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Re: Joking by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
Mcowubaba:

I just don't knw how Igbo got into this matter undecided
The Op is definitely an ethnic senile bigot..but I am still wondering how it became an Igbo vs yoruba matter now undecided....
So anything anti-yoruba is Igbo...
U could have addressed the OP, instead of towing the same gullible silly part like him...

I know

I was in a haste. I wanted to tell the fool that whatever he has written is applicable to everyone. Yoruba or not.
Re: Joking by Nobody: 9:17pm On Dec 28, 2015
HARDBUOI:


imbec!le u know this is the raw truth dats why it hurts u.
but i wont be biased, like i said earliar its not all of them but most of them.
but how pained u sound shows u are among the gals i described.
so fuk off!! cool

Mo.ron

I am not going to reply you again

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Re: Joking by Ajinoride(m): 9:21pm On Dec 28, 2015
HARDBUOI:
before i proceed... i cant take it away from them that most yoruba gals have got nice shape with a booty that can make your heart beat skip.
maybe its the work of amala grin.

hmm! hmm..(clears throat) now having said that but i have noticed few things that are not cooL about yoruba gals which made me change my mind on dating a yoruba gal.
i have stayed in lagos for quite some time now and i a haven't dated a yoruba gal, hey!!... dont get it twisted i dont hate them but some characters they display are too bad for gals to exhibit....like


1} THEY ARE ABUSIVE: i hav noticed that this is common among yoruba people especially their women when u have a little misunderstanding with them, then they will blow it out of proportion and start raining abusive curses on u and ur parents, infact they will abuse ur grandfather and great-grand mother with the most vulgar and obscene words..... THIS IS NOT COOL.

2} THEY ARE NOT ADAPTIVE:... one of my distant uncle married a yoruba woman, but she prefers isolating herself wearing a sad face especially when we are speak our native language bcoz she believes that we are discussing her.. but rather than trying to learn the language she preface staying alone and keep assuming. the mother inlaw hav tried explaining things to her but to no avail..THIS IS NOT COOL

PARTIAL IN RESPECT: yes they say yoruba people are respectful but i also noticed that their respectful nature is only based on ur tribe and region,
i mean if u are a yoruba person only then will u get the maximum respect,but if u are not one of them the respect will deviate from 100% to 60%. and unfortunately if u are igbo grin, sorry bro u are only getting 20% grin...THIS IS NOT COOL

NOT FLEXIBLE: mind u i dont mean on exercise or in bed grin.... but in culture, if u marry a yoruba gal into another tribe they find it difficult to follow ur culture and way of life.. they will always prove a little stubborn when it come to cultural things because they always assume that u want to subdue them with ur own culture, but not realizing that when u marry ur hUbby u are also married to their culture...THIS IS NOT COOL.

MOST THEM ARE DIABOLIC:.... i learnt that juju is part of yoruba culture no-matter how religious they are, they still keep something behind to fight grin...and this is my biggest fear of of dating a yoruba gal, because if the relationship ends abruptly bro u better go and beg her else u are in trouble even though its not all of them..,, BUT THIS AINT COOL.

THEY CHEAT: friends told me that yoruba gals like receiving that thing a lot wink.. so if u are a man dating a yoruba gal u better know how to give the her MR JON always or learn it in a hard way... esle consider urself MR SHEARER and ur babe THE NATIONAL CAKE! grin

MOST OF THEM ARE DIRTY.. i always hear that most yoruba gals are dirty nomatter how classy they may look... unfurtunately its true.
mehn.. i wen to computer village 2weeks ago to buy my phone charger and i enter one shop and saw this biutiful, black, plump and sexy
yoruba gal helping her brother to sell stuffz, mehn i was looking at this gal until i forgot wat i came for and started pricing new phone rather than the charger.. and the gal also noticed and started giving me green light but wen she turned around to talk to another and my eyes went straight into her ears only to behold lump of wax. :-Xand i couldnt bliv how a gal like that couldnt take proper care of herself...

PLS MY YORUBA GALS I LOVE U BUT take note,...these may be the reasons why you are driving that guy away.

I KNO THEY WONT LIKE THIS...SO LET THE BASHING BEGIN grin grin
your research findings are crude, and unscientific. the xtics u just mentioned could apply to any lady that lacks proper home training, irrespective of tribe.

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Re: Joking by Mcowubaba: 9:22pm On Dec 28, 2015
daretodiffer:


I know

I was in a haste. I wanted to tell the fool that whatever he has written is applicable to everyone. Yoruba or not.

U were not in any haste...
U are a potential bigot...simple..
So in ur haste, the Igbo tribe was the easiest thing that came into ur mind undecided...
Spare me ur sermon...u have been corrupted by NL's bigots..enjoy ur association of bigotry....

I won't reply u again on this topic cool..
Re: Joking by misspicy(f): 9:25pm On Dec 28, 2015
catlova:

Definitely nt me grin
denying me on nairaland huh?
Re: Joking by HARDBUOI: 9:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
daretodiffer:


Mo.ron

I am not going to reply you again

u are jst dirty!
Re: Joking by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 28, 2015
HARDBUOI:


u are jst dirty!

Like your mother
Re: Joking by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 28, 2015
Mcowubaba:

U were not in any haste...
U are a potential bigot...simple..
So in ur haste, the Igbo tribe was the easiest thing that came into ur mind undecided...
Spare me ur sermon...u have been corrupted by NL's bigots..enjoy ur association of bigotry....

