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. by fajani(op): 9:52pm On Dec 19, 2015*

Re: . by DikSin(m): 9:53pm On Dec 19, 2015

fajani:
Due to excessive masturbation my joystick got
wounded..

Ladies what can I do?

Go and die grin

Re: . by SINNZ(m): 9:54pm On Dec 19, 2015

Put it in your mouth and suck it grin

Re: . by fajani(op): 9:55pm On Dec 19, 2015

DikSin:
Go and die

Bleep shit

Re: . by dachaste(f): 9:56pm On Dec 19, 2015

Insert it in ur sh!t hole and everything will be fine.

Works like magic

Re: . by fajani(op): 9:56pm On Dec 19, 2015

I Dont want guys in this thread... Ladies alone. They have the best remedy grin

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Re: . by fajani(op): 9:57pm On Dec 19, 2015

dachaste:

Insert it in ur sh!t hole and everything will be fine.

Works like magic

it is hard. Borrow me urs

Re: . by marshalcarter: 9:57pm On Dec 19, 2015

2 boiz livin in ma area screamed dis evenin...while we rushed to he scene to knw wats wrong..we saw 2 of his chickens and 2 ropes grin

..1 dnt want to die by killin so he/she hung him/herself...the oda 1 dnt want suicide so the rope is still dere....OP can still do the way the 1st chicken did grin

Re: . by Nobody: 9:59pm On Dec 19, 2015

SMH

Re: . by fajani(op): 10:00pm On Dec 19, 2015

prettythicksme:
SMH

make d head no fall.. Na u cause am

Re: . by dachaste(f): 10:00pm On Dec 19, 2015

fajani:
it is hard. Borrow me urs

Cut it, insert it, remove it and stitch it back.

Shikena

Re: . by fajani(op): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2015

dachaste:

Cut it, insert it, remove it and stitch it back.

Shikena

wickedness

Re: . by Nobody: 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2015

naughtynaughty, I know you have a sharp tongue grin

Re: . by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2015

fajani:
make d head no fall.. Na u cause am

What is my own? angry

Re: . by fajani(op): 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2015

prettythicksme:
What is my own?

you no gree date me

Re: . by Gofwane(m): 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2015

Use iron sponge with salt and aboniki.

Re: . by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 19, 2015

fajani:
you no gree date me

date u?

Re: . by fajani(op): 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2015

prettythicksme:
date u?

yes.. Dnt like that look in ur eye

Re: . by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2015

Spray pepper to dt place whr it hurt nd tie it wit rope. Oponu!

Re: . by fajani(op): 10:20pm On Dec 19, 2015

Gofwane:
Use iron sponge with salt and aboniki.

Gbese re in Lil kesh voice

Re: . by Fernandowski(m): 10:59pm On Dec 19, 2015

Cut it off den

Re: . by Nobody: 12:26am On Dec 20, 2015

fajani:
Due to excessive masturbation my joystick got wounded..

Ladies what can I do? I promise I won't do this again... Can't sleep for crying out loud

I'll suck it for u. But u stand the risk of losing your erec.tion forever

Re: . by Fireson: 1:41am On Dec 20, 2015

When the devil is dancing Shakitibobo on your head. sad

Re: . by fajani(op): 5:50am On Dec 20, 2015

foreveryours:
I'll suck it for u. But u stand the risk of losing your erec.tion forever

I Dont want.. That's my factory

Re: . by JustHere2Observ(f): 6:20am On Dec 20, 2015

Hmmm

Re: . by sayyid(m): 6:35am On Dec 20, 2015

Make a hole in ur bed it will help alot

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