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Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by FestacGirl(f): 2:09am On Dec 11, 2015
When I was a Young

Àss was just an animal.

ṗussy meant a cat.

ḃitch meant female dog.

Çock was just a Bird

Sex meant gander.

Fúck meant middle finger.

PC was meant just for paint.

69 was just a number.

Then I met the Internet



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Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by cruzita(f): 2:47am On Dec 11, 2015
I think u are a youth so from ur post do u think u are learning better things from the internet?
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by FestacGirl(f): 3:07am On Dec 11, 2015
cruzita:
I think u are a youth so from ur post do u think u are learning better things from the internet?
No angry

Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by Taiwo20(m): 3:28am On Dec 11, 2015
*gender

*punctuate the last sentence and re-phrase it biko
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by baski92(m): 4:17am On Dec 11, 2015
Simple truth
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by porrigeyam(m): 4:58am On Dec 11, 2015
I like your shape.... Can we meet?? cheesy
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by SmartMugu: 5:23am On Dec 11, 2015
Makes sense!
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by dachaste(f): 5:27am On Dec 11, 2015
Mr op u chose to learn such. Cos I can't imagine ur fone being automatic or something, u typed, requested and u were replied.






Start browsing and searching biblical stuff and U'Ll find







Bleep doesn't exist









69 won't be just a number anymore buh maybe one of ur best chapters in the bible









And the rest will remain same









Shikena
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by Nobody: 7:36am On Dec 11, 2015
FestacGirl:
When I was a Young

Àss was just an animal.

ṗussy meant a cat.

ḃitch meant female dog.

Çock was just a Bird

Sex meant gander.

Fúck meant middle finger.

PC was meant just for paint.

69 was just a number.

Then I met the Internet

Look, I knew more than half of what you wrote without the influence of the internet. The internet isn't a long deep hole that stops you from getting to your goals like one of the pictures you posted implied.
In my opinion, the internet has more advantages than disadvantages.

It's the internet that has provided you the means to communicate with people all over the world and let them know your thoughts , like you are doing now.
It's the internet that you go to when you want to satisfy your hunger and love for cars.

It's the internet that has given you the chance to meet old friends and make new ones.
It's the internet that keeps you in the know with happenings around the globe.

Yes, the internet harnesses some really bad stuff, but it doesn't force you to indulge in this bad stuff, the choice is yours and yours alone.

So stop complaining about the internet and instead, try to effectively utilize it as a means in achieving your goals, because no other human invention provides more opportunities than what the internet provides.

Everything was fine, but when the internet came, it made everything finer.
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by misspicy(f): 8:15am On Dec 11, 2015
Internet corrupting young adults since its inception.....

you cannot compare an internet savvy teenager and one that was raised without the internet in terms of exposure and morality....

just that internet was made in way that we all have a choice to make,its your choice to choose what you read or do on the internet,nothing has been forced on anyone
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by FestacGirl(f): 12:54pm On Dec 11, 2015
misspicy:
Internet corrupting young adults since its inception.....
you cannot compare an internet savvy teenager and one that was raised without the internet in terms of exposure and morality....
just that internet was made in way that we all have a choice to make,its your choice to choose what you read or do on the internet,nothing has been forced on anyone
SmartMugu:
Makes sense!
baski92:
Simple truth


True smiley

Well the internet is one the best thing's we can ever have,

It has it merits and demerits
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by FestacGirl(f): 12:55pm On Dec 11, 2015
porrigeyam:
I like your shape.... Can we meet?? cheesy
What shape angry
and why do you think we should meet, smiley smiley
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by porrigeyam(m): 1:01pm On Dec 11, 2015
FestacGirl:

What shape angry
and why do you think we should meet, smiley smiley
seriously if that's u on ur dp....this not lust.. Serious I will wish to date u ..den pending on our compatibility marry u....u my taste.
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by FestacGirl(f): 1:08pm On Dec 11, 2015
porrigeyam:
seriously if that's u on ur dp....this not lust.. Serious I will wish to date u ..den pending on our compatibility marry u....u my taste.

I am both flattered and concerned by your reply. There is no way you want to date someone which you have only corresponded with by internet much less decided we could get married. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Until I actually know someone, can touch them, here their voice and gaze into their eyes, I can never really know who you truly are neither can you know who i am smiley
Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by pritolajnr(m): 1:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
FestacGirl:
When I was a Young

Àss was just an animal.

ṗussy meant a cat.

ḃitch meant female dog.

Çock was just a Bird

Sex meant gander.

Fúck meant middle finger.

PC was meant just for paint.

69 was just a number.

Then I met the Internet
BELIEVE ITS REVOLUTION WE LOVE IT LIKE THAT


Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by porrigeyam(m): 4:32pm On Dec 11, 2015
FestacGirl:


I am both flattered and concerned by your reply. There is no way you want to date someone which you have only corresponded with by internet much less decided we could get married. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Until I actually know someone, can touch them, here their voice and gaze into their eyes, I can never really know who you truly are neither can you know who i am smiley
that's why I said can we meet..

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