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QatarPlayboy:
With her, even death cant seperate our togetherness. so,..anywere i go, she go.

tohpahz:
Of course. U think say my begging na for fancy ?

hahn:
Ahn IZON
Ahn IZON
IZON kimabo o emiya

Cutehector:
lol.. K..

francizy:
Oga boss! Just followed you!
#respect

STFUareyouGod:
no be small thing o

iAmCharis:
Which state is Izon?

Your comments on the Biafra movement necessitated the question.

Teempakguy:
That hurting feeling you get in your chest when . . . . you realize that . . . there are people who look forward to your posts.
guys, i don't deserve this . . . thank you guys.



OYAH. I don vex. make I kon do my own.
I don't know, i just have this reputation of being a chronic latecomer. i mean, look at the page number.

Name: Joy! (seriously guys, my name is joy. the other is favour. )

Age: Who knows jacob barnett?

Occupation: The only word that fits me is POLYMATH.

Are you single, dating or married : Well, I'm not dating . . . and I don't have a wife . . .

Those u like on Romance Section: Those I like? well, those who make me think, and those that make me laugh.

Those u dislike on Romance section: I don't know jare. I don't store such info in my memory jare.



Those u find annoying : Those people who don't make sense. I really hate senseless people.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Hahn is number 1!
after him, we have people like johnydon22, freemanan, Sirwere(funniest moniker. ) dekatron, tosyne2much(If i get a girl in future, this guy is responsible. ) , adanna28, thesonofmark,(This guy is ALSO popular on 2go. ) naijaboiy(Still looking forward to the time when he will Slip and use the wrong word formatting. ) , Decker, beamborla . . . sometimes, mrsphyno(if only she will teach me IGBO. I can't understand half her posts.) lordoftheweed, and so many more people.


Those you follow and wish follows you back: Is this a trick question?

Why do you follow the people you follow: oh, If you're a girl, I'm stalking you. if you're a guy . . . I like your moniker.


NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I feel like I should lie here and say, NOBODY HAS EVER SENT ME PMs.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. : 0. seriously.



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Those people are not in the romance section.

Which Romancelander is fake.: I have no idea.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: I can't say her name. she will never talk to me again forever if i try such.




Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: LOL, my mind doesn't work that way.

why did u choose him/her above?? I don't have a living crush. my crushes are all dead people. So . . .

Your favorite Romancelander(s): You wan cause trouble.

Your favorite mod: Ishilove (Rtd.) . This lady right here is actually one of the best ones. before she . . . retired.

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, Friedplantain, halfrica, Alberto2k, ggrin, kingTom

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: tosyne2much, wristbangle, naijaboiy, twaci.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: I've been begging mrsphyno to open a diary. it's not fair nah.. who's diary will I stalk? besides johnydon22's ?

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Robinhez . . . I deconverted.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : This might seem narcissistic, but I actually haven't found someone that thinks like I do. If you are reading this, please help me find that person. I think it will be cool to have a doppelganger.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Durentt, softapples/angelmarve, and delectablegyal. . their stupidity is too damn high! Also misssclassy. I would give this one two slaps. for deactivating just like that.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: *raises eyebrow.* *googles meaning of first and second base. . . * HABA! and you expect me to answer this question?

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: nah . . .

Romancelander you consider smart: If you've managed to keep reading till this point, my nigga, you are gifted.

NL member that tries too hard.: ssoftapples, durentt,
vanquay, and a lot of them like that.

NLer(s) you find intriguing : Thesonofmark,Darkenedrebel

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : La click la . . . , end time, diaris God, Fvcktard and so forth.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Krazybone, lasisi something, and others.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: MrsChima. if you find yourself agreeing with this woman, you should visit your doctor immediately!

Who do u often agree with: Mrsphyno, ronald4lif, and twaci. I hardly find reason to disagree with these ones.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you both can get to know each other. : Na who set this questionaire? mtcheew stylishly repeating question. anyway, I secretly wish I and all my female members can get to know each other . . . as friends.


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Sarimah. I guess?

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): those bleachers. i won't mention name sha.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy/girl: Ronald4lif & Michellla. these two are meant for each other. another pair is tosyne2much and tohphaz


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: mean girl? hmmn . . . Lagmoskuit? mean dude would be Darkrebel.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :
Softapples/Humanbeingist/ssweetorgasm . . . this guy is the baba of all douchebags.



