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Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 10:12am On Dec 05, 2015
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Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by lezz(m): 10:28am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
The question should be; Does he even know what muppet means??
If Yes then you succeeded. But if NO, then you're gonna have to replace muppet with something like "dumb as an empty can of sardine" grin, he'll surely understand that! cheesycheesy
lolz, you be bad guyz.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by lezz(m): 10:34am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
He actually uses a nokia x-2 or c-3. The app he uses to edit his photo's are native to nokia java phones that are whatsapp enabled.
bloody Pharaoh!!!

A java phone in this day and age !!!

As if mental and intellectual destitution isn't enough burden already, he is uncommonly broke too?

I'm beginning to feel genuine pity for him cry
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
No offence sire..
[color=grey]No problem boss. Please ignore that tottering dunderhead, the capricious ninny has got no one to vent to.[/color]
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by ZYZZA: 10:45am On Dec 05, 2015
mozele:
lolz. Was thinking you'll be in dreamland by now...
grin[quote author=mozele post=40698446]l
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by cherryice(f): 10:53am On Dec 05, 2015
Truckpusher:
Lol, I do not exist.

Where is yours?
Haba if u do urs, il do mine cheesy
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 11:07am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
None for now, just gonna chillax nd enjoy my weekend. smiley

How bout u?
Good to hear...


I'll be in campus till evening....
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TrapLORD(m): 11:10am On Dec 05, 2015
lezz:
bloody Pharaoh!!!

A java phone in this day and age !!!

As if mental and intellectual destitution isn't enough burden already, he is uncommonly broke too?

I'm beginning to feel genuine pity for him cry
Hehehehe.. U neva chee chum chin grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TrapLORD(m): 11:11am On Dec 05, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]No problem boss. Please ignore that tottering dunderhead, the capricious ninny has got no one to vent to.[/color]
LOL, advice taken..
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TrapLORD(m): 11:12am On Dec 05, 2015
Ebayray:
Good to hear...

I'll be in campus till evening....
Alright then. Have fun smiley
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 11:14am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
Alright then. Have fun smiley
Yeah, u too. smiley.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 11:16am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
LOL, advice taken..
[color=grey]Good, we wouldn't want a redundant fool's corpse on our hand. Would we?[/color]
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TrapLORD(m): 11:19am On Dec 05, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]Good, we wouldn't want a redundant fool's corpse on our hand. Would we?[/color]
Atleast the maggots at Ago-iwoye where he lives will be having a bash feeding off his rotten cadaver.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 11:20am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
Get lost abeg, You nor get gist.
So, this is how you finally displayed your stupidíty? Perverted moonstruck, never show your foolish self in my mentions ever again.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TrapLORD(m): 11:23am On Dec 05, 2015
NewSheriff:
So, this is how you finally displayed your stupidíty? Perverted moonstruck, never show your foolish self in my mentions ever again.
Okay S.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 11:24am On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
Atleast the maggots at Ago-iwoye where he lives will be having a bash feeding off his rotten cadaver.
[color=grey]LMAO.......... And in that way he will be a lot more useful than he will ever be when he is alive..[/color]
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TrapLORD(m): 11:25am On Dec 05, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]LMAO.......... And in that way he will be a lot more useful than he will ever be when he is alive..[/color]
Exactly! smiley
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by iPopAlomo(m): 11:29am On Dec 05, 2015
Adanna28:
Women rappers? You know I'm a femcee, we get along sha, or is it just my booty u agree on.
No no no... the women wrappers... basically means Bittch ass Niggas.... wink

Me and you are cooooool...
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Whynotthetruth(m): 11:53am On Dec 05, 2015
Freemanan:
LATE COMERS....



Name - FREEMAN DuBOIS DAVID



Age - 22


Occupation- MILITARY LOGISTIC OFFICER

Are you single, dating or married - DATING MY BOOKS


Those u like on Romance Section - NOT MUCH. I DONT KNOW THEM BEYOND NL.


Those u dislike on Romance section -,NON

Those u find annoying - FEMINISTS


Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) - FRATERMATHY AND TEEMPAKGUY

Those you follow and wish follows you back - NON.

Why do you follow the people you follow - THEY ENLIGHTEN MY DARK PATH SO MUCH..

NLer that has sent u the most PMs - SOME FREETHINKERS WE SHARE THOUGHTS...

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. - 0.1

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting - TRIBAL ONES..

Which Romancelander is fake. - ALOT.. ASK THE MAN NEXT DOOR.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date - COMMON... I AM A PHILOSOPHER

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - AS ABOVE, SO BELOW...

Your favorite Romancelander(s) - TEEMPAKGUY

Your favorite mod- FYNESTBOI

Funniest Romancelander(s) - SONOFANANIMAL

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads - THAT TOSYN2MUCH DEY TRY... WITH HUS LIEUTENANT WRISTBANGLE

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk - I AM YET TO FINISH THE VAMPIRES DIARY SEF

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? - NON

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. - NON... I AM A PHILOSOPHER NAU...

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life - LALASTICLALA

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with - MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS QUESTION

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life - FRATERMATHY AND MrLeno

NLer(S) you consider smart - FRATERMATHY AND TEEMPAKGUY

NL member that tries too hard. - MOST....

NLer(s) you find intriguing - TEEMPAKGUY % WHYNOTTHETRUTH

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer - ENDTIME EVERYTHING...

