The mallams at the entrance ALWAYS thinking you are there to change naira to dollars in this unstable economic environment. I can’t even remember the last time I held a dollar.
The traders beckoning at passerby’s not caring if they passing to work. And the aggressive traders waiting to pull your hands roughly once you approach the market. My hands are always sore by the time I get home.
You can’t haggle prices
Yaba traders are known for their ferocious tongue. They’ll smile & ask you to state a price for their wares and if you under price them, they’ll curse your future, present and past generation. Before I price any item, I usually say.”Promise me you are not going to insult me when I state the price I have.”

No freedom of movement
Once a particular trader notices you’ve passed his shade more than thrice without stopping, he’ll inform his fellow traders and they’ll all take their turns to throw jabs at you.

You can’t go through a trader wares for more than five minutes without picking an item. Stay longer and you’ll start hearing nonsense like,
“See, looku looku why you dey scatter my market. Disappear olosho.”
“Oya, commot for here useless girl.”
There was a time I was going through a bail of skirts and after 5 mins, the trader impatiently said. “Abi you dey find the new skirt style wey get legs for my market?”

They decide what you buy
I was ransacking a stock of tops and the trader asked what I was looking for. I told him I needed a black crop top and the guy raised his head to say I am very stupid. That he had a bail of nice tops and rather than pick a decent one, I wanted a crop top so I can roam around Lagos naked.
I quietly left.

Liars everywhere
A trader would swear on his ancestor grave that he has the midi skirt you are looking for then make you walk the length of the railway with him only to produce an ugly dinner gown that is totally unrelated with what you asked for.
And then the ones that would say you need to shop with them cos Omotola just left their shop.

Majority are illiterates
I also asked another trader for a kimono.
“Kimo wetin?” He said.
“Kimono!” I repeated, “Don’t you know it?”
He replied, “See your mouth like kimimi? E be like say you don drink come market. Common commot for here!”

Yaba Affiliates Traders
These set of people are very annoying. They have no stock but spend their time sourcing for customers to take those they have “deals” with so they inflate the price of wares and get as much as 30 percent commission in some cases.

Watch out for the crooks
I walked into a shop and asked if they had a black dress. The trader told me to sit that they had very nice dresses if I was patient enough to wait. Moments after, he went into an inner room and emerged with a bottle of maltina. I told him it wasn’t necessary but he insisted he is usually very nice to customers and opened the drink. I collected it and placed it on the ground beside me. After waiting for an eternity, he threw the most ugly navy blue dress I have ever seen in my life at me. I told him I don’t like it & I need to leave. He said I was very stupid that he would make me regret entering his shop if I don’t drop N150 for the free malt.

Your hair is never nice enough
The hairdressers at the railway will always beckon at you to change your hairstyle no matter how new or nice your hair looks.


Silly pet names
My colour, my type, miss world, agbani, Genevieve, Omo sexy, my wife, ashawo etc. And the very annoying traders that would ask in all seriousness how your mother and father are doing. Or how you look so much like their sister in the village.

[b]They assume every girl is a UNILAG student
[/b]Even when you look like you are in your late 60’s or you arrive in a Ferrari, they keep promising to give you ‘student price’ if you shop with them or how you will look good if you wear a particular dress to school.


http://naijasinglegirl.com/annoying-things-about-yaba-market/

On Point!!!.. Let's hear what our Female NL has to say

How many years experience do you have with Yaba market?

Lol

Non-homogeneous prices

Just here to read comments.

Naijasinglegirl where have you been Have missed you

Very funny!
This is synonymous with almost all the markets in Lagos, not Yaba alone.


"Sister, na the price wey I buy am for market na em I dey give you so. I no add five naira join am." And they start swearing with everything they have just to prove it.

I have heard

Seriously? they insult customers? haa.

They touch you and pull you with their filthy hands

So customer service is unheard of

These points are everything about Lagos State, and its what makes it fun.
So Naijasinglegirl, na Yaba you dey go, Cats out of the bags
kikiki Lol

I couldn't have said it any better.

The one that pisses me off the most is those annoying guys always holding and dragging someone's hand. "sister I get correct Jean oo. Shey na leggings you dey find? I get fine colours and patterns. My color, , come now... I go give you better price" *dollar or gold* crew sef dey vex me


Those hairdressers, do they really get customers? cos I can't just imagine going to anyhow person to make my hair. Never!

Lalasticlala food is ready

Funny stuff

This is hilarious


I hate the pulling of hands like madt

Please how can I get or locate the new yaba market . I heard they moved them from the former place in 2005. Thanks

while reading this,i bellowed into a big laughter by 4am

Lmao

i hate yaba market!everything is.rlexpensive including second hand goods....anf those traders are insultive.....its only there that my igbo brothers are insultive.....but nice in everyother market....i wonder why

oneangleGC:
Please how can I get or locate the new yaba market . I heard they moved them from the former place in 2005. Thanks

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They haven't moved from there.They are still there.The market has been rebuilt.In fact I have a shop there where I sell natural hair products ranging from leave in conditioners hair mayonnaise and so much more.My shop number is A2061.You get free braid and weave on cleaning of your scalp on every purchase of our products.Ialso have nice wedges for big feet.

Wow thanks .. I didn't know oh. Thought they moved them oh. When is the best time to visit oh so one can get newly opened bales for shirts and shoes..?chinos .. I could patronize you for ladies shoes..

Is it that bad?

Laughing....

I can relate to the aboki scenario
There was a time I went to do UNILAG post utme, Chai immediately I left the exam hall I knew I can't score up to 30 percent, I was very angry at my self, na so I reach yaba, the mallam con dey ask me if ah wan change dollar that I should name my price
That was when my anger surpass the world tallest building

oneangleGC:
Wow thanks .. I didn't know oh. Thought they moved them oh. When is the best time to visit oh so one can get newly opened bales for shirts and shoes..?chinos .. I could patronize you for ladies shoes..

I am available anytime from Tuesday,don't really know when they open bales but Monday could be youR best bet.

This part though.

They decide what you buy
I was ransacking a stock of tops and the trader asked what I was looking for. I told him I needed a black crop top and the guy raised his head to say I am very silly. That he had a bail of nice tops and rather than pick a decent one, I wanted a crop top so I can roam around Lagos Unclad.
I quietly left.

Lmao

lol