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Re: ... by obiorathesubtle: 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
CaroLyner:you smart .. You learning.. Please in case.. Hold am o.. No be every guy dy forgive.. Before em go swear for you |
Re: ... by CaroLyner(f): 4:23pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:it cant happen |
Re: ... by jmaxjohn(m): 4:25pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
greatness22: Kwakwakwa |
Re: ... by obiorathesubtle: 4:32pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
greatness22:hahahah.. Wetin your parents talk na? |
Re: ... by greatness22(m): 4:41pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Guy, nah back of church me and d babe come dey sidon and once church close, na we dey sweep church. Mumcy go jst dey look me 4 back of church as if i get EBOLA.. Nah my mumcy talk come make me go buy paracetamol because of headache. My dad jst dey laugh. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ... by thatsincerechic(f): 4:45pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle: |
Re: ... by obiorathesubtle: 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
greatness22:lwkmdfh.. You dy attend AG or winners? |
Re: ... by obiorathesubtle: 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
thatsincerechic:yep.. Shiiit that happened. |
Re: ... by GIYAZZ(m): 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
The Nairaland music contest is here again. So you think you can sing? www.nairaland.com/2826145/think-sing-nairaland-music-contest |
Re: ... by Rexian(m): 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Mine was in sec school. Had this cute girl in my class n dudes always tried to date her but never succeeded. A few jobless guys; one of which I was, decided 2 strike a bet that whoever could successfully woo the babe would b paid 2k by each 1 of us - 8 in all. As a sharp guy, I used academics to get close 2 her: helped out with tough assignments, solved class work 2geda n all(was a brilliant guy too *winks). She finally agreed 2 date me after like 3 weeks of unending toasting. The other guys swore that I hadn't won until I could prove we were d8n so I dared them dat I would kiss her in class after school so we set a date(remember it was a Monday). That fateful day I managed to convince her 2 stay after school wf me to study. My guys w8d at the window outside the class room to watch. About 30 mins into our "studying" I began to say sweet words to her...n b4 we knew it, our lips met. I could see d frustration on my guys' faces cos I made sure she backed the window they were watching from while we kissed. Suddenly she asked me to carry her while we kissed stating that her legs were weak n shaky. N being a "strong" guy I lifted her up from her thighs. ......" gbosaaaa" na so I fall with back oo on top desk. This girl instead of sympathizing laughed at me like mad. My guys also laffed. They started calling me 'Hercules' since that day. Lol 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ... by Rexian(m): 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Mine was in sec school. Had this cute girl in my class n dudes always tried to date her but never succeeded. A few jobless guys; one of which I was, decided 2 strike a bet that whoever could successfully woo the babe would b paid 2k by each 1 of us - 8 in all. As a sharp guy, I used academics to get close 2 her: helped out with tough assignments, solved class work 2geda n all(was a brilliant guy too *winks). She finally agreed 2 date me after like 3 weeks of unending toasting. The other guys swore that I hadn't won until I could prove we were d8n so I dared them dat I would kiss her in class after school so we set a date(remember it was a Monday). That fateful day I managed to convince her 2 stay after school wf me to study. My guys w8d at the window outside the class room to watch. About 30 mins into our "studying" I began to say sweet words to her...n b4 we knew it, our lips met. I could see d frustration on my guys' faces cos I made sure she backed the window they were watching from while we kissed. Suddenly she asked me to carry her while we kissed stating that her legs were weak n shaky. N being a "strong" guy I lifted her up from her thighs. ......" gbosaaaa" na so I fall with back oo on top desk. This girl instead of sympathizing laughed at me like mad. My guys also laffed. They started calling me 'Hercules' since that day. Lol. Still won the bet shaaa 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ... by thatsincerechic(f): 4:54pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Hmm good for you. Atleast you won not only the bet but her heart 2 Likes |
Re: ... by thatsincerechic(f): 4:55pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
[quote author=Rexian post=41391653]Mine was in sec school. Had this cute girl in my class n dudes always tried to date her but never succeeded. A few jobless guys; one of which I was, decided 2 strike a bet that whoever could successfully woo the babe would b paid 2k by each 1 of us - 8 in all. As a sharp guy, I used academics to get close 2 her: helped out with tough assignments, solved class work 2geda n all(was a brilliant guy too *winks). She finally agreed 2 date me after like 3 weeks of unending toasting. The other guys swore that I hadn't won until I could prove we were d8n so I dared them dat I would kiss her in class after school so we set a date(remember it was a Monday). That fateful day I managed to convince her 2 stay after school wf me to study. My guys w8d at the window outside the class room to watch. About 30 mins into our "studying" I began to say sweet words to her...n b4 we knew it, our lips met. I could see d frustration on my guys' faces cos I made sure she backed the window they were watching from while we kissed. Suddenly she asked me to carry her while we kissed stating that her legs were weak n shaky. N being a "strong" guy I lifted her up from her thighs. ......" gbosaaaa" na so I fall with back oo on top desk. This girl instead of sympathizing laughed at me like mad. My guys also laffed. They started calling me 'Hercules' since that day. Lol. Still won the bet shaaa[/quoteHmm good for you. Atleast you won not only the bet but her heart wink 1 Like |
