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JimiCoker:
A fly just entered your mouth

obontami:
Name: JesuSeunGbanGbanNinuAyeMi MokeHalleluyah

Age: FEB 14

Occupation: SELF EMPLOYED

Are you single, dating or married: LEMME SAY IM ONLY AFTER SMASHING ANY GIRL WITH BIG FAT ASS

Those u like on Romance Section: ALL MY ASHEWO BEER PALOUR CREW e.g joseph1832 FTBOY femistico poweredcom atmy1 debetmx tunnababs jaybee happney and the rest

Those u dislike on Romance section: IRUNOOBOO

Those u find annoying: IRUNOOBOO

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): joseph1832

Those you follow and wish follows you back: lalasticlala and seun

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because I love their personality

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: a whole lot of them but I don't wanna list names

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: one or two

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: kilode.100 ,kinky.angela ,fl.ips and magic.minister

Which Romancelander is fake: IRUNOOBOO

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: RICHGANG cos she got fat ass

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: MISSSTELLA

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): cos she's cute and meek

Your favorite Romancelander(s): ALL MY ASHEWO BEER PALOUR CREW aside them I think my fav romancelanders includes sonofmark ,joseph1832, tosyne2much adaure4ever, prettythicksme and jollyjoy

Your favorite mod: lalasticlala

Funniest Romancelander(s): WARRIBLOOD and b0rn2fuck

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: dobobobo (though its no longer active), Nitefury

Romancelander(s) you stalk their diary: I have never read anybody's diary on NL

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s): magic.minister and dindondin

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/quite similar to yours: Akthedream ,totoisgud, ilovetotodie, adaure4ever, bomasek, FTBOY and joseph1832

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: IRUNOOBOO/searching4love

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: None.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: whisper2esi and amicableSavage

NLer(S) that tries too hard: IRUNOOBOO/searchiing4love that dude is a low lifer

NLer(s) you find intriguing: MISSSTELLA sonofmark joseph1832

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: I) UGLY MUCHECHE,
ii) LOW LIFE HERMIT,
Iii) LONELY DINGBAT

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Akthedream

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: anybody against prostitution and casual sex

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: I will like that to be a secret

Who do u often agree with: joseph1832 and FTBOY

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): inasmuch she gat big booty,cute face and flat tummy

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): I ve
seen some really ugly NL girls, I don't think I wanna mention their monokers

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms: I think that should be captainswag(I hope I got the name right) and firstEVA

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): agarawu23, blackett

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: IRUNOOBOO [/i]

misspicy:
why would you tell a lie like that
btw whu did your two wives leave you,are you poor or small

JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a ß.D.S.M fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs?

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting....

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders

TrapLORD:
Its your curse/cross. Carry it. Or STFU!

obontami:
Name: JesuSeunGbanGbanNinuAyeMi MokeHalleluyah

Age: FEB 14

Occupation: SELF EMPLOYED

Are you single, dating or married: LEMME SAY IM ONLY AFTER SMASHING ANY GIRL WITH BIG FAT ASS

Those u like on Romance Section: ALL MY ASHEWO BEER PALOUR CREW e.g joseph1832 FTBOY femistico poweredcom atmy1 debetmx tunnababs jaybee happney and the rest

Those u dislike on Romance section: IRUNOOBOO

Those u find annoying: IRUNOOBOO

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): joseph1832

Those you follow and wish follows you back: lalasticlala and seun

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because I love their personality

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: a whole lot of them but I don't wanna list names

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: one or two

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: kilode.100 ,kinky.angela ,fl.ips and magic.minister

Which Romancelander is fake: IRUNOOBOO

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: RICHGANG cos she got fat ass

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: MISSSTELLA

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): cos she's cute and meek

Your favorite Romancelander(s): ALL MY ASHEWO BEER PALOUR CREW aside them I think my fav romancelanders includes sonofmark ,joseph1832, tosyne2much adaure4ever, prettythicksme and jollyjoy

Your favorite mod: lalasticlala

Funniest Romancelander(s): WARRIBLOOD and b0rn2fuck

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: dobobobo (though its no longer active), Nitefury

Romancelander(s) you stalk their diary: I have never read anybody's diary on NL

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s): magic.minister and dindondin

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/quite similar to yours: Akthedream ,totoisgud, ilovetotodie, adaure4ever, bomasek, FTBOY and joseph1832

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: IRUNOOBOO/searching4love

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: None.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: whisper2esi and amicableSavage

NLer(S) that tries too hard: IRUNOOBOO/searchiing4love that dude is a low lifer

NLer(s) you find intriguing: MISSSTELLA sonofmark joseph1832

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: I) UGLY MUCHECHE,
ii) LOW LIFE HERMIT,
Iii) LONELY DINGBAT

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Akthedream

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: anybody against prostitution and casual sex

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: I will like that to be a secret

Who do u often agree with: joseph1832 and FTBOY

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): inasmuch she gat big booty,cute face and flat tummy

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): I ve
seen some really ugly NL girls, I don't think I wanna mention their monokers

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms: I think that should be captainswag(I hope I got the name right) and firstEVA

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): agarawu23, blackett

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: IRUNOOBOO [/i]

JimiCoker:
Cuz I'd hate for you to open your mouth to kiss me and I see a swarm of larvae dancing the jig

Eeer I'm a widower, as in my wives are in a better place/resting/in my heart/no more.....

Ready for No 3 BTdubs.
No 4 start getting ready

NewSheriff:
You want to deny you're not an attention seeker? What was the reason for this thread which depicts you're not only an attention seeker but a small-headed pig??

There are many of them.

JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a ß.D.S.M fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs?

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting....

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders

misspicy:
wait o....this drama is getting interesting









lemme get popcorn

halfrica:
No tell me say na only u wan finish that drink nd pop corn
Oga pour for me

misspicy:
taaaa
you are too small.to drink fanta....go and take water from the fridge

halfrica:
Na me u use hypo wash like dis abi?? continue

misspicy:
.....oya come and take bee bee...je ko mo orun mi waye....