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from - OMOTAYOR123

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section - ALMOST ALL... I AM A PHILOSOPHER

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. - I THINK I KNOW THE ONES I WISH TO KNOW...

Who do u often agree with - NON... BLAME ME NOT.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) - TWACI or so...

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) - ALOT

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy - GOODBOIYY... LOL...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). FREEMANAN AND FRATERMATHY.. MEANEST...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag - ALL OF US.. *runs away*
smh... cheesy Enjoy mehn cheesy
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 11:53am On Dec 05, 2015
iPopAlomo:
No no no... the women wrappers... basically means Bittch ass Niggas.... wink

Me and you are cooooool...
Noted wink
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Michellla(f): 12:17pm On Dec 05, 2015
kinglekan:

Ohh, eeyaaaa sowi bout that. But the cold ain't that much here compared to your skul nah
yea,buttt feeling it still
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2015
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type grin )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL cool

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer tongue )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP cheesy

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her tongue

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a ß.D.S.M fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs? huh

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em cheesy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma tongue
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting.... angry

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite tongue

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh lipsrsealed

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:06pm On Dec 05, 2015
JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type grin )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL cool

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer tongue )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP cheesy

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her tongue

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a BDSM fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs? huh

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em cheesy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma tongue
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting.... angry

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite tongue

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh lipsrsealed

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders
Come here & let me plant a little kissy kissy

Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:09pm On Dec 05, 2015
I sight you bruv #Respect!
JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type grin )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL cool

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer tongue )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP cheesy

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her tongue

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a BDSM fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs? huh

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em cheesy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma tongue
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting.... angry

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite tongue

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh lipsrsealed

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by misspicy(f): 1:10pm On Dec 05, 2015
JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type grin )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL cool

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer tongue )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP cheesy

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her tongue

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a BDSM fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs? huh

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em cheesy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma tongue
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting.... angry

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite tongue

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh lipsrsealed

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders
shocked
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by obiorathesubtle: 1:14pm On Dec 05, 2015
JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type grin )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL cool

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer tongue )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP cheesy

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her tongue

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a ß.D.S.M fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs? huh

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em cheesy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma tongue
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting.... angry

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite tongue

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh lipsrsealed

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders

Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:15pm On Dec 05, 2015
TrapLORD:
Okay S.
He's even still scared to mention the moniker. I should have known you're a chicken. No wonder you went for that dirty kid called Lavedà.

Dimwitted misfit, I see you're out on a new prey, Ebayråy. Will you publicly abuse her like you did Lavedà too?

Asinine redundant silly hilly billy. Reply me and get disgraced like darkrebel.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:17pm On Dec 05, 2015
Where's that hypocrite called TheSonOfMark? Show your pig face here. I want to have you for launch.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:21pm On Dec 05, 2015
JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type grin )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL cool

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer tongue )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP cheesy

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her tongue

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a ß.D.S.M fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs? huh

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em cheesy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma tongue
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting.... angry

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite tongue

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh lipsrsealed

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders

Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by misspicy(f): 1:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
wait o....this drama is getting interesting grin









lemme get popcorn cheesycheesy

Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Come here & let me plant a little kissy kissy
Rrrrrrr moy caliente
*quickly brushes teeth*

STFUareyouGod:
I sight you bruv #Respect!
Comrade cool
*fistbump*

misspicy:
shocked
A fly just entered your mouth lipsrsealed
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by Nobody: 1:35pm On Dec 05, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Name:Obiora McbigDick bigpaeyniz

Age:35

Occupation: porn star

Are you single, dating or married :non of the above- mutual understanding

Those u like on Romance Section:naijaboiy,stupidity,iambae, darven, naughtynaughty
iamlegend1,estharfabian, decker, adanna28, misspicy and a very few others


Those u dislike on Romance section:mamagee3

Those u find annoying :mamagee3

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say):Decker,adanna28,iamlegend1,stupidity, humanbeing1st, punkyveer

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I have no idea

Why do you follow the people you follow:because the sky is blue

NLer that has sent u the most PMs:I've never received a pm

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. :approximately 0

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting:one homosexual like that

Which Romancelander is fake.: delectablygyal

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:I'll get back to you.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: prettythicksme

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): her nice lips

Your favorite Romancelander(s): this shiit is so gay!

Your favorite mod: I keep away from the cops. I'm black! du'uh!

Funniest Romancelander(s):stupidity,iamlegend1

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:naijaboiy, darven

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:adanna28, misspicy, decker, estharfabian, iambae

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: zara.girl. She has an attitude

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : I have a thousand personalities

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Durentt, softapples
, mamagee3


NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:the fÚck is that?

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life:obiorathesubtle

Romancelander you consider smart: everyone.

NL member that tries too hard.: obiorathesubtle

NLer(s) you find intriguing :thesadist

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer :uuuuh. I don't learn insults

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: no reply

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: recently, everybody!

Who do u often agree with:everybody

Romancelander that you secretly wish you both can get to know each other.:prettythicksme


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex):prettythicksme

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex):can't remember faces

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : nobody is nice! Everyone is a dick in their own way.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: same as above

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :I'm not comfortable with this question

Tags:
Anybody mentioned above
I'm honoured, sire!
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