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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by blesseddivah(f): 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2015

donJ2:
If u r tall and broke, u will also b used...wash her panties, cook, then bang and she will then dump ya arse for any rich thing in trousers...

Who even cares about sex partners and height, wer 30k can buy u 30 different hot olosh.os in a month

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Nobody: 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2015

People be here disputing statistics with merely their ego grin

It's not bad to have fewer partners na, that means less chance of AIDS.

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by blesseddivah(f): 3:32pm On Dec 19, 2015

Ifakiland:
haaaa...u a lawyer? uve got pretty legs thu...can't blive I sed dat.

Haha.
Thanks my hater kiss

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by MayhorE(m): 3:36pm On Dec 19, 2015

tollytexy:
OP and Weed.. im short and mighty .. if u got sisters,mom or grandma...tell them to try me

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by watchindelta(m): 3:37pm On Dec 19, 2015

blesseddivah:
Short men?

It's so a no for me.
Like I can't marry a short man.
Some short men are awesome tho

no short man go follow u! u 3 big n fat smh.

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by TolaniLuv: 3:40pm On Dec 19, 2015

I'm average height most of my friends are 6 ft tall anytime we go to bar together to drink girls pick em first I'm usually last but I still get girls tho but my friends get more girls

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by seunlly(m): 3:50pm On Dec 19, 2015

End time topic

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Onyiridike(f): 3:58pm On Dec 19, 2015

blesseddivah:
Haha.
I'd rather marry tall confushionists like obama and Jonathan than settle for.......
Lol.
If you not short, you would not had quoted me negatively.
If you're short good for yo life,if you're not still good.
Cheers to a happy weekend my dear nimi

Even if your tall and handsome boyfriend decides to leave you, there is another tall and handsome dude in my neighborhood.

He is a dullard, very dirty, lousy, arrogant, mean and also a miser.

He is NOT god-fearing and can do anything to make money including stealing and ritual.

I am sure all these bad attributes of him mean nothing to you as long as he remains TALL and HANDSOME.

My sister, when you eventually get married, you would realize that there is more to any human (both man and woman) than physical appearance.

Apart from bragging among your friends about your boyfriend's height and handsomeness, what else do you benefit?

Does a man's height guarantee your happiness and success in life?

Can you create a man whether short or tall?

I have also come to understand that most girls who make mockery of short men are very short themself.

Have a nice day!

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by HaneefahRN(f): 4:02pm On Dec 19, 2015

As long as he is as tall as I am or taller, no p

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Kjking(m): 4:08pm On Dec 19, 2015

blesseddivah:
Haha.
Thanks my hater

in front of your hostel... guess I've seen you bfor on that dress...

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 19, 2015

hmm

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 19, 2015

my husband is short but his d**k is long enough to f**k the hell out of me. wink

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Spanner4(m): 4:12pm On Dec 19, 2015

tollytexy:
OP and Weed.. im short and mighty .. if u got sisters,mom or grandma...tell them to try me

Modern day Zacheaus

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Spanner4(m): 4:15pm On Dec 19, 2015

watchindelta:
no short man go follow u! u 3 big n fat smh.

Abeg I won't take dat from u again coz dats my crush

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Spanner4(m): 4:18pm On Dec 19, 2015

Onyiridike:
Even if your tall and handsome boyfriend decides to leave you, there is another tall and handsome dude in my neighborhood.

He is a dullard, very dirty, lousy, arrogant, mean and also a miser.

He is NOT god-fearing and can do anything to make money including stealing and ritual.

I am sure all these bad attributes of him mean nothing to you as long as he remains TALL and HANDSOME.

My sister, when you eventually get married, you would realize that there is more to any human (both man and woman) than physical appearance.

Apart from bragging among your friends about your boyfriend's height and handsomeness, what else do you benefit?

Does a man's height guarantee your happiness and success in life?

Can you create a man whether short or tall?

I have also come to understand that most girls who make mockery of short men are very short themself.

Have a nice day!

One bottle of origin for ur sensible comment and reply

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Ishilove: 4:21pm On Dec 19, 2015

braine:
This is absolutely not true and totally skewed. Who needs height when you have money?

Its funny how tall money makes you look in the eyes of 'lovers'

#TeamRichShortMen

Picture of your bank statement or you're just a short, broke nigga grin

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Ishilove: 4:23pm On Dec 19, 2015

sukkot:
seriously ? like seriously ? this is a frontpage topic ? like seriously ?

See them, another short nigga on the loose tongue

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Ishilove: 4:25pm On Dec 19, 2015

Athanatos:
Its true that short guys feel bad about their height,however its not all there is to it.

Its true tall guys attract more girls,but that's just half of it.

Since its sex,the body wants what it wants,and height plays no part.

My 2 kobo.

Short men have complex and anger issues. My 2 kobo tongue

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Ishilove: 4:26pm On Dec 19, 2015

naijafella:
I am short.I got money.So I get any girl I want to.Now, I am running away from girls.Yet, I am short

Hian

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by watchindelta(m): 4:36pm On Dec 19, 2015

Spanner4:

Abeg I won't take dat from u again coz dats my crush

hahaha but u tall so?

