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softappless:
u shud b thinking of buying ur casket and writing ur will.

okay.. I think I should include you in my will for being a good lad.. What would you like? My estate or my vintage collection of fuccks I never gave?

obiorathesubtle:
okay.. I think I should include you in my will for being a good lad.. What would you like? My estate or my vintage collection of fuccks I never gave?

ur wife and daughters

softappless:
ur wife and daughters

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dmola:
can I chat u via bbm?

No offence but I'm a bit creeped out by you...

obiorathesubtle:
now now lipped one.. Oversized lips? That sounds like a negative tag..



Those lips.. I could put a ring on the lips if I was nuts.




Ahh.. You'll look it up eeeh? While you're at it.. Look up 'responding'

Hahaha would a ring even fit lol.

Oh yes I've looked it up... I'm still not sure how it works.. If you'd like to break it down for me that'd be great

YourMain:
Hahaha would a ring even fit lol.

Oh yes I've looked it up... I'm still not sure how it works.. If you'd like to break it down for me that'd be great

Lol.. Break it down? I don't need to do that.. You and David are living it.. breaking it down would be unnecessary


The reigning and most recent ITtious duo in town..

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. Break it down? I don't need to do that.. You and David are living it.. breaking it down would be unnecessary


The reigning and most recent ITtious duo in town..

Who's David ?

Ehhh ? Who and who ?

YourMain:
No offence but I'm a bit creeped out by you...

plz don't cos i don't bite

YourMain:
Who's David ?

Ehhh ? Who and who ?

I have eyes lipped one. See you around. And may the force be with you!




*whistling and sound of clanging keys fade gradually into the darkness*



Don't ask.. I don't know what's wrong with me

obiorathesubtle:
I have eyes lipped one. See you around. And may the force be with you!




*whistling and sound of clanging keys fade gradually into the darkness*



Don't ask.. I don't know what's wrong with me

Ohhhhhh lol. No we're just friends. I think he's annoyed by me actually lol Please don't say that was a Star Wars reference. Ew

Lol I don't know what's wrong with you either ooo Mrsphyno is a doctor maybe she can help ?

YourMain:
Ohhhhhh lol. No we're just friends. I think he's annoyed by me actually lol Please don't say that was a Star Wars reference. Ew

Lol I don't know what's wrong with you either ooo Mrsphyno is a doctor maybe she can help ?

just friends??.. A buzzer went off in my head when I read that.. But I'll believe you for Allah's sake(btw.. I'm not a muslim.. Ion gaf about Allah)


why? Don't you like star wars?! The force awakens is about to throw all the hating biitches overboard and make the remaining ones walk the fudging plank!! and I'll hate to see you get seawater on those lips.


Mrsphyno?? Uuuh I'll pass!.. She's a bad influence on people!!.. Look what she did to Darven, without even blinking!!.. Ion want anyone losing the screws in my head any further.. She has a negative midas touch.

obiorathesubtle:
just friends??.. A buzzer went off in my head when I read that.. But I'll believe you for Allah's sake(btw.. I'm not a muslim.. Ion gaf about Allah)


why? Don't you like star wars?! The force awakens is about to throw all the hating biitches overboard and make the remaining ones walk the fudging plank!! and I'll hate to see you get seawater on those lips.


Mrsphyno?? Uuuh I'll pass!.. She's a bad influence on people!!.. Look what she did to Darven, without even blinking!!.. Ion want anyone losing the screws in my head any further.. She has a negative midas touch.

Hahaha we are though But okay.

I've never seen a Star Wars movie in my whole life. Don't shoot . So you want to kill me because of Star Wars . No worries. I can swim Anyways . I'm not even hating. Hating would require me to actually force myself to watch. All I know is Luke I am your Father. Or is that Star Trek... They're the same Anyways...

Ehhh no! Don't talk about my gal like that . That's not nice. You don't want us to fight do you

YourMain:
Hahaha we are though But okay.

I've never seen a Star Wars movie in my whole life. Don't shoot . So you want to kill me because of Star Wars . No worries. I can swim Anyways . I'm not even hating. Hating would require me to actually force myself to watch. All I know is Luke I am your Father. Or is that Star Trek... They're the same Anyways...

Ehhh no! Don't talk about my gal like that . That's not nice. You don't want us to fight do you

you have never seen a star wars movie?! Like never?! You're like a galactical virgin. ... Okay.. You're not hating.. You're safe from the Law..I won't say go and watch other star wars episodes.. Boredom would literally stab you in the chest..

And Uuuh.. I'm neither a captain or the first mate, so.. I have no such powers(to throw you overboard or make you walk the plank).. But you can say..on a ship, I have a job similar to that of peter pan's .. Saving damsels in distress is my thing.. so have no fear lipped one!..

Btw! Star trek.. I only watched the last one that came out not too long ago.. I was confused until some point in the movie shaaa.
the movie is overpopulated with weird freaks.. Did you know some star trek fans learned the alien language in the movie? Geeesuzz! weirdoos.


And uhhh.. Your "gal" ruined the life of an innocent child.. Ion wanna fight buh.. She has some sacrifices to make.

Obiorathesubtle
Yourmain

MrsPhyno:
Obiorathesubtle Yourmain

o gini?
why is your face like that?

obiorathesubtle:
you have never seen a star wars movie?! Like never?! You're like a galactical virgin. ... Okay.. You're not hating.. You're safe from the Law..I won't say go and watch other star wars episodes.. Boredom would literally stab you in the chest..

And Uuuh.. I'm neither a captain or the first mate, so.. I have no such powers(to throw you overboard or make you walk the plank).. But you can say..on a ship, I have a job similar to that of peter pan's .. Saving damsels in distress is my thing.. so have no fear lipped one!..

Btw! Star trek.. I only watched the last one that came out not too long ago.. I was confused until some point in the movie shaaa.
the movie is overpopulated with weird freaks.. Did you know some star trek fans learned the alien language in the movie? Geeesuzz! weirdoos.


And uhhh.. Your "gal" ruined the life of an innocent child.. Ion wanna fight buh.. She has some sacrifices to make.

Thaaaaaank you! I'm going to keep my galatical virginity till I die. Lol you're here praising Star Wars and you even think it's boring who forced you to watch it ?

Oh wow! What an honour! Lol I know have lots of damsels in your ship you must feel really proud of yourself. Getting to save all these beauties

Haha but isn't Star Wars and Star Trek the same thing ... Hahaha things people will do. Because of what ? What else do they want to understand again ? Well each to their own I guess.

Eh eh eh eh. She didn't na. He probably scared her too...

obiorathesubtle:
o gini?

why is your face like that?

I'm wondering why ur speaking about me in such a way
I won't disturb this conversation tho
Just continue