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Estharfabian:
LoL

U asked for it! imma Let the cat outta the bag...
first things first...You find me annoying! yes! I read Your slumbook ish....
Secondly, U don't like "Sarcasm"...I live and breathe sarcasm...

thirdly, You're too Uptight...You can't decipher a joke from a post...weird!

And lastly...I might be Katsaridaphobic buh ain't scared of Anyone...Especially not one that's invisible!

PS----there's no such word as "Too smart"...Buh yeah! thanks for the compliment!

Decker:
Yes, Esther, I find you annoying, but not in the way you think. The truth is, you amaze me.

Who told you I am not a fan of sarcasm? I also enjoy being sarcastic, when I want to be.

I am too uptight? I can't differentiate a joke from a post? Really? What makes you so sure? You'd be surprised if you really got to know me.

Almost 90% of girls are scared of cockroaches, so don't think you have a distinctive phobia.

Dummy! Too smart isn't a word, it's a phrase.

LoL excuse me? Have you met You? You're bossy, edgy, nervy, apprehensive, nd Uptight.... On every thread.. little wonder some NL folks think you're the new version of the deactivated meanie "misssclassy"...

Uh..Oh! It isn't a word? Thought You said I Was Smart? Now, who's the dummy, dummy??

PS---I amaze You in an Annoying way? keep talking......***

And hey! don't u dare think coz I have a phobia for cockroaches means I'm A girlygirl! I ain't!

Johnnoah1st:
trying sha, all dos i knew on dis section av even changed dere monickers, dont knw who is who again

Estharfabian:
Well, one thing's for sure...I CAN'T marry An uneducated man... uneducated===dumb!! Fück certs!

Buh for the guys...Why the hell not? They'd probably feel threatened(emasculated) by an educated/ intelligent woman, hence! they go back to the forests/seas/bushes in search for Virgin wives they could Clamp their hands on And feel superior..

Captainswag225:
lol, its not easy oo, the last time i visited the derailers paradise, i felt like a stranger. new monikers everyday, some guys even parade as ladies. its soo sick lol.....ish u all the best on dis section, b i will be back to cheer u up for mr nairaland!

Jolllyjoy:



e be like say some no knw wetin uneducated mean.

I dey tellzz You!

danbrowndmf:
First of all...what's your definition of uneducated person?

Uneducated=dump people...

danbrowndmf:
First of all...what's your definition of uneducated person?

Uneducated=dumb people...

Estharfabian:
LoL excuse me? Have you met You? You're bossy, edgy, nervy, apprehensive, nd Uptight.... On every thread.. little wonder some NL folks think you're the new version of the deactivated meanie "misssclassy"...

Uh..Oh! It isn't a word? Thought You said I Was Smart? Now, who's the dummy, dummy??

PS---I amaze You in an Annoying way? keep talking......***

And hey! don't u dare think coz I have a phobia for cockroaches means I'm A girlygirl! I ain't!

Decker:
Smart people do make mistakes, don't they, Esther?

Behind all those personality traits you mentioned, lies a jovial, fun loving guy, you just haven't seen it. And I don't get to show that part of myself to everyone.

Esther, you are a girlygirl. No matter how hard you try to not seem like one, I can see you and I know you are. I can see the real you.

You love puppies. You find kittens adorable. You like animals generally, but you prefer the small ones.
You love being around babies. You are scared of rats and cockroaches, you enjoy the solitary of being alone to your thoughts, with your headphones, listening to your music. You are uncomfortable being around people. You find small talk annoying and you wonder why people even engage in unnecessary chit chats. You are emotional and fragile. You are easily affected and overwhelmed by emotion. And little things make you cry.

You crave your own personal space and quiet time. You'd probably be shy and unsettled if a guy walked up to you. You think before you talk, so you wouldn't say something you'd regret, and when you, you beat yourself up for that.

Your Nairaland personality is the fulfillment of the fantasy you have always had. You'd probably give whoever created the internet a hug for giving you the freedom to be vocal and express yourself in ways you wouldn't normally do, and it also gives people the chance to see how smart you are, or how smart you think you are.

Okay! now I'm spooked! Somewhat scared..

Buh lemme make a few corrections...I don't cry easily...It's for the weak!
Yes! I'm shy...Buh not all that shy...

And No! I ain't scared of rats! Who is? really?

LoL...seriously, I honestly dunno what to say! You completely read me! Good work Mr Decker! I'd be sure to be less obvious next time....And I still stand by my word Decker! I ain't girly...atleast I try not to be....

Is there anything you'd like to add? maybe my best food? and The color of my teeth? You've said pretty much! keeping a diary is useless!

How bout You Tough guy? Are u always like this?Reading people without their permission/consent!?

