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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:13pm On Dec 06, 2015

MrTopeQs,how are you now. FTC BACK2BACK

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 9:16pm On Dec 06, 2015

DharmyYinks:
mhizrikis... casting crowns?? Dnt even knw d title just part of d lyrics

Hehehe, Alright. Now you know grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 9:17pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
It doesn't matter. . Wait,were you the person who promised to PM me? Can't remember

Nay, not me

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:20pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
MrTopeQs,how are you now. FTC BACK2BACK

I'm fine jare, thanks..................how that grave-yard of a city called ABJ

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:21pm On Dec 06, 2015

TheMainMan, how far, how market grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:22pm On Dec 06, 2015

Mhizrikis:

Nay, not me

okay ma.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:25pm On Dec 06, 2015

TopeQs:

I'm fine jare, thanks..................how that grave-yard of a city called ABJ

LOL.Its boring o. Not everywhere in ABJ is like a graveyard o. Anyway,it's a graveyard where I stay.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 06, 2015

TopeQs:

I'm getting better jare.......BTW that mrlarem stuff was just to probably bring a smile on ya face.....hope I didn't bee(jump) like Yoruba will say.....

Lolz..it did bring a smile 2 my face..thanks. Get well soon.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2015

[b] As I reash church I first notice say like 70% of us wear suit and like 90% wear black suit so bad me come d unique in my blue suit grin

I just waka majestically and synthetically go siddon for my seat, first thing wey I notice be say my left and right na guys siddon there but girls d my back and front sha ( I just tell maserf say this church go boring die today cry

As dancing time ready... I just d my own d do big boy dance naim peeps jus d meet me say em like my suit ooo I jus d smile d catch Cruz as usual cheesy

... One chick wey fine like maltina bottle come tell me for ear say I LOVE YOUR SUIT AND WOULDN'T MIND COMING OVER TO COLLECT IT .... My mind firs ring like Nokia torchlight ringtone .... I jus decide compose smile tell her thanks grin

(for my mind... Your number go enter my phone today grin

)

As e d hot.. Pastor jus begin talk say TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND TELL HIM/HER I LOVE YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.... na so I turn see say my neighbor na guy (that na 14yrs niyen ooo) I jus burst laf turn face my forward... D guy serf burst laff before I know people jus d laf anyhow cus boys no gree talk am to fellow guys grin

I jus d reason the babe wey d my front as she fine reash and the pickup line to use for her

[/b]

Make I add tomato paste for this beans I d come grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2015

TopeQs:
TheMainMan, how far, how market

... E don do na.. Shey i offend all of u bfr ni... cry

...

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
okay ma.

Yes sir

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2015

[b] As e d go

I jus decide begin do survey of the church

Omo that church get fine girls gaan ooo shocked

e be like na only COZA and maybe RHEMA fit boast say dem get finer girls than the church undecided

I jus sight one smallie wey d look me , as ah catch her she jus pretend like say no be me she bin d look but as per sharp guy I dn already code wassup... After gbogbotigbo.. Offering time reach grin

Thank God say their offering envelope no be those white transparent ones... I jus dip hand for my suit comot my 20# stylishly put am for offering basket as if na 1000# I port put grin

As church close naim dm say make first timers wait behind.. I jus siddon d wait naim I turn see the smallie ooo .... I jus look her smile come use my most fav pickup line before you know she dn gimme number (I count am for my mind 1down 2more to go grin

)

After all them talk talk..I see nylon back with package inside...I dn reason say na fried rice ni oooo... I jus smile look inside come see say an coke and sticker cry

My mood change...if say dem d change gift I for demand for rice aswear undecided

I jus d use d vex move outside naim I jam that chick wey wan come collect ma suit for door... I jus drop small punchlines for her head na there I come discover say an even fellow Arewa girl serf from JTown (JOS) .. I just collect her number,name ,dept(HIS) and level (400) tell her say I go call her later... Before I know she dn d invite me say den get evening program and make I try attend am.... I jus reason for my mind say how I go go church twice in a day abi na me be church founder ni undecided

I jus flash her my white teeth tell her say I go show (For dream abi... Na me be una pastor abi una no d get visitor for una church undecided

)

I jus pack my things begin go down... I jus jam one better chick... If you see the girl Cowbell ehnnn.... You for use am do breakfast for your whole compound and lunch go still half of una..

Omo if you see as ma English Behind ehn... I begin d drop all my flows and rhymes make d girl gimme number but she jus d smile like second hand lab-rat undecided

As I jus give up tel her say "see you some other time" she jus smile say make I give her my phone ... I jus say make I see wetin she wan do.. Na there the bae type number gimme oooo.. Come see as I happy like person wey jus win express ticket from Borno cheesy

... She even tell me her address serf grin

I jus count am (3 babes today )

Anyways I come house drink the coke finish come sleep wake up see 5misswd calls from the "suit-girl" I come d feel maserf as I call her back she begin tell me say dm been d expect me for church ni... I jus hiss pretend say network bad off the call ( who una wan turn full member for una church abi una no want make I chop new comer gift for RHEMA next Sunday undecided

). [/b]

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
LOL.Its boring o. Not everywhere in ABJ is like a graveyard o. Anyway,it's a graveyard where I stay.

Okay....anyway nah you dey run all this baes nah, so enjoy yourself.......

