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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by haywire1: 12:20pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:



Na Gazaliah tell come call me say he see biznes prospect 4 me, na so I com greet armynu nd co....dem neva allocate me room here sef, na inside my jet I sleep...nd one babe like dat don dey gimme eye since yestdai...

Henhen na waa ooo, wettin be d babe name make I help u reason d matter cos marykay products dey change babes destiny nowadays

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:21pm On Dec 09, 2015
Good morning Citizens
Our guests, I hope you all are enjoying ur stay.
>2el-Always the Diplomat he is, doesn't always talk but when he does, U will surely see the qualities of an ex-president in him
>Gazaliah the Gaza man, well I deliberately allow U to engage InvisibleGirl nee oo without interferance because U observed no 'loggerheads' on ur arrival coupled with the fact that dats how we crack jokes here in Golden City unlike the one-way delivery method that is obtainable in Nigeria and across Africa ney the world at large, so she meant no harm at all
>finally, pls take delight in the first class and top of the world reception offered U by our amiable Minister of Internal Affairs Yanabasee
>VP Armynu, I am sure mobil18 certainly did the needful on elmisti before embacking on his trip to our dear Country as he himself admitted when he said *wrong first impression* but we all knew him already so no surprise but he must be rest assured that we are ready to business with him as we hope to diversify our revenue base. So Minister of Finance-Spanishmario pls take note.
>But VP let me use this opportunity to draw ur attention to d ongoing rumour about ur sweet dominion92 being a male citizen oo, so pls sir ask her to confirm or debunk the rumour by indicating her gender so dat U won't have a similar experience president 2el had with one Ifeanyija in B15 while searching for his missing rib
>Sambest1, pls we are looking forward to meeting U again as we acknowledge ur last fruitful visit whole heartedly
>Minister of Foreigh Affairs keep up the good work.
>haywire1, U are also sighted, welcome too and enjoy ur stay but I must warn U that all aspect of the MOU signed during pre Independence is still binding and intact oo, so dont come and insult our youths preparing for NYSC by calling them small small white fowls, or U want to devalue urself like trump of the USA did? After his campaign speech?
>My 3 angels-Pweedyuz, dhupsy and spixytinxy I recognize and appreciate U all officially while the matrimonial aspect will not be talked about here on public domain
Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by oluwafirefunmi(f): 12:21pm On Dec 09, 2015
Anyone with reliable information? Someone posted on Facebook that she got a message from NYSC that read "mobilization would be in April"
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 12:53pm On Dec 09, 2015
Kbs468:
Good morning Citizens
Our guests, I hope you all are enjoying ur stay.
>2el-Always the Diplomat he is, doesn't always talk but when he does, U will surely see the qualities of an ex-president in him
>Gazaliah the Gaza man, well I deliberately allow U to engage InvisibleGirl nee oo without interferance because U observed no 'loggerheads' on ur arrival coupled with the fact that dats how we crack jokes here in Golden City unlike the one-way delivery method that is obtainable in Nigeria and across Africa ney the world at large, so she meant no harm at all
>finally, pls take delight in the first class and top of the world reception offered U by our amiable Minister of Internal Affairs Yanabasee
>VP Armynu, I am sure mobil18 certainly did the needful on elmisti before embacking on his trip to our dear Country as he himself admitted when he said *wrong first impression* but we all knew him already so no surprise but he must be rest assured that we are ready to business with him as we hope to diversify our revenue base. So Minister of Finance-Spanishmario pls take note.
>But VP let me use this opportunity to draw ur attention to d ongoing rumour about ur sweet dominion92 being a male citizen oo, so pls sir ask her to confirm or debunk the rumour by indicating her gender so dat U won't have a similar experience president 2el had with one Ifeanyija in B15 while searching for his missing rib
>Sambest1, pls we are looking forward to meeting U again as we acknowledge ur last fruitful visit whole heartedly
>Minister of Foreigh Affairs keep up the good work.
>haywire1, U are also sighted, welcome too and enjoy ur stay but I must warn U that all aspect of the MOU signed during pre Independence is still binding and intact oo, so dont come and insult our youths preparing for NYSC by calling them small small white fowls, or U want to devalue urself like trump of the USA did? After his campaign speech?
>My 3 angels-Pweedyuz, dhupsy and spixytinxy I recognize and appreciate U all officially while the matrimonial aspect will not be talked about here on public domain
Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

dominion92 where are you oooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 12:57pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:


You better talk true say na you they show off and want to buga the girl


Kbs468....biko, am I allowed to drag out my assault riffle here....or probably, lemme test my mini bomb, my russian associate assured me it will accurately destroy one person *i dnt trust dem tho*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 1:00pm On Dec 09, 2015
haywire1:


Henhen na waa ooo, wettin be d babe name make I help u reason d matter cos marykay products dey change babes destiny nowadays

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Cheeesus!....d last tym haywire help person ontop babe issue, I no wan tell pple hw d tin end, make I no go spoil markt 4 U....buh dnt worry, invisiblegirl might jst be a prospective numbr 3
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by haywire1: 1:05pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:



Cheeesus!....d last tym haywire help person ontop babe issue, I no wan tell pple hw d tin end, make I no go spoil markt 4 U....buh dnt worry, invisiblegirl might jst be a prospective numbr 3

I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 1:11pm On Dec 09, 2015
haywire1:


I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016

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See Gobe!....u don run background check sharp sharp....invisiblegirl, oya come and verify this info.....but haywire, angels wey mould U, na USA grown weed I supply dem dat tym
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:13pm On Dec 09, 2015
So called haywire1, I'm going for service next year with the first batch. Try to get the right information
haywire1:


