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vizkiz:
Yes baba, e real like HIV

See as I miss fresh lips ehn

[color=#1980BC]She will come around just chill. [/color]

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Interesting !!!

ellacute45:
ehyaaaaa but wait oo how can someone still remember the moniker that insulted him/her and still carry am for mind

BreezyRita:
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donholy28:
U for tell am say ur actions online do not define who u are

ellacute45:
ehyaaaaa but wait oo how can someone still remember the moniker that insulted him/her and still carry am for mind

Cutehector:
i guess she has issues.. I dnt see any reason why people should take things on social media dat serious..

ellacute45:
lo yea seems the girl doesn't like him

Djboosting:
She's feeling serious emotion for him.

Cutehector:
doesnt like his online personality... U see the reason why i dont like yabbing girls on social media


Evryone likes me

ellacute45:
really??ok

Cutehector:
lol wat if he mention my name

tosyne2much:
If he mention ur name, the babe 4 just push am comot from the bus enter expressway

Djboosting:
This is the popular lie most of them tell..

tosyne2much:
If he mention ur name, the babe 4 just push am comot from the bus enter expressway

tosyne2much:
You are ryt ! Even though their online personalities exemplify their real identity, they would still lie that we should not judge them by the non.sense they spew online


But I think Vikiz is an exception cos I know him offline

Na only those who don see me fit know as e dey happen. Still waiting to meet Estharfabian though. I have a feeling we are meant for greater things together

vizkiz:


Na only those who don see me fit know as e dey happen. Still waiting to meet Estharfabian though. I have a feeling we are meant for greater things together

Atleast he knows U Spew Trash online...
Misogynistic online...An asslicker Offline...


Greater things like? Robbing a bank?

Estharfabian:
Atleast he knows U Spew Trash online...
Misogynistic online...An asslicker Offline. ..


Greater things like? Robbing a bank?

cc: naijaboiy


Greater things like holding hands and sharing a kiss while walking down the beach and all that

vizkiz:
cc: naijaboiy


Greater things like holding hands and sharing a kiss while walking down the beach and all that

Awwwwwe...


Tempting, Buh I'll pass...
Go find Your Long lost NL love...She just might be Mamagee..

Estharfabian:
Awwwwwe...


Tempting, Buh I'll pass...
Go find Your Long lost NL love...She just might be Mamagee..

what the hell?
that piece of junk aiint no love to me

So back to the serious topic, when we gonna see? Maybe we can spend the Christmas together

vizkiz:
what the hell?
that piece of junk aiint no love to me

So back to the serious topic, when we gonna see? Maybe we can spend the Christmas together

Uh..She's very smart!


Uh...vizkiz boo, I'm Not "Skinny"...Ain't Your "Spec"...

I ain't as bony as Dija....I'm thick...Made of flesh! i'm Obviously Not Bony.... Hence! we ain't Seeing shii...

Estharfabian:
Uh..She's very smart!


Uh...vizkiz boo, I'm Not "Skinny"...Ain't Your "Spec"...

I ain't as bony as Dija....I'm thick...Made of flesh! i'm Obviously Not Bony.... Hence! we ain't Seeing shii...

lmao... I can't believe you just typed this

I have seen pictures of you before remember? So you are definitely my spec
in Megan 's voice #am all about that bass no treble

Rebecca2:
Vizkiz, I've even forgotten wat to say self.

Ehen, Estharfabian, love ur writings, c'est tres magnifique.

Merci bien..

Errrm...Howdy jaweh?

Rebecca2:
Vizkiz, I've even forgotten wat to say self.

Ehen, Estharfabian, love ur writings, c'est tres magnifique.

is you the beautiful lady I saw yesterday?

vizkiz:
lmao... I can't believe you just typed this

I have seen pictures of you before remember? So you are definitely my spec
in Megan 's voice #am all about that bass no treble

You even listen to girly songs? seriously?
What a softie!

Uh....Pictures of me? You don't say!!

Oh! You're on my BBM list.... ***A costly mistake I'd always Regret***Those days when I thought u were Human...:

vizkiz:
is you the beautiful lady I saw yesterday?

Estharfabian:
Merci bien..

Errrm...Howdy jaweh?