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
*In k.hassy's voice,* who will I PM today? mhizrikis? Nicky058?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SapphireZ(f): 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
lol. Close-up!

. The day can't get any better abi?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2015

khassy:
[b] As I reash church I first notice say like 70% of us wear suit and like 90% wear black suit so bad me come d unique in my blue suit

I just waka majestically and synthetically go siddon for my seat, first thing wey I notice be say my left and right na guys siddon there but girls d my back and front sha ( I just tell maserf say this church go boring die today

As dancing time ready... I just d my own d do big boy dance naim peeps jus d meet me say em like my suit ooo I jus d smile d catch Cruz as usual ... One chick wey fine like maltina bottle come tell me for ear say I LOVE YOUR SUIT AND WOULDN'T MIND COMING OVER TO COLLECT IT .... My mind firs ring like Nokia torchlight ringtone .... I jus decide compose smile tell her thanks (for my mind... Your number go enter my phone today )

As e d hot.. Pastor jus begin talk say TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND TELL HIM/HER I LOVE YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.... na so I turn see say my neighbor na guy (that na 14yrs niyen ooo) I jus burst laf turn face my forward... D guy serf burst laff before I know people jus d laf anyhow cus boys no gree talk am to fellow guys

I jus d reason the babe wey d my front as she fine reash and the pickup line to use for her

[/b]

Make I add tomato paste for this beans I d come

funny dude....

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2015

MzLarem:
Lolz..it did bring a smile 2 my face..thanks. Get well soon.

thanks......hope you doing good?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 9:35pm On Dec 06, 2015

Hoothman:
u better leave her, it's because u aren't human

lol. I must be an angel then. I take little exceptions 2 jokes next time.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:35pm On Dec 06, 2015

TheMainMan:
... E don do na.. Shey i offend all of u bfr ni... ...

oya no vex...........

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:36pm On Dec 06, 2015

haywhy911:
LOL. I do have soft spots for many teams. If u follow me well,you'll know Arsenal is team dear to me. Atleti too. I support Kano Pillars on the homefront..

Am also a Kano Pillars supporter too... #SAI MAISUGIDA.. grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 9:38pm On Dec 06, 2015

temibobo8:
Isunwat

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:40pm On Dec 06, 2015

TopeQs:
thou has been illl..........thanks for asking after me

Eeyah...hope u better now... or u need some love to heal ya.

Temibobo8 can come in handy. grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:41pm On Dec 06, 2015

Mhizrikis:

Hehehe, Alright. Now you know

Tanks.. hw was ur day??

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 06, 2015

khassy:
[b] As I reash church I first notice say like 70% of us wear suit and like 90% wear black suit so bad me come d unique in my blue suit

I just waka majestically and synthetically go siddon for my seat, first thing wey I notice be say my left and right na guys siddon there but girls d my back and front sha ( I just tell maserf say this church go boring die today

As dancing time ready... I just d my own d do big boy dance naim peeps jus d meet me say em like my suit ooo I jus d smile d catch Cruz as usual ... One chick wey fine like maltina bottle come tell me for ear say I LOVE YOUR SUIT AND WOULDN'T MIND COMING OVER TO COLLECT IT .... My mind firs ring like Nokia torchlight ringtone .... I jus decide compose smile tell her thanks (for my mind... Your number go enter my phone today )

As e d hot.. Pastor jus begin talk say TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND TELL HIM/HER I LOVE YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.... na so I turn see say my neighbor na guy (that na 14yrs niyen ooo) I jus burst laf turn face my forward... D guy serf burst laff before I know people jus d laf anyhow cus boys no gree talk am to fellow guys

I jus d reason the babe wey d my front as she fine reash and the pickup line to use for her

[/b]

Make I add tomato paste for this beans I d come

ur endtime beans wey neva done..u still wan add tomato paste. Ewa jemse.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:42pm On Dec 06, 2015

Ridwan1821:
Am also a Kano Pillars supporter too... #SAI MAISUGIDA..

LOL, SAI MASU GIDA. I used to like Sunshine Stars of Akure then. But they've fizzled out. Wasn't happy our eleven yearz home record was broken

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2015

TopeQs:

oya no vex...........

...

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2015

Na was for this mumu network ooo undecided

Anyways na there today matter end sha....

So for now this na the ranking of churches

1)DIGC
2)MICC
3)LFC
4)RCF

Unchecked churches yet
1)Rhema
2)COZA

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2015

Na was for this mumu network ooo undecided

Anyways na there today matter end sha....

So for now this na the ranking of churches

1)DIGC
2)MICC
3)LFC
4)RCF

Unchecked churches yet
1)Rhema
2)COZA

Oya make I go find new chick against next weekend grin

Anybody wey d one odo make he jam me for bekandims ... I wear green trouser and white polo with blue easy wear and fadeout glasses grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2015

SapphireZ:
. The day can't get any better abi?

Can't get any worse u mean? Sapphire,go and check your mail one last time

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2015

DharmyYinks:

Eeyah...hope u better now... or u need some love to heal ya.

Temibobo8 can come in handy.

only if love could heal sickness BTW ...... duke59 don steal temibobo8 commot for my beloved hand, the girl sef wan friend zone me......but I reject it...... undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2015

TopeQs:

thanks......hope you doing good?

yea nd u?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2015

khassy:

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