#peaceout.

joseph1832:
Name: Joseph

Age: 25-09-1832

Occupation: Teacher

Are you single, dating or married: None of your business.

Those u like on Romance Section: Frankly, most romancelander are a bunch of opinionated advocatus diabolis.

Those u dislike on Romance section: Same as above.

Those u find annoying: Punkyveer

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): explorers

Those you follow and wish follows you back: No one in particular

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because they follow me.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: That info is private.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I don't count.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Like I earlier said, most are advocatus diabolis, so why even bother.

Which Romancelander is fake: How am I suppose to know

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: This info is private.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: mentioning their monikers will be giving them a heads up, I like to take 'em by surprise.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Reasons best known to me and me alone.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): MONTEZZ, aminat508, hannysmilez.

Your favorite mod: NIL.

Funniest Romancelander(s): Excuse me

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: explorers.

Romancelander(s) you stalk their diary: I'll have you know that I'm not jobless. Thank you.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s): That's very personal.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/quite similar to yours: AllNaijaBlogger, Obontami, Midolian.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't take anything here personal here.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: None.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: dastudent, BoTNaija, rhymz.

NLer(S) that tries too hard: lalasticlala. I wonder if the guy has a life.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: MONTEZZ, hannysmilez

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: I don't know.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Answer to this is above.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: No one in particular.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: This is strictly non of your business.

Who do u often agree with: Nobody in particular.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Every female NLer with a charming personality, good character, and of course, greats boobs and great ass! Now this is bliss.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No one.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms: Like I care...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Like I care.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: PUNKYVEER.

*tohphaz, hope you're cool now?

Teempakguy:
That hurting feeling you get in your chest when . . . . you realize that . . . there are people who look forward to your posts.
guys, i don't deserve this . . . thank you guys.



OYAH. I don vex. make I kon do my own.
I don't know, i just have this reputation of being a chronic latecomer. i mean, look at the page number.

Name: Joy! (seriously guys, my name is joy. the other is favour. )

Age: Who knows jacob barnett?

Occupation: The only word that fits me is POLYMATH.

Are you single, dating or married : Well, I'm not dating . . . and I don't have a wife . . .

Those u like on Romance Section: Those I like? well, those who make me think, and those that make me laugh.

Those u dislike on Romance section: I don't know jare. I don't store such info in my memory jare.
Those u find annoying : Those people who don't make sense. I really hate senseless people
Those u can't help but read their posts

ssweetorgasm:
@LEZZ everything u just used UR brainless head to type are all crap, "ure nothing but a local vargabon. "im nt a slavery of outstanding vocabulary hence i initiate my choice of words, ure a slave to differ education, ure too old of a man, a ugly baboon, a revomitted vomit is what you are, ure damm too ugly to be called an ugly bush old pig, hav u seen urself through the mirror? mirrors cant talk but luckily for u they cant laugh either.

ssweetorgasm:
HA!!! LET D DARKNESS IN ME BE AWAKEN. "JUST WAIT 4 ME.

ssweetorgasm:
@LEZZ!! u think uve said something? well congratulations for u have just shown the world how a man that had sex with his mother behaves, u that fuucked ur mother and has been affected with a cause, ure a complete bastard, see who is talking of waec result? if u really saw the four walls of a university and pass with a good grade, u will not be here at this time online, when ur agemates are taking care of their families at this hour, u are here displaying ur complete over aged foolishness to people online, looking at ur photo u shud be ashamed of urself, i bet ure close to 40years yet ur only acheivement in life are nairaland's posts, its like the cause place on u for forking ur mother and getting ur grand mother pregnant is affecting u, ure such a childless, poverty stricken old man, ure a disgrace to ur clan, ure an aborbination and a certified motherfucker, continue digging up asses of ur fellow men for a living very soon nemesis will catch up with u, YOU OLD FOOD.

Decker:
Age: Twenties

Occupation: I do a lot of things to make money.

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: I like a lot of people.

Those u dislike on Romance section: Sweetorgasm and all his numerous monikers, Durentt, Darven, Delectablegyal Egusisoup and boiledcorn.