Estharfabian:
Uneducated=dumb people...

Estharfabian:
Okay! now I'm spooked! Somewhat scared..

Buh lemme make a few corrections...I don't cry easily...It's for the weak!
Yes! I'm shy...Buh not all that shy...

And No! I ain't scared of rats! Who is? really?

LoL...seriously, I honestly dunno what to say! You completely read me! Good work Mr Decker! I'd be sure to be less obvious next time....And I still stand by my word Decker! I ain't girly...atleast I try not to be....

Is there anything you'd like to add? maybe my best food? and The color of my teeth? You've said pretty much! keeping a diary is useless!

How bout You Tough guy? Are u always like this?Reading people without their permission/consent!?

Decker:
I am currently watching season one of Empire, so pardon me if my replies are coming late. I have had it on my laptop for months but I just ignored it. I just reluctantly decided to watch it this morning and I was hooked instantly. Great film.

Yes you are girly Esther, and me and you know it. You just don't want to admit it.
Did you grow up around boys? Was your male parent more present during your childhood than your female parent? Do you have more male relatives your age, than female relatives? Cause that would explain a lot, especially why you don't want to be associated with the word term 'girly'

Yes, I read people without their permission. In fact, I enjoy it. I see the part of them that they hide from the world....the real them.

No No...it's alright! I totally understand....t's a beautiful movie...

LoL! I actually have 4 brothers! I'm the only girl...

so, what episode are You in? empires, I mean!?

Estharfabian:
No No...it's alright! I totally understand....t's a beautiful movie...

LoL! I actually have 4 brothers! I'm the only girl...

so, what episode are You in? empires, I mean!?

Decker:
I was right after all. I understand how it must have been for you. Constantly wishing you had a sister, even if it was just one. You probably even wished your dad would adopt a girl child.

I am currently in episode ten. Season one is just twelve episodes, so I might get to finish it tonight. Have you watched the entire season?

Honestly? Not really....I miss having a sissy sometimes...Buh I loved the attention!! the extra affection was nice...there's no way I wanted sharing that!

Honestly, I Only watched a lil....I have the two seasons Right in my Hardrive Buh I don't wanna get engaged innit yet...I still have a couple of exams to go...then, Voila! I'd resume watching TV'ss... You just made me wish I had watched it earlier...the hype and all...

Estharfabian:
Honestly? Not really....I miss having a sissy sometimes...Buh I loved the attention!! the extra affection was nice...there's no way I wanted sharing that!

Honestly, I Only watched a lil....I have the two seasons Right in my Hardrive Buh I don't wanna get engaged innit yet...I still have a couple of exams to go...then, Voila! I'd resume watching TV'ss... You just made me wish I had watched it earlier...the hype and all...

Decker:
Hmmm, I see....

Exams huh? Yea, you should concentrate on your exams, after that you can watch all the movies you want. Anyway wishing you all the success you need.

So, Esther, why don't you want to upload your picture? I know the reason, should I say it?

Uh...Yes please!

People think it's coz I'm Uglee...Watcha think? same thing? wouldn't be surprised!

Morning BTW....and thankyou

Estharfabian:
Uh...Yes please!

People think it's coz I'm Uglee...Watcha think? same thing? wouldn't be surprised!

Morning BTW....and thankyou

Decker:
Morning to you too. I hope you slept well? How is the harmattan treating ya?

Okay Esther, I'll tell you.
Since you were a kid, you have always been concerned about your looks and what people thought about it. Not that you are not pretty, in fact you are, and people have told you that in the past, and when you look at the mirror, you see your pretty features, but you aren't satisfied with that. You don't think you are as pretty as you want to be.
You are always conscious of how you look, especially in a public setting, which isn't any different from social media.

You are concerned about what people would think about how you look. "Would they criticize you? Would they find you attractive? Would it change their general perception of you?" All these thoughts go through your mind.
You want to be perfect and for you to upload a picture, it has to be perfect.

You see your intelligence as your number one strength, not your looks. So you prefer people focusing on that, than on your looks. If you post your picture, people will be more interested in how you look than on what you type, which is basically the reason you love being on Nairaland....for people to admire what an intelligent lady you are. The ultimate fantasy.

You see yourself as the smartest female around, but if you upload your picture, you know there are other ladies you think are prettier than you and you will play second fiddle to them, in that department, and you wouldn't want that. You want to be the best.

People will begin to focus all their attention on your looks instead of on your brilliant mind. You don't want to be judged by your looks.

And not uploading your picture creates a sense of mystery about you. It leaves them guessing.

Uh....You're somewhat right...Buh not entirely!
@Bolded, You're very right decker! very right....

PS--I don't upload My pics on social media because-I really don't wanna be recognised...recognised in the sense that "Hey, aren't u Estharfabian on NL?)" LoL! I hate the attention in reality...Buh Online? it's pretty cool I could get used to it!

i once made the mistake of posting my real pictures and precise location on fb back then...people stalked me, twasnt pretty... i had lots of E-haters! I had to deactivate and change my number....that bad huh?

I tend to get people's attention...incase U haven't noticed(I Look for trouble, my views are always different from others)..in any social Media I join....(No! I ain't being cocky) even before they See me foreal or see a picture of me.. it's a gift, I guess?


BTW....what's all this hype about intelligence? You're way smarter than i am!

Estharfabian:
Uh....You're somewhat right...Buh not entirely!
@Bolded, You're very right decker! very right....

BTW....what's all this hype about intelligence? You're way smarter than i am!

Decker:
@bolded, why do you think so?

uhm...I Read Your diary!? You write good...


PS---The harmattan was nice at first...Buh right now, I'm having second thoughts....My lips Are so Dry, i think they'll soon fall off....How's the harmattan? u like?

No church, lemme guess...Atheist?

Estharfabian:
uhm...I Read Your diary!? You write good...


PS---The harmattan was nice at first...Buh right now, I'm having second thoughts....My lips Are so Dry, i think they'll soon fall off....How's the harmattan? u like?

No church, lemme guess...Atheist?

Decker:
Thanks!

I won't say I hate the harmattan. I like the cold, but I hate the dryness of the atmosphere, and the effect that dryness has on my skin.

Yea, no church for me today. Maybe next sunday I will be church.
The issue of church and christianity as a whole and how I view it as a religion and an institution, is a bit complex. I was born into a christian home, but I am not actually a devote. Religion as it is practiced, isn't really something I am a fan of.

How about you? No church today?

Uh...Nope! there's no way I was gonna bathe at the early Hours of the morning! the cold was intoxicating! no fücking way!

Uhm...I really don't bother myself with Religion or whatever...I just do not overdo it...I believe there's A God...something superior, unexplainable... Buh nah! I don't worry my head with thing that do not add to my life....! I go to church coz I want to and because I'd like to atleast give thanks to this being...Buh other than that....I don't give a fück bout anything!

...I get this headaches every morning...I! thinking it's one of the effects of harmattan...my allergies have awoken! watery eyes, headaches, coughs, fever... antihistamines doesn't seem to work anymore..honestly? I hate harmattan!..

Estharfabian:
Uh...Nope! there's no way I was gonna bathe at the early Hours of the morning! the cold was intoxicating! no fücking way!

Uhm...I really don't bother myself with Religion or whatever...I just do not overdo it...I believe there's A God...something superior, unexplainable... Buh nah! I don't worry my head with thing that do not add to my life....! I go to church coz I want to and because I'd like to atleast give thanks to this being...Buh other than that....I don't give a fück bout anything!

...I get this headaches every morning...I! thinking it's one of the effects of harmattan...my allergies have awoken! watery eyes, headaches, coughs, fever... antihistamines doesn't seem to work anymore..honestly? I hate harmattan!..

Decker:
Lol. Quite interesting.... We have a lot more in common than I thought, Doctor Esther.

It seems you love using adjectives a lot...it's funny though. I like it.

And please, what radio station do you intern in? What do you do actually? I have always been a fan of radio. When I was younger, I dreamed about working in one, as an OAP But now, that dream is dead and buried

Lol


Don't call me that yet! Besides, it's dentist, remember?

Uh...Mostly we do talkshows for 30mins....I add some humor, giggle a bit...Talk to peeps Via call sessions...they All seem to like my voice and all! so! I think I'm definitely gonna get the job...the Pay is great tho! That's the only reason i'm involved innit and the timing is great! It doesn't clash with lectures..
PS----its also a faceless thingyzz...All they hear is Your voice!

Paradise FM... that's the radio station...

Uh....You could go for an interview or something...? I really dunno how it works...I simply called their lines oneday to air my views on a topic they were discussing and The next thing i know...they called my line asking if i was interested in being an intern for a talk show...i was shocked! buh when i heard i was gonna be paid! i Flew at the opportunity!

Estharfabian:
Lol


Don't call me that yet! Besides, it's dentist, remember?

Uh...Mostly we do talkshows for 30mins....I add some humor, giggle a bit...Talk to peeps Via call sessions...they All seem to like my voice and all! so! I think I'm definitely gonna get the job...the Pay is great tho! That's the only reason i'm involved innit and the timing is great! It doesn't clash with lectures..
PS----its also a faceless thingyzz...All they hear is Your voice!

Paradise FM... that's the radio station...

Uh....You could go for an interview or something...? I really dunno how it works...I simply called their lines oneday to air my views on a topic they were discussing and The next thing i know...they called my line asking if i was interested in being an intern for a talk show...i was shocked! buh when i heard i was gonna be paid! i Flew at the opportunity!

SlimBrawnie:
They do and always will. Its common to see men go back to the villa to marry and possibly train a lady in his own house.... while fornicating/adulterating with the educated single ladies.

But the possibility of a guy going to school after marriage is very slim except for further studies.

Decker:
I am speaking into your future, baby girl. The words you speak has power...but in this case it's the letters you write
You need to start calling yourself that.

A dentist is also a doctor!

Great stuff you have going on for you. You are definitely not the average girl your age. I would like to hear that voice of yours that left the radio presenters stunned.
Paradise fm? You stay in Calabar?

I can't really go into radio, even if I wanted to. I kind of have a lot on my plate already.
And even if I was to go into radio, I can only work in lagos, at either Beat fm or Cool fm. They have the best OAPs in the game, and I would only want to work alongside the best, plus Lagos is the center of entertainment & that modern social lifestyle.

LoL thanks!

Thanks for the prophesy! I'm seeing a whole new side of "decker"... How comforting!

Besides, trust me...it's not just the word I write...

Uh...EazyPIZZY! I'd send You a voice note!


Yeah...yeah! Lag is the "It " state...where it all happens... Cool FM, Beat fm, Rhythm, Wazobia Are the Big stations...i only dream to work there! Really intelligent folks... Unlike Paradise FM, I wonder where they get this people from!!

What exactly do You do?

Estharfabian:
LoL thanks!

Thanks for the prophesy! I'm seeing a whole new side of "decker"... How comforting!

Besides, trust me...it's not just the word I write...

Uh...EazyPIZZY! I'd send You a voice note!


Yeah...yeah! Lag is the "It " state...where it all happens... Cool FM, Beat fm, Rhythm, Wazobia Are the Big stations...i only dream to work there! Really intelligent folks... Unlike Paradise FM, I wonder where they get this people from!!

What exactly do You do?

Decker:
Yea, I only reveal this side of myself to people that are worth revealing it to.

Just post the link to the voice note, and mention me when you do.

I have an eye for the good stuff. That's why I would want to work in the big radio stations. Lagos OAPs are a class above the others. They have better accents, they are way smarter, witty and more creative.
That's the way it is with every other area of my life. I always go for the best. It's a hunger that can't be quenched.

What do I do? I do a lot of things. I am in the university and I work too. But currently, I am working on a big project that's going to revolutionize the whole structure of education in Nigeria. I ain't kidding.

Do you know mznelly? She is a lot like you. There was a tiime I thought both of you were the same person. You should get to know her. She is about your age too. She also has that radio presenter kind of voice.

Uh....honestly? I really dunno how to do that...the VN link ish? Teach me? where do I record or sth?

Really? people that are worth revealing it to? Now, I feel special already!

And hey! let me in on the Big project! U gonna create an External harddisk that U could insert into student's(preferably me?) brains during exams? coz that's the only thing I could think of that could take education into a whole new level

Uh...Mznellly? same person? hell to the no! Uh...In Nairaland, yeah! I read her diary sometimes...Buh nah! she isn't like me... in so many unspoken ways!

Bout the voice...duuuur!..I never said I had the radio presenter kinda voice!

You seem like you'd go places, keep the fire burning!

Estharfabian:
Uh....honestly? I really dunno how to do that...the VN link ish? Teach me? where do I record or sth?

Really? people that are worth revealing it to? Now, I feel special already!

And hey! let me in on the Big project! U gonna create an External harddisk that U could insert into student's(preferably me?) brains during exams? coz that's the only thing I could think of that could take education into a whole new level

Uh...Mznellly? same person? hell to the no! Uh...In Nairaland, yeah! I read her diary sometimes...Buh nah! she isn't like me... in so many unspoken ways!

Bout the voice...duuuur!..I never said I had the radio presenter kinda voice!

You seem like you'd go places, keep the fire burning!

Decker:
I will show you
Just go to -- http://www.datafilehost.com
Upload your voice note, then copy and paste the link here. Easy peezy!

You don't need to feel special, you are special. Always have that in mind.

Don't worry, when the stuff drops, you'd know. I ain't telling you nada. Yes, I know I am going places. I am too smart and talented to be an average person. I am destined for greatness.

Radio presenters have a distinctive voice. The kind of voice that speaks to the soul. A voice out of the ordinary.
From what you described, it seems that's the kind of voice you have.

Uh...gracias!

i'd do that..... Probably mention yah with the link On my diary... watcha think!? Don't get disappointed anyways...

LoL! I'm looking forward to the Educational Revolution....


You're too smart? conceited much?

Decker uses Smileys...Lol! you surprise me!