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chibwike:
[color=#978000]What did you tell him [/color]

CFCfan:
Tufiakwa

nna ehn, nnukwu aru!
This waist my husband paid plenty money to acquire wholesale... can you imagine?

shumuel:
These points are everything about Lagos State, and its what makes it fun.

So Naijasinglegirl, na Yaba you dey go, Cats out of the bags

kikiki Lol

Naijasinglegirl:
The mallams at the entrance ALWAYS thinking you are there to change naira to dollars in this unstable economic environment. I can’t even remember the last time I held a dollar.
The traders beckoning at passerby’s not caring if they passing to work. And the aggressive traders waiting to pull your hands roughly once you approach the market. My hands are always sore by the time I get home.
You can’t haggle prices
Yaba traders are known for their ferocious tongue. They’ll smile & ask you to state a price for their wares and if you under price them, they’ll curse your future, present and past generation. Before I price any item, I usually say.”Promise me you are not going to insult me when I state the price I have.”

No freedom of movement
Once a particular trader notices you’ve passed his shade more than thrice without stopping, he’ll inform his fellow traders and they’ll all take their turns to throw jabs at you.

You can’t go through a trader wares for more than five minutes without picking an item. Stay longer and you’ll start hearing nonsense like,
“See, looku looku why you dey scatter my market. Disappear olosho.”
“Oya, commot for here useless girl.”
There was a time I was going through a bail of skirts and after 5 mins, the trader impatiently said. “Abi you dey find the new skirt style wey get legs for my market?”

They decide what you buy
I was ransacking a stock of tops and the trader asked what I was looking for. I told him I needed a black crop top and the guy raised his head to say I am very stupid. That he had a bail of nice tops and rather than pick a decent one, I wanted a crop top so I can roam around Lagos naked.
I quietly left.

Liars everywhere
A trader would swear on his ancestor grave that he has the midi skirt you are looking for then make you walk the length of the railway with him only to produce an ugly dinner gown that is totally unrelated with what you asked for.
And then the ones that would say you need to shop with them cos Omotola just left their shop.

Majority are illiterates
I also asked another trader for a kimono.
“Kimo wetin?” He said.
“Kimono!” I repeated, “Don’t you know it?”
He replied, “See your mouth like kimimi? E be like say you don drink come market. Common commot for here!”

Yaba Affiliates Traders
These set of people are very annoying. They have no stock but spend their time sourcing for customers to take those they have “deals” with so they inflate the price of wares and get as much as 30 percent commission in some cases.

Watch out for the crooks
I walked into a shop and asked if they had a black dress. The trader told me to sit that they had very nice dresses if I was patient enough to wait. Moments after, he went into an inner room and emerged with a bottle of maltina. I told him it wasn’t necessary but he insisted he is usually very nice to customers and opened the drink. I collected it and placed it on the ground beside me. After waiting for an eternity, he threw the most ugly navy blue dress I have ever seen in my life at me. I told him I don’t like it & I need to leave. He said I was very stupid that he would make me regret entering his shop if I don’t drop N150 for the free malt.

Your hair is never nice enough
The hairdressers at the railway will always beckon at you to change your hairstyle no matter how new or nice your hair looks.


Silly pet names
My colour, my type, miss world, agbani, Genevieve, Omo sexy, my wife, ashawo etc. And the very annoying traders that would ask in all seriousness how your mother and father are doing. Or how you look so much like their sister in the village.

[b]They assume every girl is a UNILAG student
[/b]Even when you look like you are in your late 60’s or you arrive in a Ferrari, they keep promising to give you ‘student price’ if you shop with them or how you will look good if you wear a particular dress to school.


http://naijasinglegirl.com/annoying-things-about-yaba-market/

Kachisbarbie:
nna ehn, nnukwu aru!
This waist my husband paid plenty money to acquire wholesale... can you imagine?

Naturalista:
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They haven't moved from there.They are still there.The market has been rebuilt.In fact I have a shop there where I sell natural hair products ranging from leave in conditioners hair mayonnaise and so much more.My shop number is A2061.You get free braid and weave on cleaning of your scalp on every purchase of our products.Ialso have nice wedges for big feet.

Naturalista:
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They haven't moved from there.They are still there.The market has been rebuilt.In fact I have a shop there where I sell natural hair products ranging from leave in conditioners hair mayonnaise and so much more.My shop number is A2061.You get free braid and weave on cleaning of your scalp on every purchase of our products.Ialso have nice wedges for big feet.

allanphash7:
You didnt make mention of curtin crew now

whizqueen:
Exactly! How can I forget?

They always have an album photo of all kinds of cotton you can ever see. And according to them they have all. Meanwhile most of them don't even own a shop

Jaquar456:
It is clear fro this thread that omotola is a regular at Yaba market. And yet she claims that only her husband goes to the market cos 'she can't'. Nigerian Hollywood actress wannabes who are barely able to maintain a comfortable life forming since 1995.

Kachisbarbie:
Naso e be everywhere o. Don't even try the ones in Aba, they will kill your career.
One day I was in the market, somewhere around Ngwa road... next thing person hold my waist, with two hands o... like say na im get the waist. I use speed turn, come see one small boy, chai! I told that guy something he would never forget.

Cc: priscaoge. Na your brothers dey do this thing, perverts everywhere...

priscaoge:
Those Ngwa road boys are pervs maka Chukwu

Na so I dey for Calabar Carnival yesterday evening, due to d crowd at Mary Slessor roundabout, I decided to go down a bit. Omo one yeye Skolombo boy come stand for my back, begin chook me em "Thing" . At first I didn't notice because people were pushing and all. It happened again and I turned, only for the guy to use his hand and cover em "Thing", smiled and said sorry . I screamed and pushed him, then I called a Mopol guy that was standing at d front, before I could turn piaaaaaam d boy don vanish

francizy:

priscaoge:
U are laughing at me? Jisike

francizy:
Dearie, was laughing only cuz it sounded funny na.. Pele

priscaoge:

francizy:
Ndonu na!

You should have called me so that I cut off that sharp object he was stabbing you with..

priscaoge:
Those Ngwa road boys are pervs maka Chukwu

Na so I dey for Calabar Carnival yesterday evening, due to d crowd at Mary Slessor roundabout, I decided to go down a bit. Omo one yeye Skolombo boy come stand for my back, begin chook me em "Thing" . At first I didn't notice because people were pushing and all. It happened again and I turned, only for the guy to use his hand and cover em "Thing", smiled and said sorry . I screamed and pushed him, then I called a Mopol guy that was standing at d front, before I could turn piaaaaaam d boy don vanish

You're yet to tell me what's attracting this skolombo boys to you, I know your bumbum is attractive, but there is more to it.
Care to share?

ajuwarhodes:
What's this one saying? What's wrong with going to yaba market? No be katangora ur babe dey go

Kachisbarbie:
You're yet to tell me what's attracting this skolombo boys to you, I know your bumbum is attractive, but there is more to it.
Care to share?