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How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by permanentgrace(m): 9:30am On Dec 24, 2015 |
I was in the market earlier this week precisely on Monday to pick some stuffs for myself and for those i have to show xmas grace to. While in the market, i walked passed a section where hair-stylists were furiously busy braiding hairs of the girls who came there to make their probably xmas hair. Well, spotting beautiful ladies in such gathering is no surprise actually and sure i did spot two or more who caught my fantasy. But there was this particular one i liked mostly and wanted her so baaadlly. How did i play my game to have her? Going straight to toast a girl in such gathering could fetch you an embarrassment you'd definitely find it difficult to forget in your entire life time. As a sharp dude, i had to apply wisdom (what they say is the greatest gift in life) on dealing with this. I went back to the place, told the very hair-stylist who was making her hair that i want to make my hair. She was laughing that i wasnt serious but i insisted i was serious. After getting her desired attention which i sought, i excused her out for a minute and opened up to her plain that i so madly like the girl she was plaiting her hair and ready to have her at all cost. She again was laughing thinking i wasnt serious. Well, i asked how much was the cost of making her hair. She said 3k and i said i will pay for her hair. I gave her 4k, 3k for the lady's hair and 1k for her. I gave her my number to give to her after letting her know i already paid for her hair so she can reach me. I equally collected her (the hair-stylist) phone number so to keep in touch with her. What happened thereafter? In the evening of that very day, i saw a text in my phone as thus: 'thank you for paying for my hair'. I called and we talked for a long time. We agreed to meet on Tuesday for a date and it did happen. Yesterday as it was Wednesday, i took her to a show and after the show, we headed straight to my crib. With all her initial gra gra of 'i dont stay late at night', 'i dont sleep outside my house' etc, she finally crashed in crib. Was it possible to break the walls of the 'Jerusalem'? Well, it wasnt easy for her to allow me have access 'down there' but impossiblity does not exist in my life and thus, i finally had my way after convincingly had her mind changed by telling her how much i love her and want her for keep. Lol. Women, very easy to convince. I must say she worth my 12k investment within the short while. Let's see how things go. If it is good, we ride on, if the opposite, the census must continues. #ChristmasGirlFriend. 4 Likes |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by victor2008(m): 9:41am On Dec 24, 2015 |
Bobo u try o,u still counting no go use ur wife do girlfriend census indeed smh 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:58am On Dec 24, 2015 |
So hair and film got you free punny? How much have you sent to your parents for Christmas by the way? 7 Likes |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by flawlesRebirth(f): 9:58am On Dec 24, 2015 |
SO THATS AN achievement? 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:02am On Dec 24, 2015 |
Jonaifame22 you have a new disciple 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by donholy28(m): 10:04am On Dec 24, 2015 |
Congratulations u just recruited an extra mosquito to suck on u 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by MightyHands(m): 10:05am On Dec 24, 2015 |
poorly composed article..sorry bros.. 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:13am On Dec 24, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by permanentgrace(m): 11:54am On Dec 24, 2015 |
Haters, stop hating! You've not been able to add more digits to your census this xmas period. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:12pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Hmmm..... So you spent 12k for punna Bro, you're not sharp. If it just took you three days for her to gree, I assure you that you could have spent 6k and gotten the same result. It's fun being a Mad man. 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by missangela: 12:41pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
permanentgrace: Did you use a condom? |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by permanentgrace(m): 12:55pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
missangela:See Jamb kweshion! Oga, i used condoms..not a condom.. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by STILESGANG: 3:19pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Bad guy. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:34pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
my man i will advise you as a senior brother if you continue like this you will welcome poverty with full force. Even if you wanted her in bed you shouldnt have spent so much. One thing about money is that it will give you the impression that it is in abundant supply and you will spend recklessly but when poverty hits you hard you go know say money get wings. Enjoy your xmas responsibly. 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Niceman4u(m): 3:59pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
permanentgrace: Hey young man! if this ur story is true then u must b a man dat deserves pity! Hw much dd u giv to ur Mum, Dad or siblings for d xmas dat u r spending upto dat amt for just a fling? If u r too young to get married then focus nd ur career nd if u ve reached the age for marriage why nt settle down wit a gud homely girl nd build ur life. 2 Likes |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by gab264(m): 4:23pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
donholy28:SECRETS TO BE EXPOSED IS DEFINITELY FAR FROM THE OTHERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,MY SILENT WILL ALWAYS BE SEEN.,,,,,,,,[NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT Op] |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by permanentgrace(m): 5:23pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
intbizoil: Niceman4u: You people should visit a thread called ashawo beer parlour in sexuality section and see how dudes spend bar on bitchhes. 12k wasnt really a big deal for such fresh fish. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Nairaland guys=THE KISS ND TELL GUYS 1 Like |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by valdes00(m): 6:03pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
12k altogether for jus a round of puxxy..... when I can bleep for a cut price of 250 at SK.... boiz can waste money Sha all in d name of looking for gf.... |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by suzzy16(f): 12:57am On Dec 25, 2015 |
permanentgrace:hmmm |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by mypickupbuddy(m): 4:42am On Dec 25, 2015 |
NakedSnake:abeg help me ask am. chicken brain. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by permanentgrace(m): 9:36am On Dec 25, 2015 |
suzzy16: 'condoms' portrays multiple rounds. Do you like multiple rounds? Not just after the first, he's gone and gone for real when you are still in need of more. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:48am On Dec 25, 2015 |
OP, lol. You really tried but 12k was too much but if you're keeping her as your gf now, i think it's okay. Love can catch just one day and last for life time. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by wizaro(m): 11:13am On Dec 25, 2015 |
permanentgrace:OP....for your ur mind u be badoo.. I hail u sha... Bwt.....op dis na December oooooooooo d scarcity no reach ur side... |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by permanentgrace(m): 11:52am On Dec 25, 2015 |
wizaro: Scarcity is a product of mindset. If you dont imagine scarcity, you wont experience scarcity. |
Re: How I Landed Myself An Xmas Girlfriend by suzzy16(f): 4:12pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
permanentgrace:hmmm |
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