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Spanner4(m): 4:40pm On Dec 19, 2015

watchindelta:
hahaha but u tall so?

5ft 2inch sha

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by blesseddivah(f): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2015

Onyiridike:
Even if your tall and handsome boyfriend decides to leave you, there is another tall and handsome dude in my neighborhood.

He is a dullard, very dirty, lousy, arrogant, mean and also a miser.

He is NOT god-fearing and can do anything to make money including stealing and ritual.

I am sure all these bad attributes of him mean nothing to you as long as he remains TALL and HANDSOME.

My sister, when you eventually get married, you would realize that there is more to any human (both man and woman) than physical appearance.

Apart from bragging among your friends about your boyfriend's height and handsomeness, what else do you benefit?

Does a man's height guarantee your happiness and success in life?

Can you create a man whether short or tall?

I have also come to understand that most girls who make mockery of short men are very short themself.

Have a nice day!

Lol.
I don't understand why you're taking this personal.
I jejely dropped an innocent and plain comment and you decided to pick on it.
Lol short?
I'm far from being considered short.
I have a good height.
And Lol back to my boyfriend.
He ain't going nowhere haha. He's God fearing,rich and has lotta positive attributes.
All you're typing means nothing cuz of cuz he's going nowhere.

See yaaa

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by watchindelta(m): 4:43pm On Dec 19, 2015

Spanner4:
5ft 2inch sha

she no go gree oh. she dey look 4 great Kali height smh.

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by blesseddivah(f): 4:45pm On Dec 19, 2015

watchindelta:
no short man go follow u! u 3 big n fat smh.

Lmao.
Dullard.
You wish I'd even give a short man little attention.

I don't want them ni.
You're short doesn't mean you should vent your frustration on me.
I'm too high classed for your type uno.
You should learn to quote comments dropped by low classed goats like you.

Cheers

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by donJ2(m): 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2015

blesseddivah:

For realz sis...

... 9ce figure tho wink

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Spanner4(m): 4:49pm On Dec 19, 2015

watchindelta:
she no go gree oh. she dey look 4 great Kali height smh.

Then I surrender my man and beside as she is like dis now, who knws wen I marry somebody,how she go cm be after child birth lipsrsealed

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by goodgate: 4:52pm On Dec 19, 2015

Onyiridike:
Even if your tall and handsome boyfriend decides to leave you, there is another tall and handsome dude in my neighborhood.

He is a dullard, very dirty, lousy, arrogant, mean and also a miser.

He is NOT god-fearing and can do anything to make money including stealing and ritual.

I am sure all these bad attributes of him mean nothing to you as long as he remains TALL and HANDSOME.

My sister, when you eventually get married, you would realize that there is more to any human (both man and woman) than physical appearance.

Apart from bragging among your friends about your boyfriend's height and handsomeness, what else do you benefit?

Does a man's height guarantee your happiness and success in life?

Can you create a man whether short or tall?

I have also come to understand that most girls who make mockery of short men are very short themself.

Have a nice day!

This is by far the smartest and most intelligent post on this thread.Kudos.

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by guccitype(m): 6:14pm On Dec 19, 2015

This research does not apply in Nigeria where the money in the hand of men applies.gbagan

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Athanatos(m): 6:49pm On Dec 19, 2015

Ishilove:
Short men have complex and anger issues. My 2 kobo

Tha Almighty Ishilove!

Hehehehe......

I couldn't agree more. You're right.

I'll have you know though,that there are girls who find short men sexy... Ubersexy!

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by watchindelta(m): 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2015

blesseddivah:
Lmao. Dullard. You wish I'd even give a short man little attention.
I don't want them ni. You're short doesn't mean you should vent your frustration on me. I'm too high classed for your type uno. You should learn to quote comments dropped by low classed goats like you.
Cheers

ugly fat girl go look Bush jor. u no near stop dat talk.

Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Ishilove: 6:57pm On Dec 19, 2015

Athanatos:
Tha Almighty Ishilove!

Hehehehe......

I couldn't agree more. You're right.

I'll have you know though,that there are girls who find short men sexy... Ubersexy!

I'm not Almighty o. Abeg o, make God no vex for me sad

'Sexy' is subjective, though. The short men I know have complex issues. They feel everyone wants to ride on them so a lot of them are unnecessarily aggressive. Personally I can't date a short man because i'm not tall. I don't want all our kids to end up kpukpuyeke. All shorty. The Short Squad. Na so all of us go just brief for ground.

That will be Uberawkward! cheesy

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Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by blesseddivah(f): 7:43pm On Dec 19, 2015

watchindelta:
ugly fat girl go look Bush jor. u no near stop dat talk.

Hehehe..
You're truly pained to de bones.
With the kinda face you we're cursed with from birth, people rarely look your way grin

Even a short disabled girl would run miles away at the sight of you.
Urrghh I wanna puke shocked

I understand your weak plight dummy.
I've raised your standard a bit by replying or giving attention to your quoted shit.
You should sleep smiling all night.
A queen on nairaland gave you a minute of her time.
Lucky dog.

Fly off, poor pathetic looking thing.
Be fuckin around looking for attention.
Ain't giving you that privilege again goat grin

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