Those u find annoying: The same folks I mentioned above plus the likes of cutehector(honestly I think this guy is a bit dumb for his age), vanquay, mamagee3 and Estharfabian

Mamagee3, I don't know how old you are, where you live or what happened in your past, but honestly, you reason and act like a five year old.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say):
1amlengend; This guy is quite witty and funny. And I love his memes.
Estharfabian: Although I find her annoying, I like reading her comments, just to see the new annoying comment she has up her sleeves.
Naijaboiy; Cause he is real and he doesn't fake. He says things just the way he sees them.
Obiorathesubtle: He is a smart dude.
Elantraceey: Her opinions are always similar to mine.
TheSonofmark: I like reading his insults. They are hilarious.
Punkyveer: Cause she has a smart head on her shoulders.
Nickkylawve: Her comments are usually funny, and I have a thing for funny ladies.
Teempakguy: This guy is a genius.
Mrcork: Really funny guy
Twaci: She is really wise for her age. Her comments most times are really deep.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I haven't followed anyone.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because they followed me.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Few, but I can't mention them for confidentiality sake.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I don't know.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I don't avoid quoting anyone, irrespective of who the person is. If I feel like quoting anyone, I'll quote, if I don't feel like quoting them, I'll just ignore.

Which Romancelander is fake: Many of them have been busted, but few are still roaming freely, thinking that they are smart, not knowing how what they are doing is foolishness in itself.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Okay,
errrmm... this people will be those that I find physically attractive, but I don't find them intelligent or "interesting". I won't mention anyone's name....scratch that...Ireneony.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Mrsphyno. I don't have a crush on her, but I won't mind dating her. I find her....interesting.

Why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I thought I just explained that.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): The ones I like reading their comments.

Your favorite mod: Ishilove/laraiboluwaji and lalasticlala; I hope his pay befits all his hard work.

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, kingtom and 1amlegend....by a mile.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I like Naijaboiy's threads, he always brings something new and interesting to the table.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: None.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: None.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Trust me, no one's personality is similar to mine.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Durrentt, Darven, Delectablegyal, Sweetorgasm
,Cumpolice, Ssoftapples, Mamagee3 and Onila.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Question for another day.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: None.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Misstechy, Mizmycoli, Punkyveer, Ishilove, Naijaboiy, Firestar, Joecutie, larrysun, Teempakguy, Truckpusher, Draify, Taryour, Barcanista, Elantraceey, Mznelly, Caracta, Ronald4life, Sexkillz, Cao, Freecocoa, Amokeme, Dygeasy and a few others.

NL member that tries too hard: Tosyne2much. His earlier thread were nice, but his recent threads are ridden with generalization and poor content.
Wristbangle tries too hard to seem intelligent.
Farano tries too hard to force herself and everyone to believe that she is pretty.

NLer(s) you find intriguing:
Adanna28. Her humility intrigues me.
Mrsphyno: Her personality intrigues me.
Cherlene: The way her mind works intrigues me.
Mrcork: This guy's craziness is intriguing..
Idowuogbo: Her werey is on another level

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Few.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Most of them are from Thesonofmark.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Estharfabian, Wristbangle, Tosyne2much.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: If I want to get to know someone, I know how to go about it, so I don't secretly wish, I act.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): For me, a sexy lady is one that has a pretty face and a slim nice figure. The ladies that fit that profile are Ireneony, Marieolea, Mrsphyno, Sarimah, Nickkylawve, Silviasalifah, Cherryice, Pampy, Draify, Amokeme and Tashaamania, among others.
Nairaland has a lot of sexy ladies.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): *Coughs*

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: For the Mr, I don't think I have seen Ipledge10 even quarrel with anyone. For the Mrs, I think Adanna28.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Honestly I don't know.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Just Searching4love and Vanquay. All sexists are douchebags.

Ebayray:
..

Laveda:

dearpreye:
I've not met her ooooo........Maybe someday. LOL!

QatarPlayboy:
Yeah sweet.

Aminat508:

iamkingzlee:
Name: Kingsley


Age: "95"


Occupation: Student


Are you single, dating or married: It's complicated....


