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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 10:35am On Dec 07, 2015

temibobo8:
m fine sister u

am gud oo, did you just finish sec schl?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:36am On Dec 07, 2015

TopeQs:
yep.....Algerian...

Algeria is Africa's soccer power nw.. Mahrez,Brahimi and otherz. Cool guys

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:37am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol,see this

Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smiley and short reply while
chatting now adays? Seriously, i have
come to realize why most girls do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday
and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family? Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tank
Me: I'm not feeling well Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there? Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me short
replies?
Girl: k Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I heard you failed your English
exams... Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and short reply plz!!

kai, dis guy can be funny attimes but i really love it when u do unleash the truth
^
So, the truth is u girls aren't grammatically oriented....issorice thanks for the info

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:38am On Dec 07, 2015

jolade29:
Make he no cum here cum talk rubbish jae if he no go share

dön't mind him. I think he is joking. When the alert comes,we'll all know. Stay calm,okay?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:38am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol

ALL OF US

etisalat

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 10:38am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol,see this

Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smiley and short reply while
chatting now adays? Seriously, i have
come to realize why most girls do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday
and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family? Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tank
Me: I'm not feeling well Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there? Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me short
replies?
Girl: k Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I heard you failed your English
exams... Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and short reply plz!!

lmao

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:38am On Dec 07, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
kai, dis guy can be funny attimes but i really love it when u do unleash the truth
^
So, the truth is u girls aren't grammatically oriented....issorice thanks for the info

Buh its nt true sha

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:40am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol,see this

Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smiley and short reply while
chatting now adays? Seriously, i have
come to realize why most girls do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday
and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family? Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tank
Me: I'm not feeling well Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there? Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me short
replies?
Girl: k Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I heard you failed your English
exams... Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and short reply plz!!

LWTMBoo! But u aint like her na... U are good with words...

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 07, 2015

Yh, ETI_IS_ALERT

ElrayKhalifah:
etisalat

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:41am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Buh its nt true sha

<yinmu 4 u......
r u nt the one that post sometin nw

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:42am On Dec 07, 2015

temibobo8:
lol..na lets interchange since we twns...u beast .me beastie..

chai! Evil twinnie. Lol. I don't want.. U are beast. I'm ~~beauty~~ bestie

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:44am On Dec 07, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
like seriously, i always knew it..... Ur daughter mzlarem inherited all this naughty traits from you....
^
am just tryna give a help by u letting ur daughter for me, by making provision for all ur needs cos i know you're an old wretched man but instead, you kept been strongheaded
^
and wait, do you mean you'll love been a gatekeeper at my apartment or better still a cleaner cos i can't give a old kusher a driving job....

OGA DRIVER

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:44am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Yh, ETI_IS_ALERT

wait! what do you mean by the seperation of the word "etisalat".....i want u to tell me the meaning of eti_ is_ alert
what i mean primarily is "now you're talking"

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Khd95(m): 10:46am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
Wow,Mahrez. I like that guy. Hz name is nice sef. Shebi he is a North African.

d guy na unsung hero,he dy play fire but nobody seems to notice,cos vardy dy score on a regular grin

morning to u boos.
Dharmyyinks,i greet thee too

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by jolade29(f): 10:47am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
dön't mind him. I think he is joking. When the alert comes,we'll all know. Stay calm,okay?

Nobody calm reach me sef

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:49am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
OGA DRIVER

what are you saying?
Oh wait, u mean u don't nid the driving stuff anymore...
I already told u can't do that old man, so come next week to start ur duty as the gatekeeper or the cleaner....u got it

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by jolade29(f): 10:51am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
So u chose optometry

Yes oooooooo.... Optometry all d way oya haywhy911 tell her

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:56am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
hmmm..ok ooo. End time loff.

And an end tym observer and peeper[gbeboorun] who peeps into lovers matter. She never wants to love and get loved....i pity u

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 07, 2015

mercyda:
gud morning sister mii, aw was the night, hope it wasn't too cold

nt @ all..hope u slept well?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:59am On Dec 07, 2015

jolade29:
Yes oooooooo.... Optometry all d way oya haywhy911 tell her

bet wait, av u bin admitted? sad

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 10:59am On Dec 07, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
And an end tym observer and peeper[gbeboorun] who peeps into lovers matter. She never wants to love and get loved....i pity u

wats ur own? Solomakinde..gbeborun.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 10:59am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
nt @ all..hope u slept well?

yes ma'am

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Khd95(m): 11:02am On Dec 07, 2015

Light up ur morning
Naija girls on a date b like

shawarma+popcorn+yoghut+broilled fish+fried rice+chips nd ketchup+meat pie+fried indomie cry

+..cat fish pepper soup huh

Wetin apn,are u a food whisperer grin

posted from allepo,syria grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 11:06am On Dec 07, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
Chai, ayaf dead o..c wetin adon miss in my absence...

Good morning to you all, hope you had a splendid night?

It's elray khalifah, i've been offline all this while due to some reasons best known to God almighty...
Ha ywhy911, lho rla, mzlar em, dharmy yinks, sve en, gideo ng, poshf lames1, dhamie lawlah hope u've seen alert.
^
and to all my bosses in the building i greet una......
^
And believe me it's a sin if i fail to remember the likes of khas sy, whe esin, yungm ilio2, abimloa ded and host of others, you're highly respected...
^
Once again, i salute all those who contributed immensely to the steady movement of the thread, you'll never get tired.....

Sup bro.. lemme say am stil waiting.

Wbu? Gud morning

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:06am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
wats ur own? ~~Solomakinde..gbeborun.~~

i just de pity u nd ur yeye father, u c dat kind strong thing wey i take do u, u no go 4get
^
let me loff u, u no gree....oda u loff me, u rebuke SMH 4 U

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:08am On Dec 07, 2015

DharmyYinks:
Sup bro.. lemme say am stil waiting.

Wbu? Gud morning

lemme say we're on the same ferry
^
there's nothin more i could utter than to pray we'll get favoured and get our admission alert to the bbf uni soonest

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 11:09am On Dec 07, 2015

temibobo8:
lol.....slang

good....mrng

she likes adding fire to any statemen tshe dislikes

Morn..hw was ur nyt

Am I smelling Jolade29

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 11:14am On Dec 07, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
i just de pity u nd ur yeye father, u c dat kind strong thing wey i take do u, u no go 4get
^
let me loff u, u no gree....oda u loff me, u rebuke SMH 4 U

lol. No be by force nah. So Male karishika dy, tufiakwa wanting 2 sucking her blood.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by jolade29(f): 11:16am On Dec 07, 2015

DharmyYinks:
she likes adding fire to any statemen tshe dislikes

Morn..hw was ur nyt

Am I smelling Jolade29

Yes sweet

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 11:17am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol,hw was ur nite

Twas cool... urs?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by jolade29(f): 11:17am On Dec 07, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
bet wait, av u bin admitted?

Yes in advance

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 11:19am On Dec 07, 2015

jolade29:
Yes sweet

Yeee! Wer ve u been nah

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