I won't reply u again on this topic cool..

You are just as stupid as the OP

Swerve........
Re: Joking by ajademola2000(m): 9:33pm On Dec 28, 2015
daretodiffer:


Like your mother
You promised not to reply that dude again, please don't reply him again.
Re: Joking by Nobody: 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2015
ajademola2000:
You promised not to reply that dude again, please don't reply him again.

cheesy

I won't. Thanks
Re: Joking by HARDBUOI: 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2015
daretodiffer:


Like your mother

u see what i said earlier grin grin grin grin grin grin
go back and read my number 1 point!
its in u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tufiakwa!...
dirty gal!
Re: Joking by adexdon(m): 9:38pm On Dec 28, 2015
op can't marry Yoruba gal #Godwin
Re: Joking by adexdon(m): 9:44pm On Dec 28, 2015
op cant marry Yoruba gal #Godwin
Re: Joking by adexdon(m): 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2015
op can't marry Yoruba Gal #Godwin
Re: Joking by bestcindy(f): 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2015
Adamsdelrio:
I have lived in both yoruba and igbo land. From what I have seen and experienced, I prefer marrying yoruba girl to igbo girl ten times over. Igbo girls are the worst type of girls to marry. Whether single or married, most igbo ladies are not ashamed or fornication or adultery. Just yesterday, a divorced igbo woman told me that 'I am not ashamed that men come to my house to fvck me'. I was shocked when she said it. Nothing will ever make me think of marrying an igbo lady. God forbid!!!!!
with hrt full of sorrow... I feel u bro,even a blind man knws u re lying...IGBO girls Rock...we dnt do shit...

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Re: Joking by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2015
What kind of write up is this@OP.?
Re: Joking by murphyibiam15(m): 9:49pm On Dec 28, 2015
Onijagidijagan:

few yoruba girls dating yeeebos resides in d SW and they can speak d yoruba language..You can never see igboman marrying yoruba woman and he will take her to d S.east. God forbid.
bc your yoruba gals are pigs....so tell me how can u take pigs to a clean land(east)

since u want us to exchange words make we start am....foolish u

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Re: Joking by Babacele: 10:18pm On Dec 28, 2015
I see a lot of children here that need to grow up .
Re: Joking by Nobody: 10:29pm On Dec 28, 2015
murphyibiam15:

bc your yoruba gals are pigs....so tell me how can u take pigs to a clean land(east)

since u want us to exchange words make we start am....foolish u
why are u so pained? indeed d whole Nigerians knws who d pig and dogs in brothels and baby factories are.




i'm done with you.

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Re: Joking by TheAziz: 10:32pm On Dec 28, 2015
the dirty part is a lie
Re: Joking by chacoonder(m): 10:43pm On Dec 28, 2015
HARDBUOI:
before i proceed... i cant take it away from them that most yoruba gals have got nice shape with a booty that can make your heart beat skip.
maybe its the work of amala grin.

hmm! hmm..(clears throat) now having said that but i have noticed few things that are not cooL about yoruba gals which made me change my mind on dating a yoruba gal.
i have stayed in lagos for quite some time now and i a haven't dated a yoruba gal, hey!!... dont get it twisted i dont hate them but some characters they display are too bad for gals to exhibit....like


1} THEY ARE ABUSIVE: i hav noticed that this is common among yoruba people especially their women when u have a little misunderstanding with them, then they will blow it out of proportion and start raining abusive curses on u and ur parents, infact they will abuse ur grandfather and great-grand mother with the most vulgar and obscene words..... THIS IS NOT COOL.

latest madding igbo man in town.
Re: Joking by totit: 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2015
bestcindy:
with hrt full of sorrow... I feel u bro,even a blind man knws u re lying...IGBO girls Rock...we dnt do shit...


Lol grin

http://naijalog.com/an-open-letter-from-an-igbo-woman-to-cossy-orjiakor-and-tonto-dikeh/

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Re: Joking by Empress2014(f): 11:03pm On Dec 28, 2015
murphyibiam15:

lolz..u are here again..thought u've ran out of nairaland cheesy cheesy cheesy
didn't ran away,i was only discouraged due to bad network in my new crib
Re: Joking by tpiar: 11:05pm On Dec 28, 2015
what should I type in this space.
Re: Joking by tpiar: 11:08pm On Dec 28, 2015
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Re: Joking by boyo123(m): 11:26pm On Dec 28, 2015
Op, how old are you?. Ur write up suggest 10yrs

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Re: Joking by amtalkin(f): 11:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
Is the OP name Igbo?

Did he mention Igbo in his post?

Why is it Igbo vs Yoruba?

Well since una don drag Igbo name for this matter, let me start by saying

I'm Igbo.
All what the Op listed no tribe is innocent of that so its not a Yoruba thing.

I love the fact that we Igbos stay very strong in marriage #FACT
Go round and ask polygamy,divorce the rate is VERY LOW among the Igbos.
Pls don't hate
Re: Joking by princebergz(m): 12:43am On Dec 29, 2015
any lady from any part of the world might have this profile...
if u no wan marry Yoruba girl wahala no dey...just assuming wont get you anywhere

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Re: Joking by FisifunKododada: 12:50am On Dec 29, 2015
cool Look at this beautiful Igbo girl - U na Igbo girls are beautiful.

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Re: Joking by Nobody: 2:12am On Dec 29, 2015
FisifunKododada:
cool Look at this beautiful Igbo girl - U na Igbo girls are beautiful.

Get lost!

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