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iPopAlomo:
Name = iPop...

Age = 26...

Occupation = Graphics Artist/Con Artist/Hustler/Gambler/Gamer and believe it or not... ICT Engineer...

Are you single, dating or married = Single:Yes... Dating: Nope... Married: Nope...

Those u like on Romance Section = Adanna28, Aminat508... basically all the big booty ladies and my goons at The Ashewo Beer Parlour... Obontami, Femistico, born2fuck, Mixty, Memphis357, FTBOY, Socialist, too many... SexyCeline, Kilode100... Una tooo much...

Those u dislike on Romance section = Nairaland feminist and Fake ass niqqas and B!tchessss...

Those u find annoying = akthedream...

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) = Dr. Lagusta definately,who else ooo...

Those you follow and wish follows you back = MissAdeife, Rokiatu and Rocktation...

Why do you follow the people you follow = Sometimes... we just click... like Aminat508 and other times... it's the booty... lawd have mercy!!! And them guys.... Real recognise Real...

NLer that has sent u the most PMs = I think me and Adanna28 exchanged the most PM... and RomanyChi too...

How many PMs do you get on average in a day = This one is easy... zero... as in...0

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting = Akthedream...

Which Romancelander is fake = The girls that come on here to preach feminism and still suck up to niggas who use them to play ping-pong...

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date = If you have a big booty... consider yourself considered...

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on = I crush on a lot of girls... on here... especially the ladies brave enough to upload their pictures and them big booty ladies... sadly dating don't work with me... I've tried dating... it just don't work out at all...

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) = I didn't choose anyone... sorry...

Your favorite Romancelander(s) = Aminat508... definately...

Your favorite mod = Once upon a time Ishilove... she then lost it...

Funniest Romancelander(s) = Sadly... none...

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads = Sile12 now known as Exolorer12 or Explorer2... best threader hands down... nobody comes second or third... he's number 1,2 and 3... Baba Ooo... then Passingshot... honorary mention...

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk = None...

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? = None...

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours = Those way no carry Religion for head... the free and logical thinkers...

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life = TonyeBarcanista... Dude can't make up his mind... Is he PDP or APC...

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with = Lol... a lot of nairalanders don't know what it means to get to base one nd base two with the opposite sex... base one is kissing...reach kissing and base 2... that's squeezing the breast and caressing... but how would I get to base 1 and 2 without getting to base 3... I would get to base 4 sef... with so many girls I admire on here...

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life = Mixty, Memphis357, Adanna28...

NLer(S) you consider smart = They are all at the Ashawo thread...

NL member that tries too hard = Warriblood...

NLer(s) you find intriguing = Err...

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer = None... the SBANword got censored...

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from = No known originator...

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section = Le Feminists... and women wrappers b!tch ass niggas...

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other = How many times would I stylishly answer this question nah...?!

Who do u often agree with = Logical peeps...

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) = As long as you're not looking like a toothpick... you've got flesh and booty... you're sexy to me...

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) = daretodiffer...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy = Ms. Aminat508...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) = Rocktation... reply my PM nah... haba...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag = I'm too tipsy to type... Goodnight...

lezz:
It wasñt up to you. It is entirely her call. You young , inconsequential, intellectual dwarf with a people-maladjustment.

You're oddly wired by evolution and programmed to be a living, disposable human experiment.

Michellla:
lol.yea we share da same name.

Hey cupcake, enjoying your unexpected hols?

ssweetorgasm:
U worthless swine and a born by mistake, an ugrateful bastard and a lifeless hegoat.

lezz:
Your obvious lack of ability for simple English sentences and word placement make you a poster child for an overgrown , obese buffoon of an adult with a giant feeding bottle that needs romance section validation for a sense of personal fulfilment.

You're part of the bottomless dregs of nairaland community who is lost in the boarder-less sphere of the virtual world.

