₦airaland Forum

Oyind17:
Hmmmm....na who u dey fight with?

shizzy7:
Amebo is our hubby....

For now it's still a draw..

Representatives of APA, APGA, KOWA, DPP(Democratic People's Party) are on their way.

Halfrica na Jega.

Missspicy wants to join the Spectators Club of Nairaland(SCON)... What shall we offer her?

I suggest Boiled beans mixed with raw egg - Yummy

halfrica:
Lap wetin
Bicycle no fit carry BRT bus

ssweetorgasm:
yeah i remembered, what baffles me is that d lines he used were lines used by our forefathers, "anyways do u think that game will work with over 2.5 first half?

Jolllyjoy:
are you enjoying the match?

QatarPlayboy:
Bro pls i dnt wanna ever hear such moniker when am been referred to. *The HATE is REAL*

ur boy dey jare. hw ur way na? ur boy is loyal sir!

QatarPlayboy:
Na one fool fooling his old age.

halfrica:
I dnt kno if its home or away sef

QatarPlayboy:
The fool is so annoying i swear. why am i nt even mentioning his moniker sef,..is he mad? Sinnzu, pucaxo, Traplord is so annoying.

Oyind17:
Hmmmm.....try and avoid the person don't reply him/her again. Are u through with what you were doing?
Jolllyjoy come here

Oyind17:
Misstiny

profojah:
Ahnahn PlayBoy. You don't need all this na.. This is a faceless forum. Someone that's always says good about you.. Anyways, I just asked of you from her and she said it also been a while she saw your post too.. Be a man jor, I don't like what you doing. For how long will you keep HATING..

My side good!. Let's talk on Facebook after Chelsea match

Jolllyjoy:
no home match.


U no dey see apc and pdp there?

halfrica:
Ow i go fat i wan steal am?? wen hunger dey always molest me *crying*

Jolllyjoy:
no seat again.


Shizzy7 abeg lap her,i ho lap halfrica na she her weight light pass


*@waiter, more porncorn pls

Oyind17:
Oga ojah, good evening

QatarPlayboy:
The fool is so annoying i swear. why am i nt even mentioning his moniker sef,..is he mad? Sinnzu, pucaxo, Traplord is so annoying.

Barca over 2.5 is a sure thing na. messi 2goals, neymar nd suarez one each.

Jolllyjoy:
am here like obasanjo who dnt want to leave politics:

Oyind17:
Come take some of my fat you wen be big girl, abeg leave matter for Mathias

ssweetorgasm:
I feel pity 4 u

profojah:
Ahnahn PlayBoy. You don't need all this na.. This is a faceless forum. Someone that's always says good about you.. Anyways, I just asked of you from her and she said it also been a while she saw your post too.. Be a man jor, I don't like what you doing. For how long will you keep HATING..

My side good!. Let's talk on Facebook after Chelsea match

JimiCoker:
Name: Mr. Afonja Jimi Coker

Age: Late 40's

Occupation: Oil Bunkerer

Are you single/dating/married: Widowered, twice over (looking for No 3 as I type )

Those u like on Romance Section: Obiorathesubtle, IamLEGEND1, Primeministerr, ButchCassidy, Naijaboiy, STFUareyougod and few others (#BluhdGang)

Those u dislike on Romance section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt and all other homosexuαls hiding behind female monikers.

Those u find annoying: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, that fαggot that is forever exposing 'fake' monikers (I think its name is Dave) and all other retαrds on NL

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): #BluhdGang and PunkyVeer.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I follow anybody I like.....Rick Ross (if he were a NLer )

Why do you follow the people you follow: Cuz I hardly remember monikers and I may need reinforcement one day when tackling a particularly imbeςilic OP

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Misspicy

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: On a good day like 17.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Reasonable posters, I'm here for dimwitted neanderthals.

Which Romancelander is fake: All of us! I should know, I'm a robot programmed by Seun to bash all senseless posters

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: There's this popular NLer with a particularly protuberant backside (can't recall her name).....her

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: PunkyVeer

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): I have a ß.D.S.M fetish and she doesn't seem like the type that would shy away from whipping my bare αss silly. Also she kinda sounds like a dominatrix.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Your favorite mod: Yeah, who doesn't like Narcs?

Funniest Romancelander(s): #BluhdGang

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: I don't really take note of names. I love moroniς threads, so I get to bash some sense into the OP's skull and girl-bashing threads, so I can bask in em

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Oh, you mean those poorly written accounts of the boring lives of teenagers and premature dunςes?? All of them cuz I'm a masochist, I enjoy reading migraine-inducing gibberish.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: NIL

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: #BluhdGang

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Non, I give all my dirty slaps online. And I really put my back into them

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Majority of NLers have no clue what this means Naijaboiy. Maybe you should've made it person wey you for like follow tosh sumtinx or roma roma
Basically every NLer with an impressive rear and massive jugs

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I've met many of you, but y'all have no idea its me. Beware, I may just be that quiet guy on your street....watching.....waiting....

NLer(S) you consider smart: #BluhdGang

NL member that tries too hard: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/imbeciles on NL

NLer(s) you find intriguing: BluhdGang and PunkyVeer

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Learned ke? Abi na me be prof

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: My daddy

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Mamagee3, Mizquote, Durentt, and all the shemales/troglodytes on NL

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Secret fa. Its common knowledge that any girl with bakassi is my cryptonite

Who do u often agree with: #BluhdGang

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mamagee3, Mizquote and every other impish chimpanzee carbon-copy on NL

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Well there's non uglier than me in either sex, so I can't decide without being biased

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: By nice guy you mean a feminine dude that's all sweetness and roses bah. I no know oh

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Ah! C'est moi et mes amis, #BluhdGang

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Me & Misspicy (King & Queen)

Cc All NairaLanders

ssweetorgasm:
all my games don enta! remain barca match, i even stake bayern and mancity to lose and e enta, im so suprise, if barca win na 700k go come out o, bro abeg pray 4 me lol

profojah:
Madam.. Good evening. Your sis said she missed you and I tried to call you BUT you weren't picking...

How you dey?

shizzy7:

You mean I should lap this fat Misspicy...

The lord is my strength!!!
I gat your back spicy with the miss.

halfrica:
As honorable jega i hereby declare the voting of insults opened please do not go against d law i jega no dey collect bribe now pour out ur feelins with insult ur insults on nl is ur right use it!!!!!!

TrapLORD:
Here.. Share it with that other half-man.

halfrica:
Mummy tank u for d donation of fats awwww m comin by d way na yansh fat i like o


Mathias the guy na werey no mind am

Big girl Why u makin cry big girls dnt cry so m nt a big girl

QatarPlayboy:
I WILL AWAYS PRAY FOR YOU.

Oyind17:
Hmmmm.....try and avoid the person don't reply him/her again. Are u through with what you were doing?
Jolllyjoy come here

ssweetorgasm:
mcheew have u forgoteen dat im whitewitch?