Those u like on Romance Section:

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Bbsh.aron, Sandrah.naub, creamish, Marie.olae

Ebayray:
Hw was ur day...
Hpe it went well...

ssweetorgasm:
@LEZZ ure not going to drag me to ur level, im way above what u can ever think of, i aint going to trade insults with u over ur parents, that is a sign of immaturity, if ure not ashame of urself, me im ashame of myself 4 insulting ur mother, anyways there is a saying that says AGE DOES NOT DETERMINES MATURITY.

QatarPlayboy:
Yeah, it sure went well. i hope urs wasnt exempted?

Name = iPop...

Age = 26...

Occupation = Graphics Artist/Con Artist/Hustler/Gambler/Gamer and believe it or not... ICT Engineer...

Are you single, dating or married = Single:Yes... Dating: Nope... Married: Nope...

Those u like on Romance Section = Adanna28, Aminat508... basically all the big booty ladies and my goons at The Ashewo Beer Parlour... Obontami, Femistico, born2fuck, Mixty, Memphis357, FTBOY, Socialist, too many... SexyCeline, Kilode100... Una tooo much...

Those u dislike on Romance section = Nairaland feminist and Fake ass niqqas and B!tchessss...

Those u find annoying = akthedream...

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) = Dr. Lagusta definately,who else ooo...

Those you follow and wish follows you back = MissAdeife, Rokiatu and Rocktation...

Why do you follow the people you follow = Sometimes... we just click... like Aminat508 and other times... it's the booty... lawd have mercy!!! And them guys.... Real recognise Real...

NLer that has sent u the most PMs = I think me and Adanna28 exchanged the most PM... and RomanyChi too...

How many PMs do you get on average in a day = This one is easy... zero... as in...0

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting = Akthedream...

Which Romancelander is fake = The girls that come on here to preach feminism and still suck up to niggas who use them to play ping-pong...

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date = If you have a big booty... consider yourself considered...

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on = I crush on a lot of girls... on here... especially the ladies brave enough to upload their pictures and them big booty ladies... sadly dating don't work with me... I've tried dating... it just don't work out at all...

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) = I didn't choose anyone... sorry...

Your favorite Romancelander(s) = Aminat508... definately...

Your favorite mod = Once upon a time Ishilove... she then lost it...

Funniest Romancelander(s) = Sadly... none...

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads = Sile12 now known as Exolorer12 or Explorer2... best threader hands down... nobody comes second or third... he's number 1,2 and 3... Baba Ooo... then Passingshot... honorary mention...

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk = None...

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? = None...

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours = Those way no carry Religion for head... the free and logical thinkers...

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life = TonyeBarcanista... Dude can't make up his mind... Is he PDP or APC...

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with = Lol... a lot of nairalanders don't know what it means to get to base one nd base two with the opposite sex... base one is kissing... french kissing and base 2... that's squeezing the breast and caressing... but how would I get to base 1 and 2 without getting to base 3... I would get to base 4 sef... with so many girls I admire on here...

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life = Mixty, Memphis357, Adanna28...

NLer(S) you consider smart = They are all at the Ashawo thread...

NL member that tries too hard = Warriblood...

NLer(s) you find intriguing = Err...

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer = None... the SBANword got censored...

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from = No known originator...

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section = Le Feminists... and women wrappers b!tch ass niggas...

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other = How many times would I stylishly answer this question nah...?!

Who do u often agree with = Logical peeps...

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) = As long as you're not looking like a toothpick... you've got flesh and booty... you're sexy to me...

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) = daretodiffer...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy = Ms. Aminat508...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) = Rocktation... reply my PM nah... haba...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag = I'm too tipsy to type... Goodnight...

lezz:
What do I make of your wasted effort at apology? It isn't the first time you initiated unprovoked parental jibes with me. That's the stratum of reverence you hold for your patents.

You have a dozen monikers with which you can do side boxing and generate several insecure "likes" to your posts. I'm not perturbed.


You attempt to spioil my evening with firsteva for whatever reason. A couple of traded banters and you're pretending to be a victim.


Stay the _fuck away from my posts. There's no correlation between the both of us. You don't interest me in the slightest.

ssweetorgasm:
atleast my attempt was successful, u useless old filthy rag.