I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:14pm On Dec 09, 2015
Trying to keep my cool, very hard. Pls stop mentioning me for unnecessary stuff, to whom it may concern. Thank you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by profMASS(m): 1:15pm On Dec 09, 2015
Alias/ profMASS, Institution/ MAUTECH, Yola, YOG/ 2015, Course/ Architecture
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by oluwafirefunmi(f): 1:19pm On Dec 09, 2015
Very untrue, and very rude way to say something about someone you don't know. Invisible"girl" obviously is "she"
haywire1:

I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:21pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:



Kbs468....biko, am I allowed to drag out my assault riffle here....or probably, lemme test my mini bomb, my russian associate assured me it will accurately destroy one person *i dnt trust dem tho*

Hmmmm, I lafff.

empty vessel make the loudest noise.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:25pm On Dec 09, 2015
haywire1:


I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016

#

You hear say?

no be only eye witness they get six month jail term ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:27pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:



See Gobe!....u don run background check sharp sharp....invisiblegirl, oya come and verify this info.....but haywire, angels wey mould U, na USA grown weed I supply dem dat tym

background check my foot. a dubious one at that.

I bet it with you, he can't make the shortlist for a CIA agent.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iyke1989(m): 1:41pm On Dec 09, 2015
una just dey para like kids...make una yarn something related to the topic jare
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kennygee18(m): 1:43pm On Dec 09, 2015
Was told 2 cm 4 it d 15th of dis mnth
iyke1989:
wow!...that's nice...have u collected ur statement of result?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iyke1989(m): 1:47pm On Dec 09, 2015
kennygee18:
Was to 2 cm 4 it d 15th of d mnth
15th of this month?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 2:07pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:


Hmmmm, I lafff.

empty vessel make the loudest noise.



Kbs468.....no vex...lemme teach dis boy some manners!....



Which one go size u oooo?

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:23pm On Dec 09, 2015
oluwafirefunmi:
Anyone with reliable information? Someone posted on Facebook that she got a message from NYSC that read "mobilization would be in April"
I am sure U just got covered by the Census department under the watchful eyes of the planning and logistics Minister-Agoro1 lately else if U have been listening to ur Radio, Television and NOA services headed by the DG DTOBS regularly as well as reading the news bulleting from the Minister of Internal Affairs-Yanabasee relating to NYSC parastatal under his watch, U will know that we dont entertain such unverifiable news or messages here in GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 2:32pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:




Kbs468.....no vex...lemme teach dis boy some manners!....



Which one go size u oooo?


Bobo, how you take want am?

Assault rifles plenty for ground....

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:35pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:




Kbs468.....no vex...lemme teach dis boy some manners!....



Which one go size u oooo?
emmmm Distinguished Guest elmisti, it hasn't gotten to that level nauw, amodu is only trying to express his constitutional responsibility as a Distinguish Senator of the Golden City Republic ni oo, so as senior personalities that U both are, I wouldn't want nerves to frail thus leading to war.
Amodu U sef should know how to relate with foreigners nauw most especially our esteemed guests. Abi U want to be addressed as 'inexperienced'? But not 'incompetent'? In the words of IBB relative to GEJ during an interview
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arrhenius15(m): 2:40pm On Dec 09, 2015
Good afternoon fellow citizens, keep up wf d good works members of the FEC. And let's try as much as possible 2 make this thread spicely informative. Thank you all. Don't allow d day go-by without doing something worth an investment into your future. Read good books and get better and beta.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by HappySmokey(m): 2:52pm On Dec 09, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by HappySmokey(m): 2:53pm On Dec 09, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johndanny(m): 3:02pm On Dec 09, 2015
For the past days now have been visiting our colleagues in Diaspora B15 in other to conclude our discussion on some issues, i say the place dry like grave yard.... Gazaliah tell me whats happening ? I mean why is it like that?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 5:07pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:



Bobo, how you take want am?

Assault rifles plenty for ground....


Dnt let me come nd ruin dis upcoming nation, for d sake of invisiblegirl,....wia is d babe sef
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by biotechshola(m): 5:43pm On Dec 09, 2015
profMASS:
Alias/ profMASS, Institution/ MAUTECH, Yola, YOG/ 2015, Course/ Architecture

welcome fellow mautechite, we are MAUTHED!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by biotechshola(m): 5:50pm On Dec 09, 2015
Our guests are troublesome and talkative........
Don't even knw why they are all so obsessed abt that lady..
Oga o!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 6:47pm On Dec 09, 2015
Kbs468:

emmmm Distinguished Guest elmisti, it hasn't gotten to that level nauw, amodu is only trying to express his constitutional responsibility as a Distinguish Senator of the Golden City Republic ni oo, so as senior personalities that U both are, I wouldn't want nerves to frail thus leading to war.
Amodu U sef should know how to relate with foreigners nauw most especially our esteemed guests. Abi U want to be addressed as 'inexperienced'? But not 'incompetent'? In the words of IBB relative to GEJ during an interview

Hon Minister I quite understand that diplomacy is the key.

Don't mind me jawe. But in nation, we all must not be cool headed because of foreigners that are not cool headed. or what do you think?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 6:50pm On Dec 09, 2015
elmisti:



Dnt let me come nd ruin dis upcoming nation, for d sake of invisiblegirl,....wia is d babe sef

You and other guest's obsession towards invisiblegirl is a pointer that you lack a sophisticated babe like her in B15
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 7:04pm On Dec 09, 2015
biotechshola:
Our guests are troublesome and talkative........

Don't even knw why they are all so obsessed abt that lady..

Oga o!!

Na so we see am oo

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