Re: ... by greatness22(m): 5:00pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Church of God Mission then, but am nw a Winner member. |
Re: ... by Mcowubaba: 5:04pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Its a long story nd a very long time too.. But In a nut shell- I remember telling 3 white girls that I feel like a racist because I was talking with them, the gave me an awkward look...I was just trying to be funny I goofed big time... that awkward look the gave me tormented me for nearly a year.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: ... by IceDude(m): 5:06pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
It happened few years back when i joined the kerewalogy ministry. All the girls i was bang!ng then were my age mates but luckily for me i caught a "big fish" when i travelled to the village on holiday. That day i was alone in my grand mum's house when she visited. One thing led to another and we started kissing; we took off our clothes but instead of me to fvck the hell outa her i just sat on the bed thinking of how to go abt it. Her big nyash/boobs confused me, she started begging me to penetrate or finger her but i jumped outa the bed.....The tin still dey pain me till 2day why i miss dat golden opportunity to shine her Congo 1 Like |
Re: ... by FleetRider(m): 5:13pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle: 1 Like |
Re: ... by Rexian(m): 5:15pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
thatsincerechic:sure did. buh we broke up after about a year n 4 months...I think |
Re: ... by FleetRider(m): 5:17pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
[quote author=greatness22 post=41389703]Mine was with my pastor daughter, we started dating when i was made the drama coordinator, so one day, i pick up my motorola blade phone and decided to call her, the phone rang and it was answered after the 3rd beep, i was so exicited and started talking immediately without waiting to hear her sweet voice. Telling her that the sex we had at my friends place was hot and how i would love to repeat dat same feat again. I notice dat she was quiet, after persuading her to speak, i then found out that i have been speaking with her mum. "Great, so u and Elizabeth have been sleeping with each other abi" I quickly end d cal. On sunday, they called us out in public and gave us 3months suspension. [/quote ] Wow...that's really embarrassing... And funny |
Re: ... by greatness22(m): 5:19pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
[quote author=FleetRider post=41392320][/quote] guy, nor be small tin oh! |
Re: ... by dmola(m): 5:21pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
I still rember mine vividly wn I was in jss2 we were avn agric class,meanwhile I attended only boiz sch u can imagine the troll for those that attend boiz sch a question was ask, mention names of cover crops I didn't no the answer until mi partner whispered eggusi beside me only for me to echo it chaiiii see shame on me that day even those way no no d answer laff me like crazy na so dem give me eggusi 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ... by killercute16(m): 5:24pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
delectablegyal:Ehya |
Re: ... by Agbo19(m): 5:41pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
delectablegyal:With this post, you can tell the poster is a guy claiming a feminine identity abi you be homosexul? delectablegyal:With this post, you can tell the poster is a guy claiming a feminine identity abi you be homosexul? |
Re: ... by ilevic(m): 6:00pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
delectablegyal: confusing and ambiguous message |
Re: ... by Nobody: 6:05pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Huge staircase. I was nervous. There was a group of about 8 guys in one corner, chilling and talking. My weak ankles betrayed me. Tripped, fell. Was wearing a skirt. It was bad. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ... by delectablegyal(f): 6:23pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
LordOfTheWeed: I.diot, so somebody cannot share a friend's story again? Getouttahere. |
Re: ... by fF01(m): 6:45pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Jesus! dude go check urself mehn. |
Re: ... by wizaro(m): 6:46pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
thatsincerechic:chai babe kpele sorry.... I understand how u felt experienced such bfor..... But u shouldn't have left like dat |
Re: ... by wizaro(m): 6:50pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
delectablegyal:abeg u be man or woman or both @haemaphdodyte things |
Re: ... by FleetRider(m): 6:53pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
dmola: LooooollllLoo ;Dooollll |
Re: ... by Brymo: 6:59pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
delectablegyal:u gay |
Re: ... by Nobody: 7:23pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Danielstainz:Thomas |
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