good, JLo and Beyonce all wrapped up in one body?

Cutehector:
i already gat ur attention rhai? so tell me, what makes u think guys try so hard to prove a point

Cutehector:
hahahahaha... No fear eh... Frm now henceforth i go dey share all ur womanizing skills so people can learn..



I miss dat bae!

Buhahahahahahha @ Bold


She seems pretty busy tho. Hope u have been checking up on her?

kinglekan:

Why is this one feeling like meagan good, JLo and Beyonce all wrapped up in one body?

PinkBarbie:
I can be harsh with words.

is that supposed to make me tremble?

Bring it on

QatarPlayboy:
An unread mail await ur devouring sir.

kinglekan:

is that supposed to make me tremble?

Bring it on

Cutehector:
first rule of toasting..... When lying, be brief!

PinkBarbie:

STFUareyouGod:
you get partial stroke? Wetin bend your mouth?

PinkBarbie:
Gerrara here men.

Want to sleep. Goodnight.

Pucaxo:
Naxo we see the country o bros. I still believe things will unfold with time, I'm not just comfy with BuBu's silence..

Howz ya bae firsteva? U later knack that cunja??

STFUareyouGod:
replied boss

PinkBarbie:
Go ask agarawu. With the way you're looking sef, you'll wet your pillow if I face you.

Buhahqhqhqha, sweedie u couldn't even make a baby cry even if u had charcoal all over your face.

Guess you are already getting cold feet. Its okay dont want you crying all night.

QatarPlayboy:
Seen and submitted sir.

STFUareyouGod:
you too much boss

Cutehector:
laugh my ass out... He is boring right?

firstEVA:
this mention is unnecessary, completely.

QatarPlayboy:
Check sir!

goodnite frm nairaland.

SeXistBaStaRd:
First of, this is my alternate...I remain Vanquay

Name: A.A

Age: 20...Cant even drink yet

Occupation:Student/College Athlete

Are you single, dating or married: Dating


Those u like on Romance Section: NONE, I'm not here to make friends maybe Ipledge10 cus he's pretty chill.

Those u dislike on Romance section: That's a thread on its own but this Dumbfvcks stand out...ssweetorgasm/ssoftapples(Seriously, he has a dozen monikers lets move on), durentt, Pucaxo/Sinnzu, TheSonofMark,DarkenedRebel, Dharay99/Dharay88 (Or whatever the fvck he masquerades with), Captainswag225

Those u find annoying: None, it takes more than mere words to get under my skin.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I consider most Nairalanders boring but i enjoy reading this guys MEMES not POSTS.... IamLegend1 and BUTCHCASSIDY

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I dont follow, I still havent found anyone interesting enough to spam my feeds and it makes me flip when i see all that message on my feed, if i dont follow back its probably OCD

Why do you follow them: I dont Follow...Am a LEADER BABY...Just kidding, i still dont follow though.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Gurgle...I miss her

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: Day? I get 0.15 every day then, do the maths

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Onila and those Dumbfvcks up there that i dislike.


Which Romancelander is fake: Onila comes to mind, TheSonofmark and RickRichards can occupy second thoughts.


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: MrsPhyno, Gurgle ...What that Ass do Gurl?

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: None, I consider all of them females shallow minded or Ugly or both or i just dont crush easily.

why did u choose him/her above??: : Girls get attracted to me.

Your favorite Romancelander(s):None, no one stands out to claim this spot.


Your favorite mod: Ishilove (She made me the UnRepentant Troll way back in summer I created dozens of accounts just to show her my willpower) and probably Lalasticlala ( Dude once warned me to stop posting pictures of my soccer cleats and very efficient in lifting my bans...Oga abeg Reason with Rock.tation and Fara.no make them Forgive me )

Funniest Romancelander(s): NONE except BUTCHCASSIDY and IamLegend1's Memes.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: NONE, they are pretty shitty_ especially Tosyne2much and wristbangle's threads.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: NONE, My life is to exciting to read your Boring Diaries.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why: Gurgle, she stopped being active just like we all would someday.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Pride issues wont make me say it but lets speculate he's a Legend

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I dont fight, I would probably end up killing them anyways but Pucaxo/Sinnzu fits it nicely and all the dumbfvcks i mentioned.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Not familiar with that slang but i guess it means romance well...NONE.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I'm not here to make FVCKING FRIENDS.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Rapmoney ...seems chill and Sensible.


NL member that tries too hard: Onila, Tosyne2much, wristbangle and the Top ten Idiots_ along with TheSonofMark. Oh, Mrcork ain Funny for sh!t, he cant even make a joke to save his life

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Gurgle, that girl was a straight up mystery.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: None, i consider my vocabulary quite sufficient but seem to be rocking IamLegend1's "But why" recently.


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Im not sure if thats a phrase ama use frequently...So yeah, Phrase discarded.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Almost everyoe but i guess thats the cultural barrier of Western and African coming to play eg...I support Gays quite a lot of people would 'cum' for my head.


Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Hmm... PRIDE ISSUES at work again.


Who do u often agree with: No-one.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): None, funny thing is i have seen tens of profile pics but the actual ones that stick are MrsPhyno's


Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Faran.o, Jollyjoy, Laveda...there are tons more but i have a very bad memory for ugly faces


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Mr Nice guy(s) Ipledge10 and Ronald4lif and...................

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: [color=#770077]Firsteva and Estharfabian, dont worry, they are both guys

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Hmm...I will Gladly claim that spot.

goodheart02:
What more can I say my pretty Island beauty. Much love dearie

Much love hun

Pucaxo:
Naxo we see the country o bros. I still believe things will unfold with time, I'm not just comfy with BuBu's silence..

Howz ya bae firsteva? U later knack that cunja??

Pucaxo:
That iidiot will still not understand. Don't stress ya self bros.

Neyoor:
Name: Oyedeji Oyeniyi (NeyoorOfAfrica)




Age: 20+




Occupation: Student / Writer /Freelancer




Are you single, dating or married : Single




Those u like on Romance Section: Naijaboiy Tosyne2much, kingtom, Kinglekan, omotayor123, EstharFabian, jollyjoy, Aminat508, agarawu23
montezz, Dat5starguy, dre11




Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE




Those u find annoying: Cutehector (womanwrapper001)




Those u can't help but read their posts(u look
forward to what they have to say) : dre11, Tosyne2much, peeparty, naijaboiy, Lalasticlala, Seun



Those you follow and wish follows you back: I don't follow but I secretly stalk some peeps




Why do you follow the people you follow: Intelligence and excellent writing skills



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE




How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:
NONE



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to
avoid quoting : NONE




Which Romancelander is fake. Detective mode not activated




Romancelander(s) you would have a one night
stand with if given the chance but won't date :
Aminat508




Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : still yet to figure out




why did u choose him/her above?? (what
attracted you to him/her) : religious, excellent writing skills and very intelligent




Your favorite Romancelander(s) : tosyne2much, Montezz, isacolukay,Dre11, Omotayor123, estharfabian, aminat508





Your favorite mod : Lalasticlala, fynestboi




Funniest Romancelander(s): Onila, Mrcork




Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Midolian DONSMITH123 , tosyne2much,Dre11, Emusmith,Lalasticlala




Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Estharfabian, Aminat508,dat5starguy, montezz




Romancelander(s) you used to get along with,
but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE




Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that
suits/ quite similar to yours. Dat5starguy, Ikeola6, cutemaria




NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real
life: Musiwa2




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:
NONE



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met
in real life: Freshboy88, Ohgurl, heayey, segxes23, whizqueen and some ghost nairalanders



NLer(S) you consider smart: Adeh39, Aminat508, Tosyne2much, Omotayor123, Kingtom, naijaboiy



NL member that tries too hard.: Barcanista, Laslasticlala, Tosyne2much, wristbangle, dre11, seun, Agarawu23, Idowuogbo




NLer(s) you find intriguing: NONE




What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt
from another NLer: Endtime things



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:
Who do u often disagree with on Romance
Section: Can't remember



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can
both get to know each other:




Who do u often agree with: Tosyne2much



Who do u consider sexy (opposite
sex): Montezz, others name withheld



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Obesity



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy
: Cutehector, aminat508, Tosyne2much, Dre11,Omotayor123


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl
(one who takes things too serious).: Naijaboiy (No nonsense guy)


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag
: No Idea

Aminat508:
[b]Name: Amina Bn Abdulhakeem

Age: 20+

Occupation:

Are you single, dating or married :

Those u like on Romance Section: Scentmarlc kingtom Kinglekan omotayor123 Deejavuu jollyjoy oyind17 MzPecs neyoor agarawu23 montezz too many

Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE

Those u find annoying: NONE

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : dre11 iPopAlomo peeparty naijadeyhia Canme4u HerexG

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Dominique

Why do you follow the people you follow: she is lovely and intelligent

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: NONE

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : NONE

Which Romancelander is fake.: NONE

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : KingTom

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : jaybee3

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : He his kind nd religious

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Cherlene Ymodulus sameer1212 flokii tosyne2much asumo12 isacolukay midehi2

Your favorite mod : lalasticlala Dominique Airmark fynestboi

Funniest Romancelander(s): ishiamu opiaku devilhimself

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:Islie Midolian DONSMITH123 Teeboy22 tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Neyoor Sleekyshuga tohpahz montezz

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Shumuel joseph1832 kimoni funjosh

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: asumo12

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: NONE

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : omotayor123 Cherlene fynestboi agarawu23 Dygeasy oyind17 wristbangle Adeh39 Ndulex

NLer(S) you consider smart: joseph1832

NL member that tries too hard.: NONE

NLer(s) you find intriguing: kimoni olu4life Gboliwe

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: NONE

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: KingTom

Who do u often agree with: STFUareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) :LordOfTheWeed

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :Cutehector Twaci femcruz skyface00 MayorofLagos

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :vizkiz Deejavuu iamkingzlee[/b]

wristbangle:
Let me quickly drop my own

Age - 120 years

Occupation- Working

Are you single, dating or married- I neva married

Those u like on Romance Section- A lot of people; I can't start mentioning names, I will miss out on some.

Those u dislike on Romance section- None

Those u find annoying- Derailers

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)- Prof. Tosyne2much, Ronald4lif for his matured comments, thesonofmark( this my guy eh! ), kachisbarbie, naijaboiy, adeh39, Charles4075, atimes misspicy, omotayor123, prettythicks4me and michellla(dem too dey tackle person)

Those you follow and wish follows you back- I can't remember jawe

Why do you follow the people you follow- I have stated the reason above

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- None

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- hmm maybe 1

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- None

Which Romancelander is fake.- lol them plenty eh!

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- hmm the one with big butt and ugly face

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- I will rather not say it here.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)- decent character, intelligent and beauty.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- They are just too much.

Your favorite mod- lalasticlala and obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s)- kingtom(confirm werey), buygala( this one werey no be here oo ), sonofananimal(see name sef ), classcaptain, kinglekan( chief chairman of werey grp)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- Prof Tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- Classcaptain I guess

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- I used to get along with her but now work no give us chance again

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.- peeparty, tosyne2much, mhizkel.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- none

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with- a lot

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- Tosyne2much, Charles4075, adeh39, Mizmycoli, Dygeasy, Charlene, omotayor123, misspicy, peeparty, ronald4lif mhizkel, midehi2, sleekyshuga,

NLer(S) you consider smart- they are plenty

NL member that tries too hard.- none

NLer(s) you find intriguing- they are plenty

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- nitwit, dimbag

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- naijaboiy, Thesonofmark

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- Stephanieezeh and eroticangelina

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.- Draify

Who do u often agree with- Tosyne2much

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- sighs, none

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- None

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- Peeparty nice oo, Charles4075, etc

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- Ms eroticangelina takes things too serious.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- I know no sef

TheSonOfMark:
[b] Name: Kingsley

Age: Early twenties

Are you single?: Dating.

Those u like on Romance Section:The opinionated ones who maintain their individuality with a level of rationality.

Those u dislike on Romance section: The overly sentimental moderators who are sexist when adjudging squabbles ,the airheaded kidults who ruin threads with their silly chitchats and, yes, the ubiquitous, servile juvenile mindless butt-licking andro-humanoids.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Mostly those who play the Devil's Advocates just to bring other dimensions to issues. The constructively controversial folks.
Those you follow and wish follows you back: None.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Mostly because their comments are well-ratiocinated and,well, they follow me.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I'd rather not reveal this.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I haven't been keeping records.
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Romanceland's nuisance-in-chief, Sweetorgasm.

Which Romancelander is fake:The ones whose comments (about their personal lives) contradict themselves in the long run. Onila, Darkrebel e.t.c

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:I'd rather not objectify a woman. I'm sapiosexual and I can't sleep with random women. We need to be friends at least. My rule(s).

Romancelander you can date: She'd never know even though we conversate (off here).

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her):Stating this would make it obvious.

Your favorite Romancelanders: The anti-buttlickers. The ladies who refuse to be objectified. And the guys who dignify themselves. Adanna28, Xiadnat, Herald9,...

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelanders: Oohmpa, MrCork and Alberto2k

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Wristbangle, Tosyne2much, Tonyebarcanista, Johnnydon22...

Romancelander(s) you stalk her diary: Stalk? No thanks, I'll pass.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: The degree of interests in persons vary over time.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: It's a 'she' and yes, we interact off-Nairaland. Very opinionated, dogged, blunt with the truth and all of such attributes. But would compromise just to gift you an unexpected soft landing. Abhors hypocrites too.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Slap? Aha! Now that's some kinky, steamy stuff.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: If I'd never kiss and tell, why tell before kissing?

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Several.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Those who ratiocinate on topical issues and analyze them lexically in quasi-realtime. Barcanista, Ronald4lif, Daretodiffer, Mizmycoli, Xiadnat e.t.c

NL member that tries too hard: The ones who are constantly exposed for living double lives.


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Insults? It's not something I'd happily revel in.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Several persons over issues ranging from feminism to fidelity and from hypocrisy to honesty. Sometimes they escalate into long-drawn e-wars. Erm, this is an open secret.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: I still won't tell before kissing.


Who do u consider sexy: 'Beautiful' is the right word. 'Sexy' is demeaningly objectifying. Yeah, I know- my reply is evasive. Bite me.

Who do u consider ugly:Those who claim other people's pictures as theirs.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Sinizia is too much of an empath. Peeparty and Mizmycoli too. For me, playing 'Mr. Nice Guy' always is as boring as counting seashells on a seashore.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I'd be honest - I've been tagged as a tad bit too mean several times. Are they right? I'd let you be the judge of that.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Countless persons.
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