You have fallen in to the dark from whence you came. Idiota!!!

ssweetorgasm:
URE AN OLD FOOL, U HAVE A MAGGOT BRAIN, URE AN ACCIDENT TO ALL DELIVERY WARD.

lezz:
I am your tormentor-in-chief.

I shall see to it that you serve your only purpose on earth: which is to be a laboratory , human-specimen for testing of human paranoia, schizophrenia and dyslexia.

Scum of the earth.

Ebayray:
..


Hi, good evening....

Cutehector:
hey, howdy

Ebayray:
Ama breezy # nd you?.

ssweetorgasm:
U LOCAl BASTARD AND A FILFTHY DEAD CORPSE, URE D REASON WHY PEOPLE HAVE MIDDLE FINGER

Cutehector:
laugh my ass out.. Breeze dey catch u?

Ebayray:
Hehehehe hehehehehehe...

Nah...

Breezy here means lively... ..


Hw was ur day.

Tabh:
Name: Tabitha
Age: 28
Occupation: Businesswoman
Are you single, dating or married: Single
Those u like on Romance Section: Numerous
Those u dislike on Romance section: the holier than thou people
Those u find annoying: same as above
Those u can't help but read their posts(u
look forward to what they have to say): Tonyebarcanista, truckpusher e.t.c
Those you follow and wish follows you back: None
Why do you follow the people you follow: We got along sometime
NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I can't count
How many PMs do you get on average in a
day: everyday pms
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: What is my business with anyone
Which Romancelander is fake: Who cares
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Ksslib
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: none
why did u choose him/her above?? (what
attracted you to him/her):
Your favorite Romancelander(s): Ochon,Caseless
Your favorite mod: seun
Funniest Romancelander(s): Kingtom,I think
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: dexplorer when be was still active
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: one funny dude before he e-died
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: enough
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: None
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: holier than thou crew,
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: meaning?
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: none*
NLer(S) you consider smart: Coogar
NL member that tries too hard: naijaboiy
NLer(s) you find intriguing: ladyboss1
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Werey
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: those in politics section
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: none
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: none really
Who do u often agree with: Who ever makes sense
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): djeezy
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Too many photoshoped/Catfished
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: dunno
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Most do
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: I don't know.

Cutehector:
loool... Seeems i am gerrin really really old ... My day went well tho... Business as usual. Thank God is friday

Ebayray:
Lolz...

Old as in??!!.


Good to hear...


Yeah, Friday's always cool.

Cutehector:
old as in new slangs r cummin up everyday... And i jst ddnt knw.. Had lectures today?

Ebayray:
Lolz... It's nt possible for u to know everything na...
Even d wisest men in d world do not know everything...
.


Yeah, I did...

Cutehector:
lol yea yea.. So tell me, wad do u knw

Ebayray:
I don't know anything oooo

Cutehector:
u cant be serious nau.. Dats a lie.. Ur studyn law.. And lawyers are smart..

Ebayray:
. Hahahahaha..
. Nt all smart people are lawyers na.. .

Cutehector:
nice one... Nw ur being smart... Nice profile pic tho... Lool see ur teeth

Ebayray:
Lol, yeah..


Thanks a lot..

Lol, don't you know am aspiring to be Oral B ambassador... .

Dnt mind me o, I naturally like smiling..

Cutehector:
hahahahahahaha... Your teeth will have to shine like the mornin star then.. Smiling is actually good.. I remember bak den wen i used to always frown alot... Girls just hated me those days... Buh nw,

Ebayray:
. Lol, yeah..

It's really good o...
A frowning face leaves wrinkles on ur face nd you become old on time... Haven't u seen King Sunny Ade, dat guy still looks young despite his age..


Lol, maybe you looked like a ghost whenever u frowned...

Cutehector:
yeqh yeah... Ebayray.. Whah inspired u in comin up with the username?

Ebayray:
Yeah.

Uh,, dats my name actually.

Cutehector:
are u serious? Cmon dats a lie unless its ebere

Ebayray:
Lolz, yes